"I feel like we've broken up."
"It's sounds like we are breaking up. Do you think you could stop yourself from chomping on potato chips every single time you call Lemon?"
"Sabor de Soledad aren't just potato chips Jack! They are like little flavour filled fireworks which explode with every crunch."
"God, you realise you sound like a whiney ex-girlfriend now don't you? Anyway, I suppose while not romantic, our former relationship was pretty co-dependent. For example I have I lost at least 6 pounds since being in Washington, and I am 90% sure that's purely down to less stress eating. Although I don't know if the frequent amount of freedom searches I've being enduring have contributed to the weight loss..."
"Man, that's gross Jack. And it is not a thought I ever want to have in my mind ever again. Plus, are you calling me fat? Because I haven't lost weight like you have, Mr Republican Diet Man?"
"I must be drunk because I find myself missing you and your unending supply of insults."
"Aw, Jack, I'm sorry. I don't mean to be such a poo face. I just, I guess... I miss you. I miss having you around, someone sane. Everyone here is totally driving me crazy."
"I miss you too Lemon. The, I believe you called them, "Ass-Hats of America" all seem to reside in DC. And they are not as funny as Tracy Jordan."
"Do not talk to me about Tracy Jordan. Gah, I can't believe I hired him. I only did it because you made me and now you aren't even here to help me out when he decides that it's National Underpants Day and tries to force the Janitor to strip and join him in an Underpants Wearing Break Dance Competition. You suck Jack Donaghy!"
"I didn't desert you of my own volition Lemon. I seem to remember that there was a CEO slipping into a diabetic coma thanks to someone."
"You said you didn't blame!"
"I know. Oh, I don't Lemon. I'm... It's the lack of pens at work, it's getting to me. How am I supposed to work in these conditions? We have a leaking ceiling and a lack of basic stationary. It feels like an infringement on my basic human rights as a member of the Rich."
"Jack..."
"Don't roll your eyes Lemon."
"How did... You know what? Suck it up! I'm going to say this once, you will find a way to get out of there, to come back to NYC and me, and then you and I will kick Banks to the curb and get Kathy placed in some sort of assisted living complex because she is crazy and weird. She is crazy weird."
"Lemon-"
"And then you'll be back here. And I'll make sure that Jonathon supplies you with enough pens that you'll have all your pockets full, so full that you'll need to wear a pocket protector and consider joining the class of the nerds."
"That feels me with a sense of disgust but also a sense of happiness."
"That's my boy! Now go get fired Donaghy!"