Thanos was really proud of the ice cream sundae he was now free to indulge in. It had taken so much time of smart planning in order to craft the most glorious dessert.

Loki ran into Thanos's humble abode assembled out of old cheese. He took one whiff of the scent and smirked at the big fella. "Look who's got the icy cream!" he giggled sneakily.

Thanos held his freezy treat close to his chest. "You may not have it!"

Loki was shocked to see Thanos acting like such a tush-face. "I think you need to learn to share!"

Tony flew through the cheese window with a birthday cake addressed to his son Pete. "I am so totes lost, homedogs…" he said in sudden realisation.

Loki did that creepy, villainous, yet charismatic, eyebrow raise that he is known for the world over. "I fear we've gotten off on the wrong tootsy-toe! Let's try sharing our feelings first!"

Thanos made a huge grumpy face at the tricky dude and slammed the table with his fist. "Emotions are stinky and old!"

Tony gasped. "I can't believe you would say such hurtful things about friendship qualities!" he cried as he dropped the cake in shock.

"Hey, did I just hear the sound of sugar hit the floor?" announced Cap as he shuffled out of the cheese-coated loo. He gasped when he saw the soiled treat.

"My boy, this cake is dead…" mourned Tony.

"This is a catastrophe…" remarked Bucky, who was rehearsing his lines in Thanos's cheese chimney.

"Oy, mate, this cake fell because you killed me mum…" Tony Australia'd.

"It fell because it was not balanced," Thanos mused aloud as he slammed the Infinity Cones into his ice cream.

"HOLY BUTTZ!" wailed Revenger George (A/N: I don't know who this is, but he exists now and Stan Lee would agree that he is the coolest superhero ever!)

"I can't believe he has such glorious power!" cried Cap. He took his shield and threw it at Loki. Loki caught it in his mouth and transformed into a chicken.

"That chicken is the Infinity Cones' only weakness!" said Tony with a cool nose effect because he was no longer Australian.

"This is a stupid and sad day…" said Loki the Chicken.

"You guys ruined my ice cream day!" cried Thanos. Tony saw tears in his eyes and it reminded him of that one scene from that really old movie The Empire Strikes Back.

"I have to dispel these negative emotions…" said Cap as he squatted down and put some cool shoes on that made him run faster. That was because they wee made of Chickenium which is exactly ten burritos stronger than Vibranium.

Spidey swung in through the window just then and started singing about his broseph Ned Leeds. "What's up, guys?"

"Oh good golly gosh!" cried Tony as he blasted the cake to bits. Bucky cried for the dead cake because he's a soldier of heroism.

"You see, this is exactly why I need to do this kind of stuff…" mumbled Thanos. He clenched the ice cream tightly and it went all over his hand. The chocolate syrup leaked in between his fingers and Cap ran up and licked all of it.

"Good job, Steve!" said Tony as he ran up to Thanos and crushed his face with his iron rear.

Then Loki strutted something deadly and this made Thanos fall in love with Loki's chicken-flavoured cuisine.

Thor flew in moments later and put his hammer on the ground. "WHERE IN ASGARD IS THE CREAM FILLING!?" he roared mightily.

"Oh look, brother! For I am a chicken!" clucked Loki.

Thor wept bitterly for his brother. Spidey started doing a righteous jig. Tony just continued to squidgy up Thanos's dumb face.

But then Thanos snapped the two spoons in the ice cream! Bucky transformed into a banana and Loki ate him.

"This is a terrible sign, boyo!" cried Tony.

"I don't feel so good…" said Spidey as he shoveled in another handful of cheese. He was eating Thanos's whole house on his own.

Thanos was okay with this though because he found out real estate was really poppin' in the agricultural sections of the universe.

THE CAPTAIN MARVEL END