"Darn it!" The Doctor yelled, kicking the TARDIS in frustration. Spiraling into ANOTHER alternate universe was not on his agenda. Pushing buttons, fiddling with levers, and banging on his keyboard, The Doctor pulled the TARDIS out of its crash course and landed it softly on… nothing. It was solid… nothing.

"Yay, another parallel universe," The Doctor said sarcastically. The Doctor stepped through the door of the TARDIS and walked straight into a wall. Wait, no, it wasn't. It was most definitely another TARDIS. The Doctor whirled around, aghast. "What in the worlds?" The Doctor stumbled backwards into something very soft, very solid, and very alive.

"Ack! Get off me!" came a slightly muffled, but altogether VERY familiar voice from behind The Doctor.

"Rose?" exclaimed The Doctor incredulously, jumping backwards in shock.

"Oh, there you are! I've been looking for you. C'mon, let's go back to our TARDIS." Rose started pulling The Doctor towards another TARDIS.

"But THIS is my TARDIS!" The Doctor frantically threw his arms around his TARDIS.

"No it isn't! We parked it over there." Rose pointed an annoyed finger at the other TARDIS.

"Rose? Where'd you go?" came THE DOCTOR'S VOICE.

"Ah! What's going on here?!" the original Doctor yelled. The second one immediately followed suit.

"Oh, sorry about that. You weren't supposed to be back for another hour at least!" the second Doctor said, calming down.

"WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY BOW TIE?! Oh, and why am I standing there, AND here, and why you do you not seem surprised to see another you?"

"Oh, you must be from one of those alternate universes! See, four others, as of now, have roughly the same story as you. Out of our, what," the other Doctor began counting on his fingers when finally, thirteen minutes and seventeen seconds later, "1,126 Doctors here."

The first Doctor stood in shocked silence. "WHAT?!"

The other Doctor sighed. "The Daleks need the Timelords' help. They crash landed on our planet. We're still trying to open the ship."

The Doctor thought this through quickly, "and you're just standing here talking to me?"

"Good point. We should get going."

"One more question; where the HECK are we?!"

"Uh, well, you're in space."

"I figured. I meant WHERE in space. Oh, never mind! Just get me to the ship!"

"Okay, follow me."