Disclaimer: I don't and never will own Shugo Chara, and that applies to every chapter

Now, before you attempt to entertain yourself/find an excuse to put off doing your homework, remember that I am extremely critical, picky, annoying, lazy, a procrastinator, a potential Mary-Sue, [insert some more annoying traits here], and etc. Don't be offended if I indirectly criticize you by pointlessly ranting here, if your fanfics have any of the traits I complain about, or if I indirectly criticize your fanfics. I, like the greater part of the population, have to go to school and deal with homework so I won't update a lot. Oh, and I like to give more than one point of view on certain things, so just know that italics equals Mary-Sue point of view, and boldface equals stereotypical Aries point of view. I'm going to try to be creative with the chapters and not bore you to death with [insert number of chapters] rants, so ideas help!

And remember- this is a how not to write fanfiction guide, so don't expect me to tell you how to do every little thing.

Constructive flames are welcome!

Now, onto the first official chapter...