Life With Naruto
[Author By 'Rai'
He's Quiting!!! And He told me that he was deleting all his stories! He also told me I could just have his stories!!! Rai how could you! I brought you into this Yaoi writing world! I'm only going to take the ones that are completed I just can't take more stories under my belt right now.]
Chapter 01
Sky blue eyes stared ahead, ingoing the looks he was , he had grown use to them and couldn't give a rat's ass what they thought. He wanted this to end, wanting to leave and never come back, but that was stupid he had to come back, everyday actually. Naruto couldn't wait to go home and slam his bathroom door shut, ignoring his friends while doing so. He couldn't get his mind off Sasuke...even since they were younger, they had been together - as friends - looking after one another. They were hardly never apart, but that all changed, college came, new faces, new toys to play with and...homework! Even when they first met, Naruto was barely sixteen when he saw jet-hair and black steel eyes. He didn't think much of the boy at first, they were semi friends, and at the time Naruto just found out he was gay. He was 'in the closet' but he wasn't now and that was all thanks to Sasuke. He couldn't tell his parents, but with Sasuke beside him, holding his hand in a tight grip, he had done it. He was slightly miffed when Sasuke hadn't come out, but Sasuke's had his reason's.
When they were getting to now eachother Naruto happened to stumbled upon Sasuke making out with a much older guy, Sasuke separated from the guy and dragged him to an empty room where no one could see them. Sasuke tried to explain to Naruto but he just shook his head and told Sasuke that he were also gay. Sasuke chuckled at him and said he had to get back to sucking face with him. At the time Naruto didn't care, maybe he was just tired of all the fighting and yelling.
Naruto couldn't help but feel alittle left out, his best friend had his own things and so does him, but damnit he missed his best friend, every since college had started, they had seem less of eachother, Naruto could handle that, but every since Sasuke got a boyfriend, they had seen less and less of eachother, even though they live together, Sasuke was always out. Then something BIG happen, Sasuke's boyfriend moved IN to HIS and SASUKE'S apartment that was made for three people, only Sasuke's boyfriend had never used the spare room, always sleeping with Sasuke instand. Naruto was pissed and invited someone else to move him, he would be damn to live with the bastard and his boyfriend until colleges was over or they magically broke up. Kiba had moved in at least two hours since Sasuke announced to him that his boyfriend was going to move in.
Naruto was glad he heard his professor dismissed his class early that day, he sighed and grabbed all his stuff and slid through the wooden long desk table, having nothing to do except go home and sleep off his frustration. He walked slowly, not wanting to get home to see Sasuke and his lover making out on THEIR sofa, it sucked because Naruto picked out the color and Sasuke bought it, see their's, clearly not Neji's. Naruto couldn't let Sasuke see how much it hurt him so he made jokes and asked for a threesome, only to be turned down by a laughing Uchiha. That guy was always clueless when it came to Naruto's feeling even his boyfriends feeling. They look like they were in a loving relationship but there was the arguments and fighting then...make up sex. Naruto once just sat back and watched them go at it, thinking that Sasuke got tired of him and end their relationship only to be wrong, they always ended their arguments in the bed.
Naruto walked passed females and males, everyone knew of Naruto's preference in men - not that Naruto ever tried hiding that fact -. Naruto still couldn't care at a time he did and that had been in high school, when he first told his closest friend's some could handle him being gay other's just told him to get lost followed by a rude name, later he told his parents...lets just say they were kind of disappointed but except Naruto either way.
Naruto tapped his shoe on the concert sidewalk, staring ahead of his at a closed door -his apartment door- he slowly moved one foot in front of the other. He knew someone was home as if the unlock door was proof enough. He tugged his his arm full of books onto the sofa that was beside the door, a computer desk was set facing opposite of the sofa, a huge 50 inch TV - Sasuke's TV - was pressed against a wall inbetween the computer and the couch, games laid untouched on the floor as if no one had been playing them in awhile, awhile meant this morning before classes started, which is a very long time in Naruto's mind.
"I'm home!" Naruto called out, kicking off his shoes, not worrying where they landed, Sasuke would come home and probably place them perfect, everything had to be perfect in his mind anyways. He had hope it was Kiba and pray to Kami its not Sasuke's boyfriend.
A husky voice called out from the kitchen, "Dude I need help!" It was all panicky and he knew it was Kiba and thank you Kami, it wasn't Sasuke's boyfriend.
Naruto speed walk into the kitchen, the cold seek through the tiny holes in his soaks, "What's up?" He asked his friend.
Kiba turned and pouted, "I killed the microwave!" He said pointing to the dead machine in front of him.
Curiously, Naruto walked closer to the brunette, eyeing the machine over the other males shoulder. "Kiba what the hell did you do?!?" His eyes widen, the see-through glass on the microwave was all brunt and dark black and little brown tips and the awful smell!
"Mm, Killed it." Kiba muttered under his breath, he moved to the sink to wish his hands.
"That's Sasuke's! He's going to fucking kill you! You better run fast when he gets here. Once I broke a stupid doll of his and he punched me in the face, I had a black eye for a week." He pointed to his right eye.
Kiba scoffed, "Not if I'll tell him you referee his action figure as a doll."
Naruto snorted, "Doll, action figure, there made the same way." Naruto shifted his feeting, his eyes stared or tried staring inside the machine, the black burns were making it hard. "What did you put in here to make it like this?" Naruto wondered, he punched the open button. "KIBA! Fuck. You can't do that!!" Naruto screamed at the can of tomato's, the lid had being cut open, the tip of the lid touched the roof. "Are you fucking retarded!" His hand gestured to the can, his head whip towards Kiba.
Kiba blinked, "So, you think he'll notice?" The brunette nodded his head, "Damnit to hell! Fuck no. Please Kami kill me now!" Kiba stomped his feet. The blond ignored his rant in favor of hiding the idiots doing...but where could he hide a rectangle brunt microwave.
"Kiba! I have an idea." Naruto beamed happily, his fists upon his hips in a superman fashion.
Kiba eyes widen, eyes shifted about nervously, "Can't we wait for Sasuke to get home to kill me?"
"Fuck no! I'll save you Kiba! No matter what the danger is!" Naruto brought his right fist to his chest, "No matter how far we have to go! Sasuke will never no what you're pea brain did!" Naruto glance at the frighten boy, "He will never know. Never." Naruto clapped his hands together, "Get your coat and meet me at your car, I'll get the disaffected machine."
'Love Thy Roommate'
Kiba grimed as he looked over the side wall, "Hey Naruto?"
"Hmm."
"Have you done this before?" Kiba glance over to the deranged boy who was at the open trunk, going over to help the boy haul out the microwave from the trunk of Kiba's beat up car.
Naruto snorted, "Duh! How else would I have survive this long with Sasuke." Naruto rolled his eyes, him and Kiba hold each end up and moved over to the side wall, placing the broking machine on top, pausing for a small break.
Kiba once again looked over the side, "I don't think-"
"DO YOU WANT SASUKE TO FIND OUT AND BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!" Naruto shouted and waved his hands all over the place.
Kiba winch at the loudmouth, "Fuck no!"
"We have to do this!" Naruto tried to pump up Kiba, his fists held up in front of his body.
"Fuck yea!" Kiba nodded with a second thought.
"Now throw it over!" Naruto pointed his finger towards the side wall.
"Ye-Wait...Why do I have to do it." Kiba asked confused.
"Your the one who fucking did it...you do it...I'll be in the car." Naruto snorted and looked at Kiba as if he was crazy. "Crazy sexy idiot....be glad you have a nice ass or I wouldn't be here, protection said ass for the Uchiha. I might add."
Kiba gazed over the microwave and back to the blond, "Naruto?" Kiba deadpanned.
"No way Kiba. Toss it over and lets go. I'm not helping anymore then I have too." His arms crossed over his broad chest, leaning back on the bright red car, motion his hand for Kiba to get on with it.
"Are you sure about this?" Kiba nervously asked.
Naruto tilted his head to the side, "Yes." He hissed.
Kiba pouted and shifted in front of the foul smelling machine, he sighed and looked right to left before pushing the busted machine over, falling 10ft before slashing into the river.
"Aagaage." Naruto yawned as Kiba drove them home, Kiba was alittle it miffed about the blond's action, leaving him to do it while he stood aside. That was fuck up!
"Naruto you're a dick!" His hands tighten on the wheel.
Naruto smiled evilly, "Mmm, dick. That does sound good." His arms under his head, the seat was reclined in a very comfortable position.
"Don't you have enough dildos to last you before you get tired of them and get bigger sizes?" Kiba strike a comment to Naruto's non sex life.
Naruto brought his hand over and run his fingers through the brunette hair, "You're jealous. When we get back you want my cock in your ass." He tugged at Kiba's hair.
"Uzumaki let go!" He backhanded the idiot's hand. He was straight, damnit! The idiot knew that!
"Just fucking with you." His fingers threaded through his blond's hair.
The whole car was silence before Kiba said, "So, how much of Sasuke's shit is at the bottom of the river?"
Naruto scratched his chin as he tilted his head up, "Couple of books..." He shrugged, "Few T-shirts tied to a rock, few CD's I broke-" Naruto then coughed up a name.
Kiba eyes intensely widen, "You threw his pet snake in the river!!"
Naruto laughed nervously, "Yea." He chuckled through the next sentence. "He still thinks its in the pipes or something." Kiba gave him a nasty look, "It was dead before it went into the river!"
"I'm afraid what else you threw in there." Kiba muttered.
Naruto scoffed a little, "Sorry about your boombox." He said quickly.
It took a second to know what Naruto meant. "Naruto!" Kiba thought it was strange when his boombox turned up missing a month ago.
"Hey you own me for want I did. You own me, all right." Naruto shifted move onto his right side.
Kiba's teeth clenched, "Fine. I'll let it go." The car was once again silence, "I hate you." He sounded defeated.
'Love Thy Roommate'
"Fuck! Go to your room and do that." Kiba screeched as he walked in the door and saw Sasuke pressing heavily against his boyfriend, lip lock. They pulled apart now that the moment was ruined, the blond came right in after hearing Kiba screech like a little girl. Naruto glanced over to the two boys, he moved over, sitting inbetween them - they had to move further apart 'cause of the blond - his arms wrapped around both shoulder's, "When are you going to dump the icy bastard and date me. I promise I'll make you scream louder then you ever had before." His eyes lock with his best friend boyfriends lips. "Teme doesn't have that much of a penis, just wait until you see mine." Naruto said smug, pulling the other boy closer to his, making him feel the his body heat that seen to pour out and soak right up.
Neji chuckled, "Naruto, we both know who has the bigger penis and I'm with him!"
Naruto took a shape intake, "When have you seen my penis, Neji-darling. Did you spied on me in the shower, you naught boy."
"Naruto." A low growl came from beside him.
Naruto groan and lean back, "I love it when you growl my name. So, when are we going to have that threesome."
"Naruto why are you horny 24/7?" Neji asked.
"Having two fucking hot asses walking around here all day long, sucking on straws to scratching your balls when really I wanted to do it." Naruto took a long breath, "Kami my fantasist are coming true." He pulled both bodies closer to him. "Fuck! I'm...hard right now." He nodded rubbed their shoulder's.
"Find someone else dobe!" Sasuke elbowing the blond and moved away, he didn't care if Naruto continued to flit with his boyfriend, he knew Naruto wouldn't actually do anything about it and beside he trusted both of them completely.
"Right! Naruto's probably a virgin." Kiba shot at him. He sat at the computer, staring at the blond who was staring right back, he chuckled and moved an hand under his chin, he bit on a few of his fingers.
"Kiba. I'm anything but a virgin. What about you, pussy cat, haven't got laid?"
"For you information, I'm not a virgin. A girl with boobs out to here and a apply shaped ass-"
"ENOUGH!" Naruto shouted, he didn't want to hear about girls figures just sexy males. "What about you Neji-darling."
Neji shrugged, "Some guy from P.E. Purple hair, black eyes, tiny penis though, he fuckin' sucked."
"Teme?" Naruto turned to the other male.
Sasuke rolled his eyes, "That older guy you first caught me with."
"Well, no virgins here. Happy Kiba." Naruto smiled at the smug look on the other males face.
Kiba laughed, "What about you Naruto Uzumaki, the Kami among sex."
Naruto's face paled, "I had sex." He grunted out.
"Details blondie." Neji asked.
Naruto stood up, one hand scratched his head, the other around his back, he was walking away for them.
"Naruto." Neji purred as he got up and grabbed the boy. "Come on, details."
Naruto lowered his head and turned around, he tilted his head alittle, "Itachi."
"What the fuck, Uzumaki!" Sasuke shouted, standing and quickly moving to fisted his collar. "When and how long!" He growled.
"Jealous Uchiha." Naruto taunted.
Sasuke's boyfriend stood behind the raven, he was nodding to want Naruto said, Neji was extremely jealous of the blond.
"Answer me. Dobe." Sasuke poked.
"It started sometime after I come out of the closet, he just started coming on to me. Being a horny teen at the time excepted his offer." Naruto gripped the Uchiha wrist. "Let go." He order Sasuke.
"How long?" He continued poking.
Naruto smirked, he leaned closer, his lips inches away from the males ear, "Why are you so interested about my sex life."
Sasuke tch'd, "His my brother and your my best friend, how long have you been lying to my face."
"A couple of years and a few months, happy?" Naruto purred, nuzzling the males cheekbone. "The sex was incredible."
Sasuke pushed the boy off him, "Get lost loser!" Sasuke stormed into his bathroom, that was right next door to the front door, slamming the door shut behind.
Neji waited for a few minutes, "How did you get 'Itachi' in bed." Neji whispered. Itachi was fucking hot! He didn't date just anybody.
"We were just fuck buddies. I had sex with others so did he."
"Is he big as they say?" Neji shyly asked. He hoped his boyfriend wasn't listening to their conversation, Sasuke hated his bother he got that but man was this juice.
"Oh yea." Naruto raised his brows up and down.
'Love Thy Roommate'
Naruto was rudely pushed off the computer, he went over to the sofa to sat facing the raven boy, who happen to be still pissed about Naruto and his brother having a fling. It wasn't his fault that Itachi wanted him, over and over. His arm threw over the back of the sofa, a leg ankle overlap the other legs knee. Kiba was in front of the 50 inch television, with a guitar strap over his shoulder, playing Guitar Hero every since the third game one came out, he was tapping his foot along with the rhyme of the song, out from the corner of the blond's eye Kiba tilted the guitar up, hitting star mood before the song was over. Naruto never played it and probably won't.
The game looked pointless!
Neji was waiting beside Naruto for his turn with the guitar. Kiba loop the strap over his shoulder and without looking handed over to the long hair brunette. Neji stood up and took it and looped it over his head and kneeled on the ground because he played well that way.
"Pointless." Naruto singed, scratching his chin.
"So are you." Uchiha shot at the idiot, typing some and not looking at the others, hell he didn't know what the blond was even talking about.
"Looking up porn, Uchiha. Shame on you and with your boyfriend in the same room." Naruto shook his head.
Sasuke scowl for a second. "No. Thats your thing. And could you not cum on the keys, there beginning to stick!"
"Whatever." Naruto said in a chick voice. He stood up, cracking his knuckles, "Well, I going to go make some knuckle babies." Naruto walked into the kitchen and went to his right, down a short hallway with two door, one happened to belong to his and the other Kiba's.
Kiba snorted, "I hear yea." He shout to the blond.
Neji said 'huh' in the middle of the game
Kiba looked over to the brunette who was biting his lower lip, "He said he's going to jack off." He shrugged and turned his attention back onto the game.
"Have fun." Neji shouted over his shoulder, not taking his eyes off the screen.
"I always have fun jacking off thinking of you." Naruto called back.
'Love Thy Roommate'
Popping a porno DVD inside his player, he sat back and unzipped his pants to play with himself before he took it out and stroke it hard and raw. Naruto was moaning but not as loud as a guy taking it in the ass on the movie clip.
'Love Thy Roommate'
Sasuke scrunched his face up in disgusts, "Naruto!" He waited for a second, "Volume is to loud. We all came hear your porno." Sasuke could have sworn he heard Naruto said, "I'll make you scream even louder." The sound of men moaning deceased, thankfully the blond turned it down.
'Love Thy Roommate'
Naruto walked along with Kiba as they went to the market for food, that probably won't last 3hours when they get home. Naruto and Kiba had two list - both made out by Sasuke - in hand, they entered the Dollar store, Naruto said something about why go to a super market when you can't get it cheap here - Sasuke would be pissed when they got home -. Naruto went one way and Kiba the other way, both meeting at the check out.
It didn't took them long, probably 14minutes and they both paid want they had and left with plastic bags in hand. Naruto had three bags in one hand, the other was free to do whatever. Kiba had four bags, two in each hand.
"So, how did you do on the test?"
"Boomed it. I was told I could retake it." Naruto gestured with his hand.
"You could always ask Sasuke for help-"
"Fuck no!" Naruto cut off.
"Tch. Why don't you just tell him, you big baby."
Naruto rolled his eyes, "What about Neji?"
Both males didn't see a black slack car pulled up beside him, "Need a ride?" A husky cooled voice asked from inside the car. Kiba was the first to look over, "Itachi?"
Naruto snapped out of his self-thinking and looked over as well. He smirked, "Hey Itachi." He walked over to the males car. "What are you doing here, Itachi." Naruto strolled ever closer to the smirking male, he loved saying the older males name.
"Looking for you." He said smoothly. "Get in." He reached over to the passaged side and opened the door for the blond, Naruto looked over his shoulder, he sighed and looked back to Itachi, "What about him?" He hooked a thumb to the tattoo male.
"He can come. We can drop him off and we can go catch a movie and dinner. If you wont too that is."
"Sweet! I'm starving." He said excitedly. Naruto got in and Kiba grimed as he walked over to Naruto.
'Love Thy Roommate'
"You wont to come in for a bit?" Naruto asked, Itachi parked in front of his apartment.
Itachi leaned closer to whispered into the younger males ear, "Is my little brother there?"
Naruto pressed his lips in a thin line, "He should be. He was there when me and Kiba took off to the market."
Itachi chuckled softly into the blonds ear, "Why not, I haven't seen him in a month."
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"What the fuck is he doing here?" Sasuke death glared at the smirking older male that was know as his older brother.
"I invited him in." Naruto shrugged and him and Kiba walked passed the angry male who still haven't moved or blinked. Itachi and Sasuke had a little staring contest before the two heard bags rustling, out of the corner of Itachi's eye, he saw Naruto moved passed the kitchen entrance and went down a hallway, Itachi thought the teen was going to his bedroom, there was no way he was going to Kiba's. He's attention was brought back to his brother, "How are you, Sasuke."
"Get out." He growled.
"As soon as Naruto gets back, I would be glad to get out of your hair."
"Naruto?"
"I'm taking him out."
Sasuke looked like he was going to bursted any second, was that smoke coming from his ears? He would had if not Naruto came back in the room.
"I'm ready. Itachi." Naruto smoothly said as he entered the front room. He had a couple of books under his arm, Sasuke must had took Naruto's books that was laying on the sofa to his room, he always did that. Naruto paused, his brow knitted together, he scoffed, "OK. What did I miss?"
"Itachi told me he was taking you out. Dobe is this true." Sasuke said through his clenched teeth.
"Yup! Why? What's wrong with that?"
"And what are you going to do on the said date?"
"Umm, suck his cock, maybe a early dinner and end that with me going to my class. So, I swamped." Naruto smirked, "Does that sound alright with you, Itachi?"
"Its my ideal date." Itachi smirked back.
Naruto walked over to the pony tailed male, he glanced back at Sasuke to see his head hung low. "Kiba! I'm leaving. Neji stay sexy." Naruto went to the door and was followed by Itachi.
"Bye baby brother." Itachi said as he closed the door.
"You got to be fucking me." He once again stormed into his bedroom.
'Love Thy Roommate'
Naruto reached a hand in front of the older males crotch, rubbing hard just the way he liked. Itachi relax as he continued to droving down the line. He felt fingers wrapped around his covered denim shafted. He was toying around with his dick as he stared at the expressionless face, unzipping his fly to the button, he saw a sly smirk on his face before shifted a little more comfortable to suck his cock.
They were stopped at a red light. Working the hardened cock out of the confides of its boxers and pants.
Itachi let out a small hiss when he felt the Naruto tan fingers on his length. From the corner of his eye he watched Naruto shift around a bit and then the light turned green and he took his eyes off of Naruto.
Naruto, he lowered his head down to that throbbing cock and wasted no time sucking it into his mouth. He was having an extremely hard time driving with the blonds head on his lap. Every time that he felt he would be able to drive normally, Naruto would suck particularly hard and he would end up snatching his foot off of the gas.
Naruto would have smirked, but he was too busy enjoying listening to the small moans that were coming from Itachi's mouth. Naruto's hand wrapped around the saliva-slicked flesh between the pale legs, his mouth was busy sucking the tip.
"So good," Itachi hissed out.
Naruto went back to his sucking, his head lifting up and down to engulf the pulsing member that was sticking out of the Itachi's pants.
"Kami…aa…Naruto."
Itachi felt his eyes closing and turned quickly into the pizza parking lot. His fingers gripped the steering wheel as he parked in an handicap sign, his knuckles turning white. He grabbed a handful of Naruto's hair at the scalp and the teen gasped at the sudden pain before his mouth with flooded with thick, warm, cum. Most of it the Naruto swallowed down, but some of it dripped back onto Itachi's cock and Naruto quickly went to devourer it.
"Damn good blowjob, Uzumaki" Itachi hissed when he felt the other putting his now deflating cock back into his pants. "What kind of pizza you want?"
"Cheese pizza." Naruto replied with a smirk.
'Love Thy Roommate'
Dropping Naruto off in front of the science building, Naruto waved goodbye and watched Itachi's car vanished. Naruto took a deep breath and let it out quickly, he turned to the building and going in liked he always did.
He and Sasuke are still arguing.
He and Itachi are continued to be fuck buddies.
He was still throwing Sasuke shit off the bridge.
Nothing has changed....
.....Will it ever?
'Love Thy Roommate'
"Bor...ing..." Naruto yawned out.
"Hey Nar."
Naruto looked up to see Neji walking over to him. "What are you doing here?"
"Came by to see how bored you are."
"Ha-Ha-Ha." Naruto laughed slowly.
Neji scouted up next to blondie, "How was your date?"
"A bj, cheese pizza and he dropped me off here." Naruto said simple.
Neji looked stung. "You mean you actually did it? I thought it was a joke...you told it to Sasuke's face too." Neji set his eyes forward.
Naruto sighed, "I don't lie." Naruto said in the matter-of-fact tone. "I'm glad you came by, you and I can walk home together." He nudged Neji's foot with his own.
Neji scoffed, only lightly though, "Trying to romance me are you."
"Heh, only if I can get away with it." He liked Neji, he really did, but he will always hated him deep down.
Neji shifted himself from the seat, "Every since you and Itachi left, Sasuke refused to come out from his room, you think you can fix that?"
"I don't know, moody Sasuke can be very scary." Naruto deadpanned.
"You're the one who cause it." Neji said firmly.
"Hm?" Naruto mouth twitched upwards.
Neji just rolled his eyes, "That's his brother! Naruto you can do that, at least do it when he's not there."
"Mmhmm." Naruto said softly.
Neji was a bit angry with Naruto's response, "Come on Naruto."
Naruto looked at him for a bit and stood up and followed him as they left the building. "Neji?"
"What Nar?"
"You upset?" Naruto pushed opened the door, for both of them.
Neji walked out first, with Naruto closely behind him. "Why would I be?"
Naruto shifted nest to him as they began to walk home. "You just seem like it, is it Sasuke? Kiba? Me? Or is it Itachi?" Naruto asked.
"No." He shook his head.
Naruto smirked, "You want me don't ya! We can run away together, leave Sasuke and Itachi, two lovers trying to get away from their psychos path lovers. We will live very passionately and blissful and really hot sex for the rest of our lives." Naruto sucked his bottom lip in.
Neji snorted. "Came back to reality."
Naruto looped his arms around the brunette's waist, pulling him closer to his body, "It could happen. All you had to do is say the word and we be gone." He purred.
"What happens when the psychos caught up with us?"
"Oh...then will go are separated way, I'm not sticking around to be murder." Naruto scoffed and removed his arm.
Neji chuckled.
'Love Thy Roommate'
The first thing they was asked when he and Neji entered the apartment was, "What happened to the microwave?"
Naruto gave a side glance to Kiba, hoping he wouldn't crack. Naruto dropped his books right back on the sofa and moved into the kitchen, he saw Sasuke stood in front of where the microwave used to be. "You think we'd been robbed?" Naruto asked, trying to sound surprised and shocked.
"It was here this morning." Sasuke said as he ran and frustrated hand through his hair. "Fuck!"
"Well....We better go look for a new on. Come on Kiba." Naruto said sounding like he had been defeated.
"Wait. Shouldn't we call the police." Neji asked from behind Naruto.
Naruto jaw clenched, he jerked his head to looked over his should, "There's no need. We don't need the pigs here."
"Why?" Both Sasuke and Neji asked.
"Cause... I'm growing pot." Naruto said weakly, he gave a side look over to Kiba, he was sure Kiba was mouthing, 'what the hell are you doing?'
Naruto made a face, looking like he hadn't have a clue.
"Great Naruto." Sasuke said as he moved into the front room, bumping Naruto's shoulder in the processes.
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"Hey Naruto, give me a quart ounce." Kiba growled.
He fakely dug into his pocket and retract his hand and stared at it. He looked over to his buddied. "Fresh out."
"I can't believe you just did that!" He pushed Naruto, not enough to make the male stumble.
"What? Lie!"
"No. The fucking pot!"
"So this is the thanks I get. I became a drug dealer to save your sorry ass." He shook his head.
"Naruto! You're not a drug dealer." Kiba complained. He had took the long walked to the electron store - Sasuke give them his credit card -. Naruto was the first to see the electron store, he rushed over not caring if Kiba rushed after him.
"Welcome! Can I be of serves?" A salesmen asked as Naruto entered.
"Where're your microwaves?" Naruto asked the bald head male, this guy was definitely not Naruto's type. Hell if Kiba's was curious about his sexuality, he'd be happier to clear up any confusion, Naruto would make Kiba gayer then him.
The salesmen walked over to the machines he was asked for, the guy pointed out a couple of things about the product, Naruto wasn't really paying attention to any of it. Naruto was surprised when he saw an orange one, he couldn't wait to see the Uchiha's face he he brought it home with them.
"Will take that one." Naruto said grinning and pointing to the orange one. Kiba was right beside him, rolling his eyes.
"Uchiha going to kill you!"
Naruto just shrugged, "Kiba. Sasuke knew the risk when he handed his credit card over to me." He went over to the salesmen, the guy already had the microwave at the check out.
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"Naruto!" Sasuke growled.
"Sasuke, Sasuke, if you keep growling my name, I have to jack off." Naruto smirked, he was the one carrying the box home. He was so proud of himself.
"Naruto, why is the picture of the microwave orange?" Sasuke asked, pointing a finger at the box's.
Naruto rolled his eyes, "That Sasuke is the NEW color of our microwave!" He grinned and walked straight into the kitchen to unpack and plug in and try it out first hand. "You and I, baby. We'll go for miles." Naruto said to the box.
"I hate orange. Take it back." Sasuke grabbed Naruto by the shoulder.
"Can't. I got it on sale."
'Love Thy Roommate'
Naruto had finished making 3 hotdog, 4 baloney, 1 large pizza. He loved this microwave.
"Hey Naruto. Can you make me a sandwich."
Naruto pouted, "No."
"Come on." Kiba whined.
"Fine, fine." Naruto then bit his lip. "I'll make you a cum sandwich." He smirked, he was so evil.
"NEVERMIND!!"
Naruto frowned, he had felt someone behind he for awhile now, looking over his shoulder, "What?"
Sasuke glared, "Naruto, I'll been waiting ever since you left to make me something."
"And?"
"Get the fuck off my microwave, so I can make something to eat already." Sasuke shoved a pouting Naruto over to the side, it was his turn with the microwave, he just wanted a hot pocket. He threw the pizza hot pocket and punched in a few numbers and sat back to watch it go in circles.
Naruto stood watching he ravens back, he moved forward and looping an arm around his waist, pulling him his flesh against his chest. His chin rested on the shoulder of a very angry male. Naruto softly whispered, "Kiba and Neji are all wrapped up in that game, we could sneak into my bedroom without them noticing we're gone," Naruto thrusted his hips once, "Want to play, Uchiha?"
Sasuke snorted back, "Ain't going to happen. Now give me my credit card back."
Naruto blow hot air against a pale ear, he pushed his hips more into the boy, he un-looped his arm around him to reached in his back pocket. "M-kay." Naruto pulled out a card and a slip that was wrapped around it. His hand moved to the front pocket and slip the card in, his fingers traced along his hem of Sasuke's jeans.
"Can you go one day without molesting anyone."
Naruto chuckled and moved back off the boy, he turned and saw Neji walking in, he made his way to his bedroom and on his way he slapped Hyuuga on the ass.
"Naruto!"
Naruto stuck out his tongue at him and went down the short hallway, going inside his room, closing the door behind him, he leaned his full body weight against the door, a grim looked came over his face. "One day, huh." He slipped his shirt over his head and moved over to his bed, laying face up.
"Can I go one day without molesting anyone?" He said to to the ceiling. He snorted, "I'll probably won't make it to an hour, let along a day." He grind his teeth.
"Fine. Uchiha. A day it is. Hell, I'll do one better, I'll go a whole month without sex."
Fuck. A whole month. Did he just fucked himself over?
Or could he actually do this?
TBC