Disclaimer: If by "own" Zoey 101 you mean "has absolutely no connection to Nick Schwartz, Nickelodeon, or the writers\directors\cast of the show" then yeah I totally own it…and the million references made…and France.
Rating: T for cursing, a wee bit of nudity, and mayhem.
Summary: "Miss Pensky, are you aware of the rate and frequency in which your robots tend to combust?"
A\N: How goes it kids? If a one-shot and a multi-chapter story had a slightly disfigured baby, this is what it would look like. (Apologies in advance for any and all OCC-ness) Rambling abounds, read at your own caution. *scurries off to watch season III*