A Tea Party with Slendy

By S.B. Einhorn and K.N. Flocke

11/1/12

One day Sherlock and Jawn were having a tea party with young Amelia Pond.

"Where am I?" questioned Amelia in her sassy Scottish way.

"I'm not quite sure myself," responded Jawn as he turned into a kitten. Sherlock looked around quizzically trying to deduce their location.

"We appear to be in a thickly wooded forest," said Sherlock.

"Meow meow meow meow" agreed Jawn.

"Heyyyy gurlll" said Slenderman as he sat down on a tree stump nearby. "Did I miss the partay?"

Act 2

"What is going on?" pestered Amelia incessantly. Slendy picked her up and set her down gently in a corner. He did this with great difficulty I might add, as corners are far and few in between in a forest.

"No one puts Amelia in a corner!" raged she.

"How did she get here anyway?"

"Meow meow meow" explained Jawn.

"Well said, Jawn!" exclaimed Sherlock as he pet the silky fur of his BFF, Jawn toyed with Sherlock's scarf and Slendy poured himself a cup of tea. Jawn nawed on the tassels at the ends of Sherlock's scarf before pulling the scarf off Sherlock's giraffe-like neck and gleefully scampering away into the quickly darkening forest.

"JAWN" cried Sherlock in alarm, jumping up from his chair and knocking over the teapot into Slendy's lap.
"Ouch!" yelled Slendy, also jumping up in alarm, "What the heck, bro!?" Sherlock would've responded, but he had already leapt over the table and onto his valiant steed Maplehoof.
"Sherlock!" called Slendy, but he was already too far away to hear.
"Jawn!" called Sherlock, "Jawn!" His furry friend was nowhere to be found. The TARDIS then zoomed through the trees until it was alongside Sherlock and Maplehoof.
"Sherlock, jump!" cried the Doktah as he opened the door to the TARDIS.
"But I'm in my wedding dress!"
"Yes, and you look beautiful. Now jump!"
Sherlock thought for a moment, then gathered up his skirt, and jumped from his steed and into the TARDIS. One of his crinolines caught on the door and tore.

"Oh no!" exclaimed Sherlock as he examined his torn crinoline.
"That can wait," said the Doktah hurriedly. "We have to find Jawn!"
All of a sudden, Slenderman crashed through the roof of the TARDIS wearing a sombrero a rain poncho and carrying Jawn and an electric toothbrush.

Act 3

Bzzzzz went the electric toothbrush. Jawn leapt after it as it buzzed across the floor of the TARDIS.

"Why do you even have an electric toothbrush?" said the Doktah as he munched a jammy dodger, "You don't have a mouth."

"You never know when a dental hygiene emergency might pop up." replied Slendy. Sherlock ran to Jawn and scooped him up in his arms and cuddled him. Jawn meowed in protest. The Doktah crept up behind them during their cuddling and put a jammy dodger on Jawn's head. Jawn turned human again.

Act 4

"Dearly beloved. We gather here today to celebrate the union of John Watson and Sherlock Holmes." Sherlock looked beautiful in his wedding dress as he stood at the altar next to a dapper John in a crisp suit. The Doktah sat in the front row and shed a tear. Suddenly, Rose and young Amelia Pond burst in carrying an overflowing gift basket of soap.
"Sorry we're late." said Rose. "We couldn't find anything on the gift registry, so we bought you soap. Rub a dub dub."
Slenderman, acting as the minister, promptly forgot the rest of the vows, but this did not matter to the happy couple, who were engulfed in bliss on their wedding day.
"You may kiss the bride." said Slendy as Sherlock swooned. Then they kissed.

~FIN~