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December 8th Dear diary,
Today was the first snowfall of the year. Edward, Alice, and I made snowmen but then Rose went on one of her little rampages and destroyed mine. It's not my fault I got the interior of her car got wet. It shouldn't have been there when I was washing my Jeep.
After we made snowmen (I had to remake mine), we went to a mall in Seattle. Alice of course had a spaz attack and nearly bought out a few of the stores, But Edward and I went to the video game store and bought a bunch of new games. They never let me get the really violent ones because they say I get "too angry" and "too violent" and then they yell "don't throw the paddles Emmett, they will break." They don't even talk about when they let me get Tetris (traumatic for everyone.) But it's really not my fault they make the paddles out of cheap crappy plastic. I settled on this game called guitar hero and a few others. I don't know what it's about. Edward picked it out. Now he's bugging me to play with him (I could be wrong) so I better go do that.
Bye Diary!
Emmett