Xemnas was standing outside the door to his room. He stretched his arms up high and yawned.
"What a beautiful day it is today!" He exclaimed, "It's raining and the sun is no where to be seen, what a perfect day to send my nobodies out to wreak havoc!"
"Good Morning Superior," Saix greeted as he walked up to Xemnas, "Isn't it a lovely day?"
"Oh yes!" Xemnas replied, "You seem to be in an awfully good mood this morning."
"You know, I was just about to say the same about you," Saix said.
"Well I'm always in a good mood when I'm going to destroy someone," Xemnas said.
Xigbar, who was hanging upside down from the ceiling sighed and said, "Everyday it's the same, they always start out in a good mood but it's only for a very short while."
"Let's go off to the kitchen then!" Xemnas exclaimed, "Let's have some DOOM for breakfast."
"Sounds great," Saix said.
"Queue the Pyro Maniac and his friends…" Xigbar muttered.
Axel came running down the hallway setting absolutely everything on fire, while Demyx ran behind him putting all the fires out.
"Axel! You're going to destroy the whole castle the way you're going!" Roxas was shouting from behind Demyx.
As he ran past, Axel set both Saix and Xemnas on fire.
"Aaaarrrgghhh!" Demyx cried out as he quickly extinguished the flames, then he continued running after Axel.
"So sorry Superior," Roxas apologized, "You know how he gets after breakfast!"
"Dammit Axel!" Saix shouted.
"He always puts me in a bad mood!" Xemnas said.
Both Xemnas and Saix disappeared into a dark portal.
"Why can't something different happen, I mean for once I'd like something new to happen, something interesting," Xigbar muttered as he jumped down to the floor.
"Hey Xigbar," A voice called from behind.
Xigbar turned around to see Xaldin approaching.
"What is it?" Xigbar asked, "Demyx soak all your robes again."
"Well yeah, but that wasn't what I was going to say," Xaldin replied.
"What then?" Xigbar asked.
"Didn't you hear? We got two new members late last night," Xaldin answered, "The crazy thing is, they're identical twins, you can't even tell them apart, they look like clones."
Xigbar smiled, "Interesting," he said.
And I was just saying that nothing interesting happens around here, Xigbar thought.
"There has to be at least one way, other than different personalities," Xigbar said.
"If there is, I haven't spotted it yet," Xaldin laughed.
………
"WOOHOO!!" Axel shouted, "What a wonderful day!"
"For you maybe, but you seem to love making everyone else's lives miserable," Demyx sighed.
"How so?" Axel asked.
"Well, one, you always set everything on fire which means I have to keep up with you just to put them out. Two, you always seem to put Xemnas and Saix in a bad mood by doing something or other and once you set the library on fire, when Zexion was still alive, don't you remember? He went ballistic! When Vexen was still around you blew up his laboratory," Demyx explained.
"I never do those things!" Axel yelled.
"You do too!" Demyx argued.
"You can't prove it!" Axel shouted.
"I can too! I have a witness!" Demyx yelled.
"Who?" Axel asked surprised.
"Roxas of course, you dummy!" Demyx replied.
"Well I don't see Roxas now do I?" Axel laughed.
…
Axel and Demyx's eyes widened.
"Oh crud where's Roxas?" Axel asked.