The Intoduction To Silliness.
A Written-In-One-Hour Fic.
As many of you are soon to find out I dislike yaoi. All yaoi. And its fangirls annoy me to no end.
So this is a breif spoof of several combined animes and their yaoi, and yaoi fangirls.
Oh and please note, It switches on and off to script format.
Oh and just incase I need it...
Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine. If they were I'd be rich. Saddly that an't happening.
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As the curtains draw across the stage, the spot lights flash on, and the audience sits on the edge of their seats, the drama begins.
Kurama steps onto stage, flicking his hair to-and-fro a ros ein hand. The girls all swoon and faint. But Kurama is taken. Sorry ladies.
And who is he taken by you might ask? What devilishly lucky girl could possably be Kurama's, Lord of The Dance?! Simple. Its Hiei. Thats right. Heie.
Three eyed, DB rip-off Hiei. With his overly gel covered hair (though some think it might be something other then gel) and freaky, possably kinky, third eye.
Kurama soon finishes wooing the ladies and steps off stage. Waiting for him in a dark corner is the love of his life, Hiei.
Kurama steps up to hiei and goes to touch his cheeck.
Kurama: My love!
But Hiei catches his wrist.
Hiei: Don't you play like that with me! I know you've been cheating on me....with...WITH GENDO!.
Kurama is taken back, ashamed he has been caught in his own web of lies.
Kurama: N-no! Hiei!! Its not what it seems! He- He was a one night stand!!
All is said while kurama flicks his hair back and forth liek a Glam-Rock Star.
Hiei: WAS SHINJI A ONE NIGHT STAND TOO?! WAS ASH AND PIKACHU ALSO A ONE NIGHT STAND?!
Kurama looks away, blushing.
Kurama: I was drunk and and....
Hiei: AND THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE FUN TO CHEAT ON MY WITH MAMORU?!
Kurama: ..How- How did you find out?
Before Hiei can answer a blushign Duo slips by.
Duo: Oh Kurama....And I thought Heero was a fling...
Shocked and horror filled, Hiei takes out his sword.
Hiei: Who else Kurama?? Who?!
Kurama looked down, his shame filled eyes watching the floor.
Kurama: .....Touga...and Saionji...and...and...Oscar!!!
Hiei's eyes went wide with horror.
Hiei: ....THE STD POSTER BOYS AND A GIRL!!!!?
Kurama: I THOUGHT SHE WAS A GUY HIEI!!
Hiei: Don't speak to me...You jerk...
Hiei drops his sword and walks off, and leaves Kurama standing there, alone and empty.
Kurama, filled with greif over loseing the love of his life, eyes the sword that was dropped.
Kurama: OH HAPPY DAGGER!
Jumping for the sword Kurama reached out with his hand, gripping the sword. It was time to end it all!
Lifting the sword and pointing it to his chest Kurama closed his eyes, wishing only for one last kiss.
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And so ends it. Please reveiw...or rate...or whatever.
Characters and Character Mentions Are From: Yuyu Hakusho, Gundam Wing, Sailor Moon, Pokemon, Rose Of Versallies, Neon Gensis Evangelion.
A Written-In-One-Hour Fic.
As many of you are soon to find out I dislike yaoi. All yaoi. And its fangirls annoy me to no end.
So this is a breif spoof of several combined animes and their yaoi, and yaoi fangirls.
Oh and please note, It switches on and off to script format.
Oh and just incase I need it...
Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine. If they were I'd be rich. Saddly that an't happening.
~~~~
As the curtains draw across the stage, the spot lights flash on, and the audience sits on the edge of their seats, the drama begins.
Kurama steps onto stage, flicking his hair to-and-fro a ros ein hand. The girls all swoon and faint. But Kurama is taken. Sorry ladies.
And who is he taken by you might ask? What devilishly lucky girl could possably be Kurama's, Lord of The Dance?! Simple. Its Hiei. Thats right. Heie.
Three eyed, DB rip-off Hiei. With his overly gel covered hair (though some think it might be something other then gel) and freaky, possably kinky, third eye.
Kurama soon finishes wooing the ladies and steps off stage. Waiting for him in a dark corner is the love of his life, Hiei.
Kurama steps up to hiei and goes to touch his cheeck.
Kurama: My love!
But Hiei catches his wrist.
Hiei: Don't you play like that with me! I know you've been cheating on me....with...WITH GENDO!.
Kurama is taken back, ashamed he has been caught in his own web of lies.
Kurama: N-no! Hiei!! Its not what it seems! He- He was a one night stand!!
All is said while kurama flicks his hair back and forth liek a Glam-Rock Star.
Hiei: WAS SHINJI A ONE NIGHT STAND TOO?! WAS ASH AND PIKACHU ALSO A ONE NIGHT STAND?!
Kurama looks away, blushing.
Kurama: I was drunk and and....
Hiei: AND THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE FUN TO CHEAT ON MY WITH MAMORU?!
Kurama: ..How- How did you find out?
Before Hiei can answer a blushign Duo slips by.
Duo: Oh Kurama....And I thought Heero was a fling...
Shocked and horror filled, Hiei takes out his sword.
Hiei: Who else Kurama?? Who?!
Kurama looked down, his shame filled eyes watching the floor.
Kurama: .....Touga...and Saionji...and...and...Oscar!!!
Hiei's eyes went wide with horror.
Hiei: ....THE STD POSTER BOYS AND A GIRL!!!!?
Kurama: I THOUGHT SHE WAS A GUY HIEI!!
Hiei: Don't speak to me...You jerk...
Hiei drops his sword and walks off, and leaves Kurama standing there, alone and empty.
Kurama, filled with greif over loseing the love of his life, eyes the sword that was dropped.
Kurama: OH HAPPY DAGGER!
Jumping for the sword Kurama reached out with his hand, gripping the sword. It was time to end it all!
Lifting the sword and pointing it to his chest Kurama closed his eyes, wishing only for one last kiss.
~~~~~
And so ends it. Please reveiw...or rate...or whatever.
Characters and Character Mentions Are From: Yuyu Hakusho, Gundam Wing, Sailor Moon, Pokemon, Rose Of Versallies, Neon Gensis Evangelion.