A/N: I'm back. Yes I'm, very sorry, but I just had to come back and bore you all with my endless drivel about Michael and Mia's love life's. Hey, it entertains me so *shrugs* Well, this one will be written entirely in Michael's POV, and I don't think it'll be that long, but I'm not sure seeing as I'm stuck on Chapter Two. Oh you know. If you haven't already, go and read my one-shot 'Love is a Risky Business' and tell me what you think of that. Well, Read, Review and Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not, and will never own The Princess Diaries, or Michael. I wish I did, but I don't. If you want the mouldy thing I found under the bed this morning, then feel free to sue me.
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Saturday 7th March – 5:27pm
So I've decided that my senior year at AEHS will be the year I tell Mia that I might like her. A little bit.
OK, I lie. So sue me.
It's not been a pleasant day for me to be honest. I had the pleasure of seeing Kenny try to French kiss Mia, Boris give Lilly a bunch of flowers and Judith try to hit on a freshman.
Eww.
OK, I can't exactly talk, seeing as I think I have a thing for Mia … who also happens to be a freshman … but whatever.
At least Judith's finally given up on me. After two years, you would think she'd realize I don't even like her as a friend.
Yeah Ok, that was harsh.
I like her as a friend. Sort of. Man, what is with me today? Why can't I stop lying? She's annoying, and that's the truth.
Well it's nice to see I can tell the truth sometimes. I wouldn't want to think my life is a total mess right now. Even though it is. Yeah … I'll stop right there before I depress myself.
Moving on then.
Boris gave Lilly a bunch of Lillies today. He said he saw then, and thought of her. Now, it may just be me, I don't think that's really not a good thing. Anything that reminds me of Lilly usually makes me want to poke my eyes out with chopsticks.
Come to think of it, Judith makes me want to do exactly the same thing.
Not Mia though. Even though Mia is Lilly's best friend, (I have no idea how Lilly managed to get a best friend) she's practically perfect. I guess, being a princess, she has to be perfect in every way. I thought she was perfect before I found out she was a princess.
Yeah … I might like Mia. Just a little bit.
So, considering the fact that I might Like Mia, you can appreciate how horrible it was for me to see Kenny trying to kiss her. She didn't let him though. Now, that leads me to believe she either doesn't like him like that, or she just didn't feel like it. Lilly's told me that she always turns her head away when he goes to kiss her, so I'm guessing it's the former. Which is good for me.
Or not good for me. Depends on how you look at it I guess. You know, because if I ever tell Mia I might like her, and end up in a potential kissing position with her, what if she turns her head? Oh that would not be good. No that wouldn't be good at all. Hang on …?
Aren't Lillies usually the flowers people use for funerals?
Nice, Boris. Smooth Move.
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6:56pm
Yeah, I'm pathetic. It's official.
Mia came over tonight – well, she's still here actually, but that's not the point. – And I just had to answer the door. Why is that a problem? I hear you ask. Well:
* I forgot to put a shirt on.
* Kenny was there.
Now, the first one isn't really bad, because Mia didn't seem to mind. In fact, she seemed to like looking at my chest. (Score one for me!) Well, her eyes didn't leave my chest until she'd left the hall to go in search of Lilly – with Kenny.
Speaking of Kenny, however …
Well let's just say that guy has issues. Issues he needs to get sorted before he does something stupid. Not that I'd mind one tiny bit if he did something stupid. It might prove to Mia that he's a Dumbass and she deserves better then some stupid guy who listens to your secrets, then does the exact thing you wanted him not to do.
Yeah, I'm not sour. Not one bit.
She still deserves someone better though. Someone like me for instance.
Bad Moscovitz! You mustn't think like that. You only like Mia. Kenny loves her.
Although, are you sure you only like Mia?
I hate my conscience. It always speaks up at the worst time. Like when I'm plotting Kenny's untimely death, or figuring out a way to tell Mia I might possibly, love her a bit.
I should really spend less time around Lilly. I'm starting to think like her. Why that is, I have no idea as I spend as little time as possible with her, which kind of ruins the whole spying-on-Mia thing really.
I hate Lilly.
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8:09pm
You know, I'm kind of getting the impression that Lilly hates me too. Why am I getting that feeling? Well, it might have something to do with the fact I am now sitting in my room … with Kenny Yes, you heard right. I am sitting in my room with Kenny Showalter. Kenny the guy in the computer club who is dating my … crush. Yes, my crush. You want to know how it happened? Well I'm going to tell you anyway. It all started in the usual fashion.
"Lilly get out."
"No." How, I was surprized at this point. Lilly usually gets her butt out of my room before I start throwing things at her. First it's usually only socks and pillows, but if I'm really pissed off, I move onto heavier things. I think it was a computer manual last time. Anyway, I decided to hear her out.
"Fine, what do you want?" … I can't go being polite to her, can I.
"You have to keep Kenny busy. I need to have a little one-on-one chat with dear Mia."
Now, automatically, I thought 'She has got to be kidding me.' But no. She wants me to baby-sit the guy. A guy who is the same age as her, and is perfectly capable of sitting outside the room or going into the kitchen to make himself a drink while she talks to Mia. The guy who also happens to be going out with the girl I lov-like. Like. I don't love Mia. Do I?
… Nah. I can't do. Anyway, I was all set to have the word 'No' come out of my mouth, when I thought hang on a minute, this could be the perfect chance to get little Kenny 'off the scene' so to speak. So instead of saying
"No way Lilly, get out." And throwing a rather large book I just happen to have in my hand, I said
"What's in it for me?"
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