Lionblaze crouched down, a mouse less than a tail length ahead of him. He placed a paw one step closer to the prey, his eyes narrowed in concentration.
"Lionblaze!" screamed Jayfeather, bursting into the clearing, holding a box of fireworks in his paws "We missed new years!" The mouse scampered away.
"For Starclans sake Jayfeather!" Lionblaze hissed "Can't a cat get one decent hunt in-" Suddenly, Dovewing sprinted into the opening, carrying party hats.
"Wait what?" Lionblaze blinked in confusion "Dovewing aren't you in Shadowclan?" The grey she cat shrugged, throwing the party hats at him.
"The timelines broken!" she called as she ran off The hats filled the clearing as Jayfeather started to set up the fireworks.
"Get the popcorn!" the blind, silver tom screeched.
"I'm surrounded by mouse brains…" Lionblaze muttered as Ivypool padded into the clearing, a giant bag of popcorn in her jaws. Jayfeather took a deep breath in, turning his head to the dusky sky.
"Bluestar! Yellowfang! Cinderpelt! Come party!" he screamed. A blue-grey she cat poked her head out of the darkening sky. Two more she cats followed.
"What was that?" they cried.
"Come party!" Jayfeather hollard. The three, star furred, cats shrugged and jumped down onto the earth. Dovewing burst back in, throwing more party hats at the group.
"How in Starclan?" Lionblaze gapped as more Starclan cats followed. Just then, Tigerheart, er, Tigerstar… hmm… Tigerheartstar fell from the trees along with a disco ball.
"Someone get Hazeltail and Mousewhisker!" Jayfeather yowled.
"Hazeltails dead Jayfeather," Ivypool reminded him. The tom looked back up to the sky.
"Hazeltail!" he screamed "Get down here! We're having a party!" Hazeltail leaped out of the sky at once, holding a turntable. She placed it in one of the few hat free spots and started to play music on the turntable.
Mousewhisker bounded into the clearing with a microphone and started to sing.
"Party!" Jayfeather screeched, flailing his paws around. Tigerheartstar got back up slowly, setting up the disco ball. Dovewing sprinted off, returning a few seconds later with her kits.
"Can we come party?" Mapleshade questioned, Thistleclaw and Tigerstar already wearing party hats and holding noisemakers.
"No." Bluestar said.
"Awww…" The Darkforest cats slinked away, One Eye and Brightflower taking down the happy new years sign they had set up. Lilywhisker started to clear off the snack table.
"Please be a dream…" Lionblaze whispered to himself.
"It's not," Hollyleaf said, sipping on a drink.
"Great Starclan Hollyleaf!" the golden tom screeched.
"You'll get used to it," the black she mewed, throwing her drink away.
Hopefully this is funny, since I haven't read any of the book that these characters come from... good thing there's YouTube.