Shintaro fucking walks to 7/11 at 69am. He passes by an ad labled 'Free Soda!' Holy shit fucko! says shintaro.

He fucking trips but thats okay hes gay,fucki enters the 7/11.

He slams his fist on the counter, pouncing to the back counter to get the soda. He grabbed the soda oh so gently.

He stares at it for a while.

"Its been so long,soda chan"

He runs his fingers on the pop tab then slowly cries. Beautiful,

haha wow what the FUCK!