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35th Wedding Anniversary...
Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. So happy were they to be together that it took them a few moments to notice that a tiny, yet beautiful Fairy had appeared, barely hovering above their table, which was gauzed over with a revolting pink shawl.
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for loving each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." Said the Fairy contentedly
Lucius was in deep thought and jumped slightly when his wife voiced her wish.
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." said Narcissa Malfoy lovingly, sending puppy dog eyes at said darling husband.
The Fairy waved her wand and - poof! Two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
Lucius' thoughts were thus: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again'
"I'm sorry my love," said the scheming Malfoy, "But my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
Narcissa and the Fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the Fairy, again, waved her wand and - poof!
Lucius Malfoy became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember: Fairies are female.
The End
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Some of you might remember this; I was inspired by a forward from a friend. Thanks for reading, please review also!