"Let me th'nk this through. Ye think th't us starting a school has parallels w'th the great King Arthur and Merlin? Please do explain, I am r'ther confused."

Salazar sighed, staring at Godric like he was an idiot (Godric wouldn't be surprised if that was the case, the bastard). "Number one," the Slytherin leader started. "We have a castle-"

"Wow. Wh't a stunningly good point. Alert the heralds! We h've a castle, and so did K'ng Arthur! Magic! I would h've never thought of th't meself!"

There was a loud smack as Salazar hit the redhead upside the head, and Godric let out shout and cursed Salazar as he nursed the bump on his head. "Oi! What w's th't for!"

"Being an idiot." The black haired man deadpanned. "Number two reason is because of magic-" he glared at Godric to not include another smart comment. "Number three is values, four is the Round Table-"

"But we all s't at rectangular t'bles. 'nd it who's the Knights?"

Salazar sighed. "Rowena, Helga, yourself, and I. Who else?"

"We're missing 'bout ten m're people, Salazar."

"Would you just be quiet for a moment and let me continue?"

"W'll you convince me th't we're like the Round Table? B'cause I don't see it."

"Sit down and let me inform you."

Godric wisely shut his mouth and motioned for Slytherin to continue, which the man did so without any more prompting. "We have magical items, as did they, we have a second coming of Merlin-"

"Who?"

Salazar raised an eyebrow. "Myself, of course."

Godric rolled his eyes. "Bloody f'll of 'imself bastard," he muttered.

"Not to mention several other reasons I do not feel the need to bestow on you only to get lost in your idiocy."

"Oi!"

"Do you believe me now?"

"N't in the least, bastard."

The Slytherin sighed and stood up from the table, rubbing his temples. "I should have known that it would be lost on you. I am going to go talk to someone who has a decent education, like Rowena for example."

"Wh't do ye mean by that!? Get back h're ye bastard!"

Written for Globetrotter - 'Magna Carta' (the jay z albus obviously), Heads or Tails – 'tails', wand comp – 'Vine', Flower Challenge – 'hollyhock'.

I don't own Harry Potter.