Itachi Interview #1
Me (Temari) and my trusted yaoi obsessed friend Billy Jean (referred to as Tenten) tracked down Itachi (Clay a boy from my class who looks exactly like Itachi(so keep in mind that everything said and done here happened in real life.)) and made him let us interview him. And here's what we uncovered (to understand the meaning of superglue you have to read the story The Tale of the Lube Mix up by anime yaoi lover)
Tenten: ha ha Itachi's a slut -shows photograph of Itachi in chains and fishnet clothes
Itachi: Yeah…that's really weird…Is he fucking Naruto or something?
Temari: No its you Itachi-san
Itachi: ha ha very funny…how else am I supposed to make money
Temari: oh...my…fucking…god…MY EYES!!!! MENTAL IMAGES! OH MY SANITY!
Itachi: hey…it's a livin'
Temari: a yaoi slut…a living…oh god…SUPERGLUE!!!...again MY EYES!!!!
Itachi: No not yaoi and don't say…superglue…it is now a bad word so don't say it any more!!
Temari: What about 'sticky tape'???
Itachi: No no no… no sticky tape…no sticky tape ever…
Temari: What about; duck tape, masking tape, or sticky white stuff…my god I'm so perverted…
Itachi: no no no no
Temari: yes yes yes sometimes
Itachi: No
Temari: Yes
Itachi: NO
Temari: YESS
Itachi: No No
Temari: Yes yes yes yes
Itachi: NO NO NO -stabs paper with pencil viciously-
Temari: Yes yes…wait, what are we arguing about again
Itachi: I don't kn- oooooohhhhhhh coookkkieeeeee
Itachi Interview #2
Me (Temari) and Jerilyn (Deidara's sexy Jutsu) tracked down Itachi (Clay that guy from my class) and were amused by the results…(Oh and L and Light who are mentioned is a character from the anime Deathnote)
Temari: Hey Itachi-san, hey hey Itachi-san, Itachi, Itachi-san, hey Itachi-san, Itachi-san, Itachi, hello, Itachi-san, Itachi, hey hey, Itachi, Itachi-san, Itachi, hey Itachi-san, hey hey Itachi-san hey Tenten wants to know if you wear makeup because she found a pic of you and Sakura and you had make up on
Itachi: Uh…what?
Temari: DO…YOU…WEAR…MAKEUP
Itachi: Just a little.
Deidara: Do you want to keep the pic of Sasuke in chains…you know you want to…
Itachi: I...Uh…what…no, no thanks.
Temari: Hey Itachi-san look there's L with a giant ccoookkkiiieeee…
Itachi: -looks over and indeed sees L with a giant cookie -MINE!!!!!-goes and glomps L and tries to get L's cookie but L kicks him in the face and runs away to Light so they could share his big cookie.-
The End
A/N: Please review if you liked it. I writing another Sasuke/Naruto and all I need is the final hard yaoi scene so if you want to try it i'll send you the entire yaoi and you can write it, and send it back to me. I will post the yaoi with, what yaoi scene i think fits best.