Okay, everytime I say "Now I stop writing and I'll start again after holydays" now ideas come into my mind! Arrrg!

Well, today I wached agian "iMust have locker 239" and one of Sam's line to Freddie (When did you turn into my wife?) inspired my story.

There is it. Read, review and forgive my errors! :D

Freddie Benson sat on the fire escape,alone. He needed a place to think, expecially after what happened that morning. Yeasterday he had the locker 239, the most beautiful in the whole school, and now it was irrimediably destroied by Sam's mum's car.

Sam. Everytime he sat on the fire escape, he couldn't help but think of her. Well, it was obvous: that was the place when they shared their first kiss.

Freddie has been going on the fire escape every evening after that night, and everytime, he almost expected Sam to arrive, smirking, ready to repeat the kiss.

Whoa, Benson! What are you thinking?, he asked himself. I don't want to kiss Sam agian! No way! That was a... how do they call it? A lapsus! Yeah, a lapsus!

He was so busy denying himself what he just thought, that he didn't notice that someone knocked at the door. When he looked around, he saw a blond haired demon, his blond haired demon, smirking at him.

" Hey " Freddie greeted her, surprised.

" Hey " replyed Sam, sitting next to him.

" What are you doing here? " he asked.

" My mum was making out with her new boyfriend, so I got bored and I left " she began to explain " I was going to Carly, but then I remembered she had a date with an hot guy and Spencer was night fishing with Socko. And when Crazy told me you weren't home, I guessed you came here "

" Oh, we haven't seen each other in a couple of hours and you missed me already? " Freddie teased her.

" Eww! Don't flirt with me, Fredwina! " Sam looked disgusted.

" Flirting with you? " asked Freddie, astonished " I wasn't flirting with you! Gross! And then, look at who's talking! "

" What do you mean? "

" When did you turned out to my wife? " he asked, repeating the words she told him that afternoon at school.

Sam snorted loudly.

" As I could ever think at us as a couple! " she exclaimed " That was a... how do they call it? A laspus! "

" It's lapsus not laspus! " he corrected her.

" Yeah, whatever "

" Do you at least know what it means? "

" Yes " Sam answered, sutisfied " It's when you say something you shoudn't "

" It's when you say something you shouldn't but that you think! " specified Freddie. If what I said was true, that means that I want to kiss Sam!, he thought " And you though at us as a couple! "

" Who's flirting now? " she asked, smirking.

" I'd rather date worms than date you! " exclaimed Freddie.

" I'd rather eat worms than date you! " she fought back.

" Demon! "

" Dork! "

" Violent! "

" Wimp! "

" You're insopportable! " Freddie stood up.

" You're a nub! " Sam stood up as well.

" I hate you! "

" I love you! "

" What did you just say? " Freddie whispered, confused.

" Perhaps it was just a lapsus... " Sam smirked before walking away, leaving Freddie speechless.

I've got nothing to say, really. Just review :D