Can you teach me what "sex" is?

Summary: Alfred is curious to know what the word, "sex" means. He goes towards England to ask him and ends up burning his hand inside the pot. LAME SUMMARY! Please read, teen!America and England. Rated T for language, may go higher...

WARNINGS: Some OOC, incest?, character names, MAYBE some spoilers, not sure.

Hikari: I know...it's a random title, but you know we have our times when we ask certain questions, the talk, all those goodie goodies. So yeah, I decided to do this story.
France: WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ENGLAND! WHY CAN'T I TEACH HIM-
England: Cause he likes me more, you horney wine drinker!
Hikari: right... Might as well start~

Chapter 1. Scones and Books

The boy stood staring into space, looking at the walls, he was trying to distract himself from the boredom of school (A/N: I don't know if they had schools like us at this time), it was his final class of the day, religion. He was alright with it, just he seemed the class boring.

"Well then children, it is afternoon and it is time to go home, off you go. And do your homework!" said the priest.

The young boy sighed. He was so bored, he wondered why he still went to school, he was 15, so shouldn't he have gone to College? His father, Arthur Kirkland, wanted him to be really bright, just like his twin, Matthew.

"Look at this dumb boy with his silly bear! He's 14 and he still carries it! That's stupid!" said one of the boys, he turned over and saw his little brother being beat up, again, just because of Kumajirou.

"N-No, p-please stop teasing him!" teared Matthew.

"Leave my little brother alone!" hollered Alfred. He usually came to the rescue being a hero, as he had always wanted to.

"Crap, it's that guy's son!" whispered one of the boys.

"Let's get outta here..." and the boys left, leaving Matthew hurt.

"Matthew, you can't let them beat you up! You gotta stand up!" told Alfred.

"But I can't..." said the whimpering boy.

He had looked at the books Mattie had, he had very special classes, because their mother, who only Matthew knew, Ms. Bonnefoy, had trained him to be really sweet, and smart. He then looked at the one science book and saw notes, something about a word, it said... "sex".

"Hey Mattie, what's this about?" asked Alfred.

"Huh?" pausing, Matthew responded, "I don't know...My teacher told me to ask my parents..."

"Oh. Well, it sounds like a funny word, don't you think? It sounds like six, I wonder whats the difference..." wondered Alfred.

"Well, we gotta go home..." said Matthew, arranging his books again.

"Hey Arthur, I'm home!" hollered Alfred.

"Ahh...Welcome back, Alfred. How was your day?" asked the man in the apron.

Alfred knew this question was usually gonna take a while to lie, as he knew, every single day was boring, and usually, get beaten up.

"Uh...It was...good!" lied the troubled one.

"Ah, I see." said Arthur, bring a plate with him, he said "Well, I'm cooking some fish and chips for ya, alright?"

Alfred thought about the word he saw on the book Matt had, he had wondered.

"Hey, Arthur?" he looked back while cooking. "What does the word, "sex" mean?"

Arthur had a flush of red on his face as soon as he heard it, he seemed...mad. This was never a good idea...NOTE TO SELF: DO NOT MAKE ENGLAND MAD.

"WHAT THE BLOODY BOLLOCKS DID YOU JUST SAY?" screamt the raged man.

"I asked you what sex is...by the way..." Alfred started laughing. "You put your hand in the pot!"

"WHAT!" looking back, he sees his arm, inside, instead of a handle. "AHH!"

Hikari: MWAHAHAH!
England: You bloody wanker...How dare you make me put my hand in the pot! I would have felt it!
France: Well~ You were to angry to notice-
England: OH SHUT UP YOU BLOODY FROG!
Hikari: I have more to write, but I gotta cram for science test instead. XD But yeah, Review will be very very helpfull~ I don't care if its flames cause at least i'll be warm. :D