Lyra: Okay, the computer's having some problems, so the end of my last story didn't upload right.
Niko: The reason that the third chapter of the last one was called "most Famous Line" because…
Lyra: That's what Hannah always says…but anyway,
Two of a Kind
Duo: DAMNIT! I hate assemblies!
Duet: I don't, it gives me a chance to catch up on all my lost sleep.
WuFei: What's this about anyway?
Trowa: Some freak kid singers called "Two of a Kind"…
Quatre: *gazes at ceiling if gym*
All: *notice Quatre and look up*
Heero: What's wrong?
Quatre: Did you guys ever realize that "fan" backwards is naf?
All: *sweatdrop*
Heero: What's the point of this again?
WuFei: Probably some peppy kid's songs about justice.
Trowa:…
Duo:*unenthuastically* Well this should be a blast!
Quatre:*continues gazing at ceiling* Hey! "car" backwards is rac!
Duet: He needs help…
Trowa:…badly…
Heero: What got him started on this?
WuFei: Oh God only knows.
Quatre: "God" backwards is dog ^_____^
All: STOP IT!
Duo: He's freaking me out!*Inches away from Quatre*
Duet:*snore*
Heero: I guess the assembly started…
Guy: Hi! We're called Two of a kind because I'm Mary Kate, and this is Ashley Olsen!
All: -_-***
Girl: Now for this song we want you to clap your hands and sing along!
Both:*cheesy smiles plastered on face*
Trowa: Is this a joke?
Heero: apparently not…*looks around as everyone else in the gym starts claping and singing*
Duo: Too…much…happy…gonna puke…
~*~ 20 MINUTES LATER ~*~
Duet: awakened by *This little light of mine*…the hell?
WuFei: You missed his rant about communism.
Trowa: and the Santa Claus is coming to town version about the attorney general
Duo:*twitch twitch* He knows when your alone!
Duet: Well…glad I missed it! *Leans over on Quatre who is still gazing at the ceiling and falls asleep*
WuFei: Is Quatre still on Earth?
Trowa: nope, he's long gone
Quatre: "Duet" backwards is Teud
Duo: We gotta stop him!
Guy and Girl: We shall not be moved just like a tree that's standing by the wa~a~ter…we shall not be moved!
Heero: I can't take much more of this.
Trowa: Me either…
Heero: should I kill them?
Duo: not yet, they're still singing..
Guy and Girl: all those people in Kabul, shouldn't have died, shouldn't have died…
WuFei: Kabul?! What the hell happened in Kabul?
Heero: got me… *watches as the whole gym starts singing*
Duo: too…much…happy…*passes out on the gym floor*
WuFei: AHH!*Whole gym starts waving their arms slowly back and forth* Duo's right. Too much happy.
Trowa: WAY too much happy.
Heero: It's just not right! Must end happy…must KILL!
WuFei: Not in front of all these people Heero! Just wait
Heero: Hn *pouts*
Trowa: It's okay…you'll get your chance.
~*~ 30 MINUTES LATER ~*~
Duo: *weeping* Will it ever end?
WuFei: He's said "justice" 27 times!
Heero: *eyes bug out and holds knees to chest* must KILL must KILL!
Duo: Just a little longer Hee-chan
Trowa: …
WuFei: Little longer? How long have we been here?
Duo: about an hour
Trowa: and he's still talking…
Heero: kill…kill…kill…
WuFei: about origami cranes
Duo: *sigh*
Duet: *bigger sigh* I haven't slept this whole time because of all this noise.
Quatre:*still gazing a ceiling*
Duet: Has he been like that the whole time?
All: *nod*
Duet: Damn…
Heero: *passes out from all the happy*
Guy and Girl: *big smiles* Thanks for coming everyone! Bye bye! Ps visit our website at www.twoofakind.com
WuFei: at last…
Trowa:…took long enough
Duo: Yay! They're done!
Duet: Let's go.
Everyone:*files out of gym*
Heero: *still passed out on the floor* Huh? *Realizes that everyone is gone* DAMNIT! I didn't get a chance to kill him! *Trudges out of gym*
Duo: *in the car* Was that assembly crud or what?
Trowa:…yeah…
Heero:*pouting* I didn't get to kill him.
WuFei: maybe next time…
Duet: I'm surprised I stayed awake!
Quatre: *gazes out the window*
Duo: *shakes Quatre* Hello! You with us?
Quatre: *look of astonishment*
All: What?
Quatre: Did you guys ever realize that "racecar" backwards is racecar!
OWARI
Lyra: pointless…yes…stupid…yes…really wanted to kill that singer guy…yes
Niko: really stupid fic?
Lyra: ye- HEY!
Niko: *grin*
Lyra: the guy was stupid, the assembly was stupid but funny as HELL!
Niko: and unfortunately, since the authoress sucks, the fic was stipid!
Lyra: stupid backwards is diputs!
Niko: I bet you're proud of yourself for figuring that out so fast
Lyra: so…
Niko: *sigh* ya know… You're really annoying your co-workers and your muse with all this backwards junk.
Lyra: theirs and your problem, not mine!