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" POTTER!" The now familiar voice of 6th year Lily Evans rang
throughout the Gryfindor Tower. Now, even in only late
September, even the first years had become accustomed to one
or the other of the 6th year rivals yelling at each other early in
the morning. Actually, they were used to them yelling at each
other morning, noon, and night. The red-headed Lily's disposition
was a fiery as her long, beautiful hair. At that moment, James
Potter's constantly messy black hair and sparkling blue eyes
appeared at the top of the stairs leading to the boys dorms.
" You called, Evans, dearest?" He asked in the same smooth, sexy
voice that made most girls fall at his feet, but only served to
further anger the girl in question.
" Yes, Potter, I did." Lily answered, now standing face-to-face, or
rather, face -to-chest, with James at the bottom of the boys
staircase.
" I was wondering exactly why it is that every one of my robes
have been charmed to be invisible?" Only now did the crowded
common room turn its attention towards Lily and James. There
stood Lily Evans in all her glory, in a matching black lace bra and
underwear. This drew blatant stares from the guys and envious
glances from the girls present; it was a known fact that Lily Evans
had the body every girl wanted and every guy wanted his
girlfriend to have.
" I have no idea what you are talking about, I didn't do that,
although I do applaud whoever did, he knew exactly what I was
thinking. I also wouldn't mind if you stayed like that for the rest
of the day, unless someone here will argue with me." He looked
around the room, where everyone was pretending not to listen to
them. " I guess not."
" You sick man whore!!!" screamed Lily, at this everyone lost the
pretence of ignorance; the girls gasped in horror, and the guys
roared with laughter.
" Change it back right now, Potter!"
"But, Lily-Flower," Lily cringed at his pet name for her, " as I've
already said, I did not do this. And even if I did, why would I
deprive us grateful males of seeing the Lily Evans in all her glory,
so to speak?" Answered James without a hit of embarrassment,
Lily, on the other hand, was blushing madly. Whether because of
anger or embarrassment is anyone's guess. James' last speech
earned him jealous sighs from girls who wished that the James
Potter would say something like that about her, and whistles and
Cat calls from the guys, who happened to agree with him fully.
At this massive amount of noise, Sirius Black appeared at the top
Of the boys staircase, clad only in messy black hair and red
boxers, causing at least two girls to faint.
"Now what is all this noise about?" he asked.
" Oh. I see, I'm late for the morning Lily-and-James-flirting-
routine." This earned him murderous glares from both involved.
" So, kiddies, what's today's 'argument' abou-? Sirius didn't get to finish his sentence before he doubled over with laughter upon seeing Lily. " The lovely Lily, how kind of you to show Prongs here what he is missing." Sirius said, once he had regained the use of his mouth. " Shut the hell up, Padfoot," replied James tersely. "Actually, what the lovely Lily-flower here has decided to do is give all of us a glimpse of what we would usually have to pay for. Apparently, her business last night in Slytherin was so good, she decided to-" At this, an outraged Lily lost her temper. " How dare you? You stupid son of a bitch!! How could you even think that?? Let alone say it out loud so the whole world hears you!! Especially since we all know you were with Shannon Michael, that stupid little blonde Slytherin last night?!?" " Jealous are we Evans? And, I wasn't with Shannon last night. I was all alone in my bed. 'Course, I do wish you were there with me, you know, it was pretty cold. But, unfortunately, you were with Lucuois Malfoy last night, we all know that he's the only Slytherin with enough money to afford you all night long." These were the last words James got out before Lily began throwing random objects at his head, for lack of her wand, which was still upstairs in her dorm. 'I should have learned by now never to come down her without it. Oh, well.' She thought. "Ow. Lily. Stop. Lily. Don't. Not the book" James yelps for mercy were all that could be heard for a few minutes. Then James emitted a yell of anguish; he had just taken an inkwell to the head, and bright pink ink ran all down his head and robes. " Evans," he growled, even madder than Lily had been moments before, " clean this up right now!!" " I, uh, I, umm, well, I kinda can't." stammered Lily in response. " What do you mean you ' kinda can't'??" yelled James. " Well,' answered Lily, regaining her confidence, '' that ink, I made it last night, its permanent. But I do have some good news and some bad news for you." " What the hell could possibly be good about this?" asked James, impatiently. " Well," said Lily," it will wear off, in about a week." This sent the silent Sirius into fits of laughter. " How the hell is that supposed to be good?" asked James, grower even madder by the second. " Well, do you want the bad news?" asked Lily. " Yes, please," answered a giddy Sirius. "Its gonna glow orange, purple, blue, and then green, depending on your mood, before it wears off." By now, most off the common room, even the girls who were sympathetic towards James, was doubled up with laughter. Sirius managed to regain his breath long enough to clap James on the back and say " Sorry, Prongs, but she got you good!" He then proceeded to howl with laughter. " Evans, you are going to be sorry for this, I promise that!" Screamed James. " And what are you going to do to the great Lily Evans, pray tell?" asked Lily quietly. " You'll find out soon enough." Said James before storming off to his dorm. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Yay! First chapter done! If you want to read more (and you know you do) please review.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything you recognize in this story.
" POTTER!" The now familiar voice of 6th year Lily Evans rang
throughout the Gryfindor Tower. Now, even in only late
September, even the first years had become accustomed to one
or the other of the 6th year rivals yelling at each other early in
the morning. Actually, they were used to them yelling at each
other morning, noon, and night. The red-headed Lily's disposition
was a fiery as her long, beautiful hair. At that moment, James
Potter's constantly messy black hair and sparkling blue eyes
appeared at the top of the stairs leading to the boys dorms.
" You called, Evans, dearest?" He asked in the same smooth, sexy
voice that made most girls fall at his feet, but only served to
further anger the girl in question.
" Yes, Potter, I did." Lily answered, now standing face-to-face, or
rather, face -to-chest, with James at the bottom of the boys
staircase.
" I was wondering exactly why it is that every one of my robes
have been charmed to be invisible?" Only now did the crowded
common room turn its attention towards Lily and James. There
stood Lily Evans in all her glory, in a matching black lace bra and
underwear. This drew blatant stares from the guys and envious
glances from the girls present; it was a known fact that Lily Evans
had the body every girl wanted and every guy wanted his
girlfriend to have.
" I have no idea what you are talking about, I didn't do that,
although I do applaud whoever did, he knew exactly what I was
thinking. I also wouldn't mind if you stayed like that for the rest
of the day, unless someone here will argue with me." He looked
around the room, where everyone was pretending not to listen to
them. " I guess not."
" You sick man whore!!!" screamed Lily, at this everyone lost the
pretence of ignorance; the girls gasped in horror, and the guys
roared with laughter.
" Change it back right now, Potter!"
"But, Lily-Flower," Lily cringed at his pet name for her, " as I've
already said, I did not do this. And even if I did, why would I
deprive us grateful males of seeing the Lily Evans in all her glory,
so to speak?" Answered James without a hit of embarrassment,
Lily, on the other hand, was blushing madly. Whether because of
anger or embarrassment is anyone's guess. James' last speech
earned him jealous sighs from girls who wished that the James
Potter would say something like that about her, and whistles and
Cat calls from the guys, who happened to agree with him fully.
At this massive amount of noise, Sirius Black appeared at the top
Of the boys staircase, clad only in messy black hair and red
boxers, causing at least two girls to faint.
"Now what is all this noise about?" he asked.
" Oh. I see, I'm late for the morning Lily-and-James-flirting-
routine." This earned him murderous glares from both involved.
" So, kiddies, what's today's 'argument' abou-? Sirius didn't get to finish his sentence before he doubled over with laughter upon seeing Lily. " The lovely Lily, how kind of you to show Prongs here what he is missing." Sirius said, once he had regained the use of his mouth. " Shut the hell up, Padfoot," replied James tersely. "Actually, what the lovely Lily-flower here has decided to do is give all of us a glimpse of what we would usually have to pay for. Apparently, her business last night in Slytherin was so good, she decided to-" At this, an outraged Lily lost her temper. " How dare you? You stupid son of a bitch!! How could you even think that?? Let alone say it out loud so the whole world hears you!! Especially since we all know you were with Shannon Michael, that stupid little blonde Slytherin last night?!?" " Jealous are we Evans? And, I wasn't with Shannon last night. I was all alone in my bed. 'Course, I do wish you were there with me, you know, it was pretty cold. But, unfortunately, you were with Lucuois Malfoy last night, we all know that he's the only Slytherin with enough money to afford you all night long." These were the last words James got out before Lily began throwing random objects at his head, for lack of her wand, which was still upstairs in her dorm. 'I should have learned by now never to come down her without it. Oh, well.' She thought. "Ow. Lily. Stop. Lily. Don't. Not the book" James yelps for mercy were all that could be heard for a few minutes. Then James emitted a yell of anguish; he had just taken an inkwell to the head, and bright pink ink ran all down his head and robes. " Evans," he growled, even madder than Lily had been moments before, " clean this up right now!!" " I, uh, I, umm, well, I kinda can't." stammered Lily in response. " What do you mean you ' kinda can't'??" yelled James. " Well,' answered Lily, regaining her confidence, '' that ink, I made it last night, its permanent. But I do have some good news and some bad news for you." " What the hell could possibly be good about this?" asked James, impatiently. " Well," said Lily," it will wear off, in about a week." This sent the silent Sirius into fits of laughter. " How the hell is that supposed to be good?" asked James, grower even madder by the second. " Well, do you want the bad news?" asked Lily. " Yes, please," answered a giddy Sirius. "Its gonna glow orange, purple, blue, and then green, depending on your mood, before it wears off." By now, most off the common room, even the girls who were sympathetic towards James, was doubled up with laughter. Sirius managed to regain his breath long enough to clap James on the back and say " Sorry, Prongs, but she got you good!" He then proceeded to howl with laughter. " Evans, you are going to be sorry for this, I promise that!" Screamed James. " And what are you going to do to the great Lily Evans, pray tell?" asked Lily quietly. " You'll find out soon enough." Said James before storming off to his dorm. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
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