Yin Yang Out Of Balance
Disclaimer: I do not own Mulan, Shang, Mushu, Khan, Cri-kee, Yao, Ling, Chien Po or any of the animated people or animals, or even things you saw in the movie so please don't sue. I'm making good use of the characters.
Ok this story is supposed to be funny I promise I will make you fall off your chairs or something.
WARNING: The main characters may act a little weird but it's all part of the story so don't hate me. The will say a few things they really don't mean to say. I hope you like the story and tell me what you think of it.reviews always cheer me up to write more.
Chapter 1: Awaken
Slowly, Mulan inhaled and exhaled as she dreamed. She was covered by the warm blankets inside her tent at Camp Wu Zhong. She looked so peaceful and seemed so delicate, but she would never be that because she was a soldier.
The emperor had requested her to join the Imperial Army once again for there was a threat from the Chinese rebels who wanted to take over the Imperial Palace and rule; they swore they would break the peace of the country.
Training had been exhausting the previous day, Shang was being cruel and really strict with the training assuring the more they trained the better.he took things too seriously and tortured the soldiers with his exercises until he considered they had enough.
Mulan awoke suddenly as cold water was poured down on her face. She opened her eyes and saw him. What was going on with him these days?
General Li Shang was trying not to laugh but it was useless, a chuckle escaped from him.
Mulan frowned and narrowed her dark brown eyes fiercely at him. "You said we could sleep after dawn today!"
"It's already noon, Ping," he replied.
She hated when he called her Ping as if he didn't know her real name was Mulan. He knew it annoyed her like a pain in the neck and he seemed quite fed up with the fact she got angry every time he called her like that. He also knew that sometimes she would get so angry that she just couldn't think of an insult to payback. Things had gone on like this for a week now.
Mulan kicked the blankets and got to her feet.
For a brief moment, Shang thought she was going to hit him or something but he reminded himself she wouldn't dare to do it.
She placed her hands on her hips and demanded, "Don't you have anyone else to annoy?"
Shang shook his head and began to laugh. "Everyone else is already awake," he replied defiantly crossing his arms to his chest.
"Ok, ok," Mulan said, "You came here to wake me up and I'm already awake so get out of here!"
He was tall, a rare size for a Chinese man and she barely reached his shoulders with her head. He liked that she seemed a bit underestimated by his size. "Listen Ping," he made sure to remark her nickname when he spoke, "I think you're not here to order me around. Don't you remember I'm your commanding officer?"
Mulan rolled her eyes and groaned. She pushed him aside and walked out of her tent.
Shang watched her leave and shrugged, "Women." He sighed and left the tent.
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Mulan joined her friends Yao, Ling and Chien Po to eat breakfast under a tree. They were all complaining about the hard training they were put up to.
"All my bones ache," complained Ling.
"Pretty boy intends to exhaust us to death," said Yao with a mouthful of rice.
All of them except Chien Po burst into laughter. "General Li Shang said that we needed to practice hard to conquer."
"But he exaggerates," Yao insisted.
"Mulan, I saw him get into your tent this morning."
"You know what he did?" she asked, they noticed certain irritation in her voice.
"The.if he .I'll show him a lesson," Yao spoke up angrily clenching his fists.
Ignoring his reaction, Mulan continued, "He threw cold water at me so I would wake up."
"What?" Ling said furiously, "No one bugs you my friend."
Both men stood up saying, "We'll take care of him." Yao rubbed his hands together trying to look tough and Ling gritted his teeth.
"No!" Mulan exclaimed.
Yao, Ling and Chien Po turned to her. Why would she object her friends to give him what he deserved when Shang had been rude and not polite to her? Unless, she liked him.
A crimson blush coloured her cheeks. "Well, you don't really," she stuttered, "you don't want to get kicked out."
"He should be the one kicked out for mistreating you!" Ling insisted.
Chien Po dove in, "She's right, violence doesn't solve anything."
Mulan nodded. "Uh huh, it's not like he wanted to take advantage of me, or hit me for no good reason."
Once again, Yao and Ling eyed her suspiciously for she was practically defending Shang. "Are you in love with him?" Yao inquired.
"Ugh!" Mulan feigned disgust, "How could I?"
Just then, they heard the neighing of a horse.
To Mulan's good luck, her friends forgot about fighting with Shang and stared at the young man dismounting a brown horse.
Shang came out of his tent and greeted the man. Then, they both went inside again.
"Who is that guy?" Yao asked turning to Mulan as if she knew the man.
"I had never seen him before," she replied.
Disclaimer: I do not own Mulan, Shang, Mushu, Khan, Cri-kee, Yao, Ling, Chien Po or any of the animated people or animals, or even things you saw in the movie so please don't sue. I'm making good use of the characters.
Ok this story is supposed to be funny I promise I will make you fall off your chairs or something.
WARNING: The main characters may act a little weird but it's all part of the story so don't hate me. The will say a few things they really don't mean to say. I hope you like the story and tell me what you think of it.reviews always cheer me up to write more.
Chapter 1: Awaken
Slowly, Mulan inhaled and exhaled as she dreamed. She was covered by the warm blankets inside her tent at Camp Wu Zhong. She looked so peaceful and seemed so delicate, but she would never be that because she was a soldier.
The emperor had requested her to join the Imperial Army once again for there was a threat from the Chinese rebels who wanted to take over the Imperial Palace and rule; they swore they would break the peace of the country.
Training had been exhausting the previous day, Shang was being cruel and really strict with the training assuring the more they trained the better.he took things too seriously and tortured the soldiers with his exercises until he considered they had enough.
Mulan awoke suddenly as cold water was poured down on her face. She opened her eyes and saw him. What was going on with him these days?
General Li Shang was trying not to laugh but it was useless, a chuckle escaped from him.
Mulan frowned and narrowed her dark brown eyes fiercely at him. "You said we could sleep after dawn today!"
"It's already noon, Ping," he replied.
She hated when he called her Ping as if he didn't know her real name was Mulan. He knew it annoyed her like a pain in the neck and he seemed quite fed up with the fact she got angry every time he called her like that. He also knew that sometimes she would get so angry that she just couldn't think of an insult to payback. Things had gone on like this for a week now.
Mulan kicked the blankets and got to her feet.
For a brief moment, Shang thought she was going to hit him or something but he reminded himself she wouldn't dare to do it.
She placed her hands on her hips and demanded, "Don't you have anyone else to annoy?"
Shang shook his head and began to laugh. "Everyone else is already awake," he replied defiantly crossing his arms to his chest.
"Ok, ok," Mulan said, "You came here to wake me up and I'm already awake so get out of here!"
He was tall, a rare size for a Chinese man and she barely reached his shoulders with her head. He liked that she seemed a bit underestimated by his size. "Listen Ping," he made sure to remark her nickname when he spoke, "I think you're not here to order me around. Don't you remember I'm your commanding officer?"
Mulan rolled her eyes and groaned. She pushed him aside and walked out of her tent.
Shang watched her leave and shrugged, "Women." He sighed and left the tent.
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Mulan joined her friends Yao, Ling and Chien Po to eat breakfast under a tree. They were all complaining about the hard training they were put up to.
"All my bones ache," complained Ling.
"Pretty boy intends to exhaust us to death," said Yao with a mouthful of rice.
All of them except Chien Po burst into laughter. "General Li Shang said that we needed to practice hard to conquer."
"But he exaggerates," Yao insisted.
"Mulan, I saw him get into your tent this morning."
"You know what he did?" she asked, they noticed certain irritation in her voice.
"The.if he .I'll show him a lesson," Yao spoke up angrily clenching his fists.
Ignoring his reaction, Mulan continued, "He threw cold water at me so I would wake up."
"What?" Ling said furiously, "No one bugs you my friend."
Both men stood up saying, "We'll take care of him." Yao rubbed his hands together trying to look tough and Ling gritted his teeth.
"No!" Mulan exclaimed.
Yao, Ling and Chien Po turned to her. Why would she object her friends to give him what he deserved when Shang had been rude and not polite to her? Unless, she liked him.
A crimson blush coloured her cheeks. "Well, you don't really," she stuttered, "you don't want to get kicked out."
"He should be the one kicked out for mistreating you!" Ling insisted.
Chien Po dove in, "She's right, violence doesn't solve anything."
Mulan nodded. "Uh huh, it's not like he wanted to take advantage of me, or hit me for no good reason."
Once again, Yao and Ling eyed her suspiciously for she was practically defending Shang. "Are you in love with him?" Yao inquired.
"Ugh!" Mulan feigned disgust, "How could I?"
Just then, they heard the neighing of a horse.
To Mulan's good luck, her friends forgot about fighting with Shang and stared at the young man dismounting a brown horse.
Shang came out of his tent and greeted the man. Then, they both went inside again.
"Who is that guy?" Yao asked turning to Mulan as if she knew the man.
"I had never seen him before," she replied.