by I_Love_Rainbows_But_Not_You
I Choose to start this story now.
One day all the bio booster armour guyer tekno armour gundam
suits were out of date.
"all the bio booster armour guyer tekno armour gundam suits
are out of date" Trowa said.
"Um." Heero laughed. "You have the wrong script. A
Bio Booster Armour Guyer is a different anime to this one. A
tekno armour is from Teknoman, which is another anime, and a
gundam suit is from Gundam Wing."
"Which is the anime we're in." Trowa said angrily
Heero looked around quickly. Everybody in the screen nodded at
him.
"Oh."
"Uh huh."
"Well um, the Gundam mecha suits are out of date."
Trowa repeated. "While Relena's away on holiday, I'm the one
in charge. And before she comes back I wanted to surprise her by
replacing all the gundams with new and better ones."
"Well cant we just create a new Gundam Series?" Heero
asked. "Like that movie, Endless waltz, that was just
cool........."
"No no no." Trowa shook his head. "Our anime has
been losing its popularity to other anime shows recently and we
wish to rectify this problem."
"Okay."
"Digimon is one of the most popular at the moment."
Trowa said "Viewers think that evolving animals with metal
bits on them that have ridiculous names are cool. Therefore, all
our new Gundam suits will have names like 'Thrasher Buster' and
'Spiral Burner'."
"If you name mine that I'm going to kill you...." Heero
growled.
"Oh, and because of the sucess of pokemon AND digimon, the
producers have concluded that animals in general are cool."
Trowa said. "So in concordance with their wishes, all Gundam
Suits will now be powered by hamster wheels. We tried getting
them to look like giant mechanical Japanese
'idontknowwhatthehellitssupposedtobe' animals, but our mechanics
just can't work that hard."
"This is stupid." Heero complained. "I refuse to
call my Gundam anything different."
"Ahhh that name 'Gundam' seems out of date too! We now have
to call them a different name." Trowa smiled. "The name
they're going to have is my own idea.... The Gundam Suits will
now be known as 'evangelions'."
"But that's from Evangelion, you dolt!!"
"No it's not, I thought of it." Trowa smiled.
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"I did and this will be the end of it!" Trowa yelled.
"Now get into your hamster powered evangelion and go fight
bad guys!!!"
Heero sighed angrily. "And what is my hamster powered
evangelion's model number, sir?"
"Model number?" Trowa scowled. "Stop using the out
of date terms! Your hamster powered evangelion is called the
Super Fantastic Bomb Blaster!"
"This sucks."
"Now get into your Super Fantastic Bomb Blaster
Hamster-Powered Evangelion Right NOW!!!"
"TROWAAAA!!!!"
"OH shit!" Trowa yelled. "Relena's back from
holidays already!? ARRRGHH!!!"
Just then, Relena came in.
"Trowa, just what the hell do you think you're doing?! Why
are there bags of hamster feed all over the coffee lounge?! And
why have half the Gundam Pilots resigned!?"
"I wanted to revamp everything while you were away to
surprise you." Trowa cowered. "Becuase Gundam Wing's
popularity has been down a little bit...."
"GUNDAM WING'S POPULARITY IS HIGHER THAN EVER!!!!"
Relena screamed. "When I was on holidays, I told all the
other producers that if they didn't have all their animes
cancelled right now, I'd have offspring."
"That's a scary thought."
"So they cancelled EVERYTHING." Relena yelled.
"Gundam Wing will now be on the Cartoon Network seven days a
week, 24 hours a day! That means all you lazy idiots have to work
that whole time! You have to fight bad guys all the time to keep
up with the show demands!!! Now get out there and back to work!
You've got a show in 15 minutes!"
"We have to perform 24 hours a day, seven days a week?! How
will we eat? Or sleep? Or go to the bathroom?"
"What do you think the commercials are for?!" Relena
screamed. "NOW GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Trowa and Heero ran, and did as they were told. And then Gundam
Wing was aired 24 hours a day and seven days a week forever on
the Cartoon Network, and it was the best most coolest thing that
ever happened. Well to us viewers anyway. Unfortunately, Heero
wants to kill somebody now.
THEE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!