It was a beautiful Saturday in Konoha. The sun was shining, kids were laughing, old ladies hung up their laundry, ninjas went to and from missions, and Uzumaki Sakura was at the end of the line with her youngest child.

Uzumaki Iruka.

"NARUTOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" the pink-haired kunoichi screeched as she went bolting through the building towards the Shichidaime Hokage's office. She burst open the door. "NARUTOOOOOO!!!"

"What is it, Sakura? I'm a bit busy.." Naruto said calmly. Having 5 sons and no daughters took its toll on Sakura. Minato, Jiraiya, Sasuke, Tamaki, and Iruka....his sons. Her sons. Their sons. All blond hair, with either green or blue eyes. Sakura tapped her foot impatiently.

"Sure, Naruto. I can see that bowl of ramen you're trying to hide."

"So a Hokage can't have a lunch break?" Naruto says, feigning offense as he brought up a bowl of ramen from under his desk. Sakura sighed.

..Geez, Naruto.

She went forward and slammed a paper down on her husband's desk, which proceeded to crack.

"Careful, Saki, or this will be the third desk you've broken so far."

"Look at this, Naruto. Just look at it." she says angrily, ignoring his last statement. Naruto picks up the paper.

"What is it?"

"Iruka's short essay. He failed it, Naruto."

Naruto frowned, and studied his son's work...

Iruka Uzumaki The Bold

Topick: Kunais

Sensei: Lee

Kunais are realy cool wepons. You throw them at stuff. There pointy and shiney and

danjerus. I wach my dad throw them somtimes. Kunais are so danjerus they kan kill you.

then you have to go to the hospitel and get healed. my mom werks at the hospitel. even

ask my dad. my dad is the hokage. kunais are like nives. auntie tenten nos how to throw

them perfect. she teeches me sumtimes. auntie tenten is reely kool. i like her. there are

lots of diffrent kunais. you have to take care of them to make shur they dont get ruined.

kunais are very good for a ninja to have all the time. they are called ninja tools. if you get

stuk with the emeny, you can throw kunais at them. and also say 'i dont like you' becuse

that will hurt there feelings. and its ok becuse they are the emeny. thats all.

Iruka Uzumaki

"Wow.." Naruto said softly. Sakura shook her head angrily.

"It's awful, Naruto. Even Lee-san couldn't say anything when he gave this to me. And this is LEE we're talking about here. He ALWAYS has something nice to say about his students' work. Tenten and Neji's daughter- what was her name again? Kotori? She's the head of the class, Naruto, and our son- ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!?!?!?!" Sakura roared, as Naruto was currently slurping ramen.

"Yes, Saki, I am...what should we do? I mean, its even worse then me when I was in his grade level." Naruto looked up at his wife.

"I say we have Jiraiya help him."

"Jiraiya? He never will."

"He will if I tell him to!" She turned around to leave. Naruto sighed.

"Your funeral."

"Did you say something, husband?" Sakura said in a threatening tone, eyes flashing dangerously.

"Nothing, dear." Naruto sighed out of relief as Sakura stormed away. He turned back to the paper and grinned. This was truly a masterpiece. It didn't seem like it now, but in time, this would bring a good laugh. Smirking, he stuck it in his drawer, for safekeeping.

Haha, Sakura's stuck with boys. I always wanted to do something like this.

Yes, all of their sons are named after people they love...except Tamaki. I just put that because I think Tamaki Uzumaki sounds really kawaii. And I love the character Tamaki from Ouran High School Host Club.

So yes, Minato, Jiraiya, Iruka, and Sasuke are all named after loved ones. In this fic, Sasuke is, well, dead. XD

R&R people!

That is all. :)