So here's an explanation of what this is. My very first two Total Drama stories "Total Drama World Tour: Reimagined" and "Total Drama Revenge of the Island: Reimagined" weren't very good. So I've decided to delete them and try at them again. So, it's a re-write, of a re-write. I did this because I really feel like I've improved in my writing and I want to try again. And I'll try to write this so that it's continuity falls in line with my All-Stars story. Anyway, I've rambled on with this for a long enough time. You should start reading.
On the middle of an airfield somewhere in Canada Chris McLean is smiling at the camera to greet the audience.
"Season three of Total Drama, folks!" Chris announced. "And the world is gonna be mine. Sea to shining sea. Sadly I'm forced to share my world with a three ring teen freak show. On the bright side I get to torment them"
A bus pulls up next to Chris.
"They'll be competing all around the globe for another million dollars" Chris said. "So let's meet our players. First it's: Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Gwen, and Leshawna!"
The five teens exit the bus carrying some luggage. Heather, Leshawna, Duncan, and Courtney stop to put down their luggage. Gwen doesn't stop and ends up accidentally bumping into Heather.
"Are there reserved seats?!" Gwen asked angrily. "I.E. can I have one not behind Heather's pony-hair-pony-tail"
"Hey! I'll have you know that my hair extensions are human hair" Heather corrected.
"You learn something new everyday" Duncan joked.
"Honestly, that revelation makes it a bit more disturbing" Gwen said.
"Shut up!" Heather said angrily.
Chris walks over to the bus.
"Also returning is: Lindsay!" Chris announced.
Lindsay steps off of the bus and blows a kiss the camera.
"Hi everyone" Lindsay said cheerily. "I love you audience!"
"And we also have: Owen, DJ, and Harold" Chris said.
There is an awkward pause as nobody steps off the bus.
"You guys in there?" Chris asked. "Did you injure yourself already?"
DJ gets off the bus while holding Owen who is struggling to break free.
"No! You can't make me do this!" Owen exclaimed. "This is technically torture! Someone call the cops!"
"He's afraid of flying" DJ said. "Remember?"
"Help!" Owen shouted.
Harold gets off the bus after them.
"Aerophobia, from the Latin. As opposed to Aeronausaphobia. The fear of air sickness" Harold said.
Noah steps off of the bus after Harold.
"Keep up the facts and I'm going to be aeronauseous all over you" Noah said.
Cody gets out of the bus.
"I'm here too" Cody said.
"Oh, I forgot" Chris said. "We also have returning favourites: Noah, Cody, and-"
"Yeah, I'm finally back" A voice from off screen said.
The camera pans over to reveal Ezekiel stepping off the bus.
"Where's the plane, eh?" Ezekiel asked.
Izzy steps off the bus.
"I know, let's fly!" Izzy exclaimed.
Izzy jumps on to Ezekiel's shoulders.
"Whoa! Watch out!" Ezekiel exclaimed. "I have weak shoulders"
Ezekiel and Izzy fall over.
"Yep, Izzy's back" Chris said. "Also returning this season: Tyler! And, the co-host of Total Drama Aftermath: Bridgette"
Tyler and Bridgette step out of the bus but end up tripping over Ezekiel and Izzy.
"We're okay..." Bridgette said weakly.
"Why does this runway smell like fish?" Tyler asked.
"That's me" Izzy said. "Trust me, you don't want to know why"
"Chris, you forgot to introduce me" Ezekiel said. "I'm still competing. Right?"
"Ugh, and Ezekiel" Chris introduced. "And now to mix things up and keep it all fresh, we're adding two new competitors. He's an honour roll student with a diplomat for a dad and he has the ability to charm the pants off of most people: It's Alejandro!"
Alejandro steps off of the bus.
"Perhaps I can assist" Alejandro said.
Alejandro helps Izzy and Bridgette off the ground.
"Wow... You're pretty cool" Izzy said. "Or should I say hot? Nope, cool's the right word"
"I'm not interested" Bridgette said. "I've already got a boyfriend"
"And amigos, please, allow me" Alejandro said as he helped Tyler and Ezekiel off the ground.
"Wow, eh" Ezekiel said.
"I like girls!" Tyler said quickly. "Not that liking guys is a bad thing! Can I start over?"
"And next we have a sugar addicted super fan with sixteen Total Drama blogs" Chris said. "It's Sierra!"
Sierra comes running out of the bus.
"Oh my God I love you guys! And this is the greatest day of my life!" Sierra exclaimed.
Sierra starts to hyperventilate.
"Does anyone have a paper bag I can breathe into before I pass out?" Sierra asked.
She runs up to Cody.
"Oh my God, it's Cody!" Sierra exclaimed. "I've dreamt of this moment... Only you weren't wearing a shirt... Or pants... Or-"
"Okay, you can stop there! Cody said quickly.
A old run down looking jumbo jet drives up to Chris and the contestants on the runway.
"What the Hell is that?" Duncan asked.
"Excuse me, I'd like to raise some concern about the safety of our plane" Courtney said.
"Me too, eh" Ezekiel said.
"Relax, it's perfectly safe" Chris said.
A plate of metal that was hiding a hole falls off the jet and a raccoon crawls out.
"Now boarding" Chris said.
"No! I can't ride in that!" Owen shouted. "Call the United Nations! Call a cab! Call my mom!" I'm not doing this! I'm out! This is unethical! This-"
Owen is cut off by Chris hitting him over the head with a frying pan.
"Mommy..." Owen said weakly.
"Anyone else got a problem with this?" Chris asked.
Ezekiel slowly starts to raise his hand but Noah grabs his hand and stops him.
"Dude, not worth it" Noah said.
"Great" Chris said. "Now boarding on a voyage to a million big ones!"
"Can we not?" Tyler asked.
"No!" Chris said.
"You don't have to be so dramatic" Gwen said.
"Screw you, I think it's fun" Chris said. "Now climb aboard"
Cut to later where Chris is leading the contestants, minus Owen, through the jumbo jet.
"By the way, I should've told you this earlier, but here it goes: Every episode requires a mandatory song" Chris said.
"Singing? Really?" Gwen questioned.
"I don't have a problem with it" Courtney said.
"Yeah, 'cause you like singing" Leshawna pointed out.
"Well I don't" Duncan said. "Girls sing, birds sing, Duncan's do not sing"
"Think I'll get to beatbox?" Harold asked.
"I'll beat you if you try" Duncan threatened.
"Okay... Got the memo..." Harold said nervously.
"Why are you doing this to us?" Heather asked Chris.
"Singing reality shows are huge now" Chris said. "And the worse the singing, the higher the ratings. Which means, there will be no vocal coaches, or rehearsals, or warnings. Anywho, this is the dining area. Where you get to enjoy in flight meals"
"This season is gonna be awesome, eh!" Ezekiel exclaimed. "I'm so pumped. Yeah, I'm gonna win"
"Not trying to be rude but you were the first to go home in season one" Gwen said. "And you didn't even compete last season"
"I'll do better this time" Ezekiel said. "You see-"
"Zip it! I need to finish this tour and we can get this thing off the ground" Chris said.
"Is there a ladies room?" Leshawna asked.
"Just down the hall" Chris said.
"Good" Leshawna said.
Confessional
Leshawna enters the airplane bathroom and confessional. She notices the camera.
"There's a camera in the potty? Again?!" Leshawna exclaimed. "Ugh, can't a sista' get a little privacy on this program?"
End Confessional
Chris and the contestants are now in the "Economy class" section of the plan.
"Losing teams will enjoy luxurious economy class accommodations between destinations" Chris said.
"Okay, but where are our beds?" Lindsay asked.
"Owen, care to demonstrate?" Chris asked as he gestured off camera.
The contestants look over and see Owen asleep as he's strapped on to the wall while sitting on the bench.
"Plane! No..." Owen muttered in his sleep.
"That does not look comfortable" Heather said.
"Or safe" Bridgette said.
"No comfort for losers" Chris said. "Safety harnesses and an emergency exit. But, no comfort here"
"OMG Chris. I am just LOL" Sierra said.
"Ugh, super fans..." Chris mumbled.
"We should hit the winners area, eh?" Ezekiel said. "Because I ain't never gonna sit back here. Never"
"Is never also your policy on mouthwash" Noah said sarcastically.
"I brushed teeth this morning" Ezekiel said.
Confessional
"I've been trying to reinvent myself" Ezekiel said. "I don't think it's working..."
End Confessional
Chris has taken the contestants to the first class part of the plane now.
"This is the first class cabin" Chris said. "The domain of each weeks winners"
"Now this is kind of accommodation ladies deserve" Alejandro said to Lindsay.
"They have ladies in first class too?" Lindsay said confusedly. "Oh! Me, you meant me. That's obvious"
The camera moves over to Tyler defeatedly looking at Alejandro and Lindsay with DJ behind him.
"That guy is as smooth as mamma's gravy" DJ commented.
"Lindsay's supposed to like me" Tyler said.
"Nobody can compete with gravy" DJ said. "Except for maybe her homemade apple pie... Man, now I'm hungry for gravy and pie"
"Linsay! I can do a hand spring!" Tyler called out to Lindsay, clearly ignoring DJ.
Tyler tries to do an hand spring but ends up falling on his face.
"Oh my God! Poor... I'm blanking on his name" Lindsay said. "Taylor... Tyson... Tyrone... Trevor... Oh! I know: Tyler"
Tyler gets up off the ground.
"Thank you" Tyler said. "It's not even like it's an uncommon name"
"Oh, so you must be Lindsay's boyfriend" Alejandro said.
"You are?" Lindsay asked Tyler. "Oh right, you are"
"Yep" Tyler said. "Nice to meet you man"
Alejandro and Tyler shake hands.
"It's a pleasure to meet you as well" Alejandro said.
The camera pans over to Heather glaring at Alejandro.
Confessional
Heather is in the plane's cockpit instead of the bathroom.
"I can see right through that guy" Heather said.
Heather looks around the cockpit.
"You know, this extra confessional is a thousand times better than talking in the toilet" Heather said.
"Maybe for you, I'm tryin' to prep for a flight here" Chef said.
"Hello? I'm venting here" Heather said. "Anyway, new guy is so transparent, so fake, so-"
"Deliciously handsome" Chef interrupted.
"That is the opposite of what I was trying to say" Heather said.
"I'm just saying" Chef said.
End Confessional
The contestants are now in a room of the plane that looks even better than first class.
"Whoa, where are we now?" Cody asked. "This place has everything. A grand piano, a wood burning pizza oven, and a four person hot tub with an LED light show and dancing waters"
Harold walks up to the hot tub.
"How do I win this?" Harold asked. "Leshawna would love a hot tub"
"You don't. It's for hosts only" Chris said. "Meaning me... Or occasionally Chef"
"Oh Chris, I heart your limits" Sierra said.
"I hope I never have to deal with any more crazy fans after this" Chris mumbled.
Confessional
"Anyway, with Beth gone and Ale... Whatever, looking like a real threat. My only strategic option is to make friends with the new girl" Heather said. "But pretending to like that basket case is going to be difficult. I do not "Heart" the new girl"
End Confessional
All the contestants are back in the dining area.
"And that's pretty much it" Chris said. "I skipped the galley and the cargo hold. But you'll find those when I "Accidentally" lock you in there"
The jet begins to take off and it hits a bump. This sends Bridgette out of her chair. Luckily Alejandro catches her.
"Senorita, are you okay?" Alejandro asked.
"I'm fine" Bridgette said. "Please stop touching me"
"Oh, of course" Alejandro said.
"One more thing" Chris said. "I'm sure you remember something called: The elimination ceremony. Takes place nearby in fact"
Confessional
"I know I'm going to regret asking" Tyler said. "But how is Chris going to eliminate us if we're on a plane?"
End Confessional
All the contestants have gathered in the elimination area. For some reason an middle aged balding man in a grey suit and rectangular glasses is standing next to Chris.
"If you don't get a barf bag full of airline peanuts you fill be forced to take the Drop of Shame" Chris said.
"And who's this guy?" Duncan asked as he pointed to the man in the suit.
"That's Aaron" Chris said.
"Hi, Aaron Fitzgerald here. I'm a lawyer" Aaron introduced. "Mr. McLean hired me to keep the rules in check and make sure everything is safe and legal"
"Wait, really?" Courtney asked.
"That's what he told me" Aaron said.
"Well I lied Aaron" Chris said. "You're here to show them what the drop of shame is like"
"Wait, what?" Aaron asked. "I feel like there was a miscommunication between-"
Chris grabs Aaron by the shirt collar and throws him out of the plane. He lands on the runway and is knocked out.
"Any questions?" Chris asked.
"Uh, I have a peanut allergy" Ezekiel said. "Well, it's more of sensitivity. Okay, I just really don't like pea-"
Chris throws Ezekiel out of the plane. Ezekiel gets up and starts running to catch up with the plane.
"Hey! Slow down, eh!" Ezekiel said. "Let me back in! Please!"
"All eliminations are final" Chris said. "Be sure to tell that to Aaron, he looks a little... Unconscious"
Confessional
"Well... Now I know not to make Chris mad at me" Cody said. "Coming back this season wasn't a good idea. Sierra's a nutcase and Chris seems more cruel than usual"
End Confessional
Much later the plane is in the air and all the contestants are waiting for their flight to land.
"Every second we're getting closer to adventure" DJ said. "And further from mamma"
Sierra is dreamily staring at Cody.
"Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson. I also happen to know that your birthday is April first" Sierra said. "You're like my own little April Fool..."
"That's... Very nice" Cody said uncomfortably.
A bell noise sounds off.
Chris steps into the room wearing a suit and bowler hat.
"Whenever you hear that bell, it's musical number time" Chris informed. "So, let's hear it"
"But what are we supposed to sing?" Courtney asked.
"You have to make it up as you go along" Chris said. "Wouldn't be challenging otherwise now would it? Now sing! Unless you want to end up like Zeke and that lawyer"
Courtney smiles as the music starts up in the background. She stand up.
"Up!" Courtney sang confidently as she struck a pose.
"Up!" Izzy sang sounding confused.
"Up!" Sierra sang sounding just as confused as Izzy.
"Up!" Lindsay sang sounding confused as well.
"Sing!" Harold sang, mirroring the girls.
"Sing!" Cody sang sounding very unsure.
"Sing!" DJ sang in a way that only sounded a little more confident than Cody.
"Sing!" Tyler sang in a very panicked way.
"We're flying!" Courtney, Bridgette, Izzy, Heather, Leshawna, Lindsay, and Sierra sang.
"And singing!" Tyler, Alejandro, Harold, Noah, DJ, and Cody sang.
"We're flying and we're singing!" The aforementioned contestants sang.
The camera switches to Sierra pushing a airplane trolley with Cody sitting on top of it through first class.
"Come fly with us" Sierra sang.
"Come fly with us" Cody and Sierra sang.
Izzy sticks her head out of one of the vents.
"We got a lot of crazy tunes to bust!" Izzy sang loudly.
The camera pans over Bridgette awkwardly standing on top of one of the couches with Lindsay standing nearby.
"Come fly with us" Bridgette sang.
"Come fly with us" Lindsay sang, joining in with Bridgette..
Alejandro walks up to them.
"It's a pleasure, and an honour, and a must" Alejandro said.
Bridgette gives him a weird look.
Cut back to the dining area where Duncan is leaning on the table.
"Dudes this is messed. You're singing on a plane" Duncan said in time with the music, but not really singing.
Harold walks up to Duncan while doing some tricks with his nunchucks.
"What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane!" Harold sang.
He accidentally hits himself with the nunchucks.
"Gah!" Harold exclaimed.
Gwen walks over to Duncan.
"Yeah, but guys, we're singing on TV" Gwen said.
Courtney runs over and strikes a ballet pose.
"Haven't you always wanted to? I can't just be me!" Courtney cheerily sang.
Cut to DJ and Leshawna dancing in first class.
"Come fly with us" DJ sang.
"Come fly with us" Leshawna sang.
Cut to Chef attempting to fly the plane with a terrified Heather clinging on to the seat next to him.
"Do you know how to fly this thing!" Heather shouted.
"I got a nephew who used to play Wing Commander" Chef said. "I think I know what I'm doing"
Meanwhile, down in the cargo hold, Ezekiel is crawling out of a suitcase.
"They thought they could leave with out me and depart! But this stowaway has winning in his heart!" Ezekiel dramatically sang.
Back in the main area of the plane, Noah is observing some smoke coming off of one of the jet engines.
"Come fly with us, come die with us" Noah sang nervously.
The camera pans to Owen watching the same thing.
"We're flying!" Owen shouted. "Stop the plane! I want off right now! I can't-"
Owen is cut off by Chris hitting him over the head with the same frying pan from before.
Back in the dinning area Gwen and Duncan are still refusing to sing.
"Come fly with us! Come sing with us!" DJ, Cody, Sierra, and Heather sang.
"No!" Duncan and Gwen yelled.
Chris walks over to Duncan and Gwen with a stack of papers in hand.
"Anyone care for a copy of the season three rules Aaron left behind?" Chris asked. "Because, in order to escape instant elimination-"
Bridgette snatches the rules from Chris.
"All contestants must sing in each show!" Bridgette read off the paper and sung.
"That was a bit unnecessary" Chris remarked.
Courtney and Cody walk up to Gwen and Duncan.
"Duncan do it! Let's go!" Courtney sang in a stern tone.
"Gwen, sing it! Don't go" Cody sang politely.
"I don't want to go home..." Gwen said.
Gwen clears her throat.
"Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come, and fly, with us!" Gwen sang.
Courtney turns to Duncan.
"Duncan, come on! Please?" Courtney begged.
"Ugh, fine" Duncan said. "For the record I do not enjoy this"
Duncan turns to the camera and raises his hands in the air.
"This sucks!" Duncan sang.
"Yeah!" Everyone else sang followed by them doing jazz hands.
"Enough singing fruitcakes!" Chef announced over the speakers. "Strap yourselves in. We are now beginning our decent into Egypt... Musical numbers, worst idea ever"
Chris gasps.
"Uh oh, the red light means the speakers are still on" Chef said. "Uh oh..."
The speakers shut off.
"We'll be right back after I deal with something" Chris said.
Cut to much later where all the contestants are outside the plane near the the pyramids of Egypt. For some reason Harold is now wearing a tin foil hat. Chris walks up to the contestants
"Well, I gave Chef a piece of my mind" Chris said. "Now, you all ready for some fun? I call today's challenge: Pyramid Over Under"
"An eleven hour flight, terrible in flight meals, a forced musical number, and now we've got a challenge" Leshawna said angrily.
"Don't you love this game?" Chris asked.
"No" Noah said flatly.
"Too bad for you" Chris said.
Chris leads the contestants over the starting line.
"It's like we're being cooked in a giant oven..." Harold said weakly.
"Maybe it'd help if you weren't dressed like a giant baked potato" Leshawna pointed out.
"Aluminium foil means the aliens can't read your brains" Harold said. "It's a real problem in this area"
Noah rolls his eyes at Harold.
"Hey don't roll your eyes" Harold said. "You see-"
Chris cashes two cymbals together effectively interrupting Harold.
"Man, that was satisfying" Chris said. "Anyway, Pyramid Over Under means you choose how you get the finish line. Either by going over the pyramid or under... Well technical through the pyramid but it's not as catchy"
"I think we got it" Noah said.
"Okay" Chris said. "Ready. Set-"
"Wait up!" Someone shouted from off screen.
Ezekiel runs over to the other contestants.
"I told you I wasn't gonna lose this time, eh" Ezekiel said. "Or at least not come in last"
"Didn't we leave you in Halifax, or Whitehorse, or whatever" Chris said.
"I climbed on the landing gear and got back in" Ezekiel said.
"Impressive" Chris said. "But you're not back in"
"That's not fair" Ezekiel said. "I've got to be voted out in order to be officially eliminated"
"I don't care Zeke. Now where was I?" Chris asked. "Oh, right. Ready. Set. Go!"
Chris crashes the cymbals together and everyone starts running towards the pyramid.
The camera cuts to Owen, Noah, Cody. DJ, Leshawna. Izzy, Harold, Heather, Ezekiel and Sierra inside the pyramid. They are at a room with three doors each leading down a different passageway.
"Great. Our friendly neighbourhood host dude failed to mention there were different paths" Noah said.
"Hey Sierra, which way do you think we should go?" Heather asked, clearly having an alternate motive.
"Me!" Sierra said excitedly. "Um... Uh..."
"How do we know which way is right?" Owen asked.
"I know! I saw this in a spy movie" Izzy said. "You lick your finger and hold it up to find the airflow"
Izzy licks her finger.
"Mmm... I can taste sand. It's crunchy" Izzy said. "You know what, I think my fingers smell weird. I should use a better one. DJ, give me your finger"
DJ begins to extend his arm but Leshawna grabs it and holds him back.
"Don't do it DJ" Leshawna said. "You might catch a case of crazy"
Leshawna turns to Harold.
"Come on Harold" Leshawna said. "Let's go"
Leshawna and Harold go down the middle passage.
"Hey, I want to come with you" DJ said.
DJ follows them.
"Oh! I know what door to take" Izzy said.
"Which one?" Owen asked.
Izzy points to the door with a emblem of a mummy above it.
"That one!" Izzy said.
Meanwhile outside the pyramid, Tyler, Bridgette, and Lindsay are looking up at how high the pyramid is.
"Is it too late to go under instead?" Tyler asked.
"Alejandro's doing okay" Lindsay said.
Tyler looks up and sees Alejandro climbing up the pyramid with ease.
"He's like a mountain goat" Lindsay said.
Alejandro jumps down from the pyramid.
"I can be a goat if you want me to" Tyler said.
Alejandro walks up to Bridgette and Lindsay and takes them by the hand.
"Ladies, my I be of assistance?" Alejandro asked.
"I can handle myself" Bridgette said.
"Yeah, what Britta said" Lindsay said.
"Who?" Alejandro asked.
"Just roll with it. She does this sometimes" Bridgette said.
Lindsay, Alejandro, and Bridgette start climbing up the pyramid.
"Hey! Wait up guys!" Tyler yelled.
Confessional
"Man, Alejandro is awesome" Tyler said. "He's got charm and looks. I wish I could be like him"
End Confessional
Meanwhile, Courtney is trying a rope around Duncan's waist.
"Rock climbing was the team building challenge when I was a C.I.T." Courtney explained. "And if Tiffany Paderewski hadn't been such a lousy partner. I'd have won!"
"I always said Tiffy was overrated" Duncan joked.
"Mock all you want" Courtney said. "But my superior belay skills will assure our victory"
Duncan spots Gwen struggling to climb the pyramid.
"Hey Gwen! You going up too?" Duncan asked.
"Working on it!" Gwen shouted back.
"Courtney, I think Gwen could use a hand" Duncan said.
"Fine" Courtney said. "But only because a three person belay is stronger"
Meanwhile, Izzy, Owen, and Noah are inside the pyramid. Izzy spots a pile of bandages.
"Ooh! Look, we're in the nurses office" Izzy said.
"Oh yes, because the Egyptians were famous for using pyramids as hospitals" Noah said sarcastically.
Izzy ignores him and grabs a bundle of bandages.
"Costume party!" Izzy said. "Mummy me"
She throws the bundles of bandages to Noah and Owen.
"Do we have to?" Owen asked.
"Yes!" Izzy said.
Meanwhile, Alejandro, Bridgette and Lindsay reach the top of the pyramid.
"Made it!" Bridgette cheered.
"It has been very nice to get and know you" Alejandro said.
"Okay seriously, we're both already dating someone" Bridgette said.
"Yeah, Travis is so sweet" Lindsay said.
"I am merely being friendly" Alejandro said.
Confessional
"I'm not liking this new guy" Bridgette said. "Sure he looks like a supermodel and talks like a character from a romance novel. But something is... Off, about him. I just don't know quite what it is yet"
End Confessional
The camera pans down to Tyler climbing up the pyramid.
"Lindsay! Wait up!" Tyler shouted.
Tyler tries to grab on to a brick in the pyramid but a scorpion stings him.
"Gah! My good hand!" Tyler exclaimed.
He grabs his hand in pain but loses his balance and falls down the pyramid.
Meanwhile inside the pyramid, Heather and Sierra walking around.
"Keep an eye out for any booby traps" Heather said.
"Don't worry" Sierra said. "I know exactly what I'm doing"
Sierra steps on a panel in the ground that sinks in a little. This causes spears to be fired out of the wall. Sierra and Heather duck to avoid them.
"Be careful next time!" Heather said angrily.
"Oops, sorry Heather" Sierra said.
"It's fine... Honest mistake" Heather said, clearly holding back more anger.
Meanwhile, Duncan, Courtney, and Gwen are climbing the pyramid all tied together.
"... And your form is appalling" Courtney said to Gwen.
"Gee, thanks Courtney. I was just wondering about that" Gwen said sarcastically.
"You know you're only here because I'm feeling nice today" Courtney said.
"If this is you when you're nice I don't think I ever want to talk to you again" Gwen said.
"Are you hearing that Duncan?" Courtney asked Duncan. "You aren't going to let her away with that"
Confessional
"Ugh... Why did I have to get stuck with them for this challenge" Duncan complained. "I like them both. But when they're together they're unbearable"
End Confessional
Meanwhile, Leshawna, Harold, and DJ are walking through the pyramid. They pass by a bunch of mummified animals.
"Whoa, that looks like a real dog" DJ said.
"Don't touch it DJ" Leshawna said. "We don't have the time"
"But it's so cute" DJ said. "Even if it's dead"
DJ pets the dog and it crumbles to bits.
"What did I do!" DJ exclaimed.
"It was just old" Leshawna said. "It happens sometimes"
The room starts shaking and scarabs fall from the ceiling.
"Scarabs! Run!" Harold shouted.
"Did I cause this?" DJ asked.
"It's a coincidence" Leshawna said. "Just run!"
Meanwhile, Owen and Noah are looking for Izzy.
"Izzy! Where are you!" Owen shouted.
"She's lost" Noah said. "Forget about her and find the exit"
"Poor Izzy" Owen said.
"Really?" Noah said. "She kept insisting we go in circles because she smelled something lucky. And I'm pretty sure I saw her chewing on a parachute back on the plane"
Meanwhile, Ezekiel is by himself.
"Guys? Where are you?" Ezekiel asked.
He notices a weird button on the wall.
"Huh, what the heck?" Ezekiel said. "Wonder what it does"
Ezekiel presses the button and a bunch of mummy bandages fall on top of him.
"Ah! Help!" Ezekiel shouted. "How did I fall for that!?"
Meanwhile on top of the pyramid with Alejandro, Lindsay, and Bridgette.
"How do we get down from here?" Lindsay asked.
"Hmm... There has to be some way" Alejandro said.
Bridgette spots a sign with a picture of a pyramid on it.
"I'm a surfer! I can surf!" Bridgette said excitedly.
She tries to pull the sign off the ground. Tyler tiredly climbs up to the top of the pyramid.
"I finally made it..." Tyler said weakly.
Bridgette pulls the sign off the ground and it hits Tyler in the face causing him to fall down the pyramid.
Meanwhile, Harold, DJ, and Leshawna run out of the pyramid and over to Chris.
"Good work guys" Chris said.
"Hey looks like that dog getting destroyed wasn't all that bad" Leshawna said.
"But now it's dead" DJ said.
"It's been dead for hundreds of years" Leshawna said.
"Oh... Right" DJ said.
"Okay people, go stand behind the number one" Chris said.
"In Arabic it's wahid" Harold said.
"Do I look like I care?" Chris asked.
"No..." Harold said.
Meanwhile, Cody, Sierra, and Heather are running away from Izzy who is dressed up like a mummy.
"Hey guys, where are you going?" Izzy asked. "Is it time for another song? I can sing: A pyramid is a triangle with lots of stuff inside! I would be awesome as Frankenstein's bride!"
Meanwhile, back with Noah and Owen.
"Hey, I think I found Izzy" Noah said.
Noah points to someone who is wrapped up in bandages.
"Izz! I was getting worried about you" Owen said. "You know, you make a cute mummy"
Owen walks over to the bandaged figure.
"How about a kiss?" Owen asked.
He leans over and tries to kiss the bandaged person but they resist.
"Um... Owen, I don't think that's Izzy" Noah said. "Run for it!"
Meanwhile, outside the pyramid Bridgette, Lindsay, and Alejandro are surfing down the pyramid on the sign.
"Wee! This is fun!" Lindsay exclaimed.
They stop the sign at the bottom of the pyramid.
"Cool, I made it" Bridgette said.
"Ladies first" Alejandro said.
Bridgette and Lindsay walks across the finish line and stand next to Harold, DJ, and Leshawna. Alejandro walks over to them too but Chris stops him.
"Not so fast my handsome friend" Chris said. "This season there'll be three teams. Since Bridgette and Lindsay round out team one you're the first member of team number two"
"In Arabic it's athnan" Harold said.
"I'm ignoring you" Chris said. "Oh, and Alejandro, if it's any consolation you get..."
Alejandro looks up and sees Tyler falling down the side of the pyramid.
"I'm okay... Just a little possible brain damage..." Tyler said weakly.
"Uh... Tyler is it?" Alejandro asked.
"Yep" Chris said. "And you also get..."
Noah and Owen come running out of the pyramid.
"Wonderful" Alejandro said, clearly suppressing rage.
Confessional
"Come on! Them!?" Alejandro shouted. "Seriously!?"
End Confessional
Heather and Sierra come running out of the pyramid. Sierra is carrying Cody over her shoulder.
"Oh I'm so happy we found you Cody" Sierra said. "Heather, aren't you happy we found him"
"I can barely contain my happiness" Heather said somewhat angrily.
They run across the finish line.
"We did it!" Sierra cheered. "Group hug everyone!"
Sierra hugs Cody.
"This is... Nice..." Cody said awkwardly. "Just wondering can you hold me less tight?"
"You get in here too Heather" Sierra said, ignoring Cody.
"Sure" Heather said.
Heather hugs the two of them looking very uncomfortable.
"Hug's over!" Chris said. "Sierra, get behind the number two. Heather, Cody, you're on team three"
"In Arabic it's thlath" Harold said.
"Nobody cares Harold" Chris said.
Meanwhile, on top of the pyramid Duncan, Courtney, and Gwen are trying to figure out how to get down.
"I'm telling you: We need to untie!" Gwen shouted.
"And I'm telling you it's unsafe" Courtney said. "And I'm in charge. And-
"Oh kids!" Chris shouted from the ground.
The song bell rings.
"You know what that means" Chris said. "Time for all those who haven't finished to sing a reprise"
"I can't handle any more singing! You said there'd only be one song!" Duncan shouted.
"Yeah, this is a reprise. It's different" Chris said. "Let's hear it"
"No!" Duncan yelled. "I am done with this!"
Duncan starts running down the pyramid while dragging Courtney and Gwen behind him. He gets to the bottom of the pyramid and walks over to Chris.
"Three hours of these two shouting in this stupid heat and you want me to sing?! Forget it!" Duncan said angrily.
"You can't just storm out" Chris said. "You signed a contract"
"Well suck it McLean!" Duncan said angrily. "I quit!"
Duncan takes a pocket knife out of his pocket and cuts the rope.
"You can drop me back in Canada later" Duncan said.
He storms off furiously. Cody walks over to Gwen and holds out his hand.
"Hi, looks like we're teammates" Cody said.
Confessional
"Girls on the rebound are the best" Cody said. "They're sad and you get to buy them a soda pop and some frozen yogurt and then- Well they still won't go out with you. But you get to buy them a pop and frozen yogurt"
End Confessional
Izzy runs out of pyramid carrying the bandaged figure from earlier.
"Izzy no!" Owen shouted. "You're carrying a real undead mummy!"
"Cool" Izzy said. "I hope they bite me so I can become their undead friend"
The bandaged person jumps out of Izzy's arms and rips off their bandages to reveal that they were actually Ezekiel.
"Thanks a lot, eh" Ezekiel said to Izzy.
"I didn't even know I was helping you" Izzy said. "I thought you were a real mummy"
"Izzy, go join team three" Chris said.
"Come on Chris, let me back in the game" Ezekiel said. "You didn't even technically eliminate me"
"Fine" Chris said. "But only 'cause we're down a man thanks to Duncan. Go join team wahid. Damn it Harold now you have me doing it!"
"You're welcome" Harold said.
"Okay, now it's time to decide a team name" Chris said. "And unlike before I'm letting you decide"
"How about... Team Victory" DJ suggested.
"Ooh! I like that one" Lindsay said.
"Why not" Leshawna said.
"Yeah, eh" Ezekiel said.
The camera pans to the third team.
"What about Team Amazon?" Gwen suggested.
"I like it!" Izzy said.
"Meh, It'll do" Courtney said.
"Fine" Heather said.
"I'm not sure" Cody said.
"It's four to one" Courtney said. "You're outvoted"
"Is that a word?" Gwen asked.
"I'm pretty sure" Courtney said.
The camera pans over to the second team.
"I know! Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really, Hot" Sierra said.
"What?" Tyler said.
"I approve of that name" Chris said.
"I don't" Noah said.
"Too bad" Chris said. "I'm the host I overrule all decisions"
"I hate you" Noah said.
"I hate you too" Chris said. "And before I forget, here are your rewards: Team Amazon, you win a camel"
Chris points to a camel that is nearby. Team Amazon awkwardly stares at it except for Izzy who excitedly claps.
"This is great guys! I speak camelese" Izzy said.
"Hooray..." Heather said sarcastically.
"As for Team Chris is, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Hot" Chris said.
"There were only four reallys" Alejandro said.
"You win a goat" Chris said, ignoring Alejandro.
"Did he say goat or ghost?" Tyler asked.
A goat runs on screen and headbutts Tyler in the stomach.
"I think that answers your question" Noah said.
"And Team Victory gets this" Chris said as he held up a stick.
He throws the stick and Leshawna catches it.
"Uh, why does the first place team get the worst reward?" Leshawna asked.
"Yeah, eh" Ezekiel said. "That's way unfair"
"Don't worry" Chris said. "All will be explained. If I feel like it. Next time, on Total. Drama. World Tour!"
Meanwhile, back at the airport Aaron is getting off the ground.
"Ugh, I did not hear anything about being thrown out of a plane" Aaron said. "Even in the fine print"
Aaron takes out his cell phone.
"I am calling the police on that man" Aaron said.
He looks up and sees another plane coming towards him.
"Oh crap... Not again" Aaron said.
The plane lands on top of him.
"Hello... Can someone call an ambulance?" Aaron asked. "Or maybe two... Hello?"
If you're wondering about what that last bit was it was supposed to be sort of like the canon Drop of Shame bits. I'm planning to have a bit like that in every chapter. Let me know what you think about this rewrite. I like what I've done so far and I feel that it is an improvement. One last small thing, I'm not going to on here next week. This is because I'll be on vacation. I don't want to get into it. So anyway, just be aware that I'm not gonna be here next week. Please be sure to review to tell me what you think about what I've done so far.