Hello there guys, I'm Phoen306 and most of you probably know how my sister has a FanFiction series called the smash mansion and the smash rescuer's. Well in her story's there isn't just the world of smash bros and nintendo but every other video game has a world in this universe with one of them being PlayStation of coarse, which is why today I will be telling the story of the Allstars mansion, hope you enjoy.
The Allstars Mansion
"Are you kidding me", said Sly, "smash bros 4 is probably gonna be remade for the Nintendo Switch and it's probably gonna get more characters, they already have like 58". He then lays all the way on the couch feeling complete disappointment. "Their getting over 50 characters and we only have 24, and not even Crash Bandicoot is a character"
"Oh don't be like that" said polygon man coming into the room, "it could be worse".
"Right we could be using an old rundown motel for a base unlike the nice mansion the smashers have, oh wait we do", Sly said sarcastically.
"I wouldn't say it was rundown, it was just an old motel that no one was using and since we have less fighters, this would be the best cheapest option for us", he said back.
"Ya let me guess, because we're on a low budget aren't we?," Sly says.
"What?," Polygon Man chuckles, "that's ridiculous, of course we're not on a low budget."
"You know what, I have access to our database so I'm gonna look up what our budget is", Sly says, taking out his phone.
"No you don't need to do that" Polygon Man insisted.
"Only $500!?" Sly said in shock, "500!?".
"Well, what do you expect", said Polygon Man, "people would rather have the new smash bros than another Playstation Allstars, so I wouldn't be able to get that much money off of kickstarter".
"Well you could've at least tried!, now Smash is probably gonna win at best fighting game and we're just gonna be seen as another cheap knockoff!," Sly said in frustration, "why couldn't you at least ask sony to fund another one for us?".
"Because their too busy distributing more ps4's and other PlayStation games", Polygon man answered.
"Okay…. Okay, let's just calm down", Sly said breathing heavily.
"Wait, Spike what are you holding?", Polygon Man said to Spike who had been sitting next to Sly on the couch the whole time.
"Uhh… nothing", he said holding his hands behind his back.
"Let me see"
"No"
"Move boy"
"Its nothing, I swear"
Polygon Man then pushes Spike out of the way, only to see a 3DS lying on the couch.
"A 3DS!?", he says angered. He then destroys it with lazer eyes. "How could you?, Nintendo is our competition". He then hands Spike a PSVita, "here use this".
"But PSVita's don't have Pokemon Sun & Moon", he says.
"Well you don't need to be playing Pokemon" Polygon man tells.
"But it's fun", Spike says.
"You think capturing innocent creatures and forcing them to fight is fun?," he tells Spike, "I tell you those people at Nintendo are EVIL".
"But it doesn't have two screens" Spike tells him.
"So?, that's just greedy", he tells Spike.
"But it doesn't display in 3D", Spike tells him.
"Oh my God child, who cares the Vita has a higher HD resolution and the 3D on the 3DS only gives you headaches!".
"See this is what I'm talking about", says Sly, "not just are you irresponsible at keeping funds but you overreact too much when we use a competitor's product, you realize all our computers use Windows 10".
"What!?, Jak I thought I told you to upgrade all of our computers to Linux", he yelled.
"Sorry sir but we don't have enough money to upgrade them all" Jak answered.
"Oh goodness you're right", Polygon Man admitted, "just what am I gonna do?"
"Well, I have an idea", Sly said but not sounding very enthusiastic.
"Really?, what is it?", Polygon Man asked.
"We could consider…. Collaborating with the smashers", he answered.
"What!?", Polygon Man said.
"It will be like a crossover game", he tells him, "we'll call it Super Smash Brothers vs PlayStation Allstars, where all of the characters who have been on either PlayStation or Nintendo consoles come together into one epic fighting game".
"What makes you think I would want to collaborate with that five finger menace, Master Hand!?" he asks Sly.
"Well it won't exactly be like an official Nintendo or Sony game, since Nintendo wouldn't really want their characters on a PlayStation console and Sony wouldn't want their characters on a Nintendo console either and I doubt Microsoft would want to distribute our game, it will be more like a fan game that people can download on their computer for free, like super smash flash, this way we can include as many characters as we want including Crash and Spyro, and Nintendo wouldn't have much of a problem helping us since its nonprofit", Sly explains.
"Free!?, I thought this is suppose to help us?" Polygon Man says.
"It will, if the game gets enough good ratings, people who weren't that familiar with our games and our characters would want to try us out and then we'd have better luck doing a kickstarter for a sequel to PlayStation Allstars." Sly tells Polygon Man, "And who knows maybe Mario would even consider helping us with our plumbing problem. And plus we have all of these windows 10 computers which offer a lot of game designing software".
"I don't know, I honestly am not sure it would really be a good idea to have Nintendo and PlayStation characters in the same game", Polygon Man tells Sly.
"Relax, what's the worst that could happen", he asks.
Well Sly, that is a very good question, what is the worst that could happen? looks like we will find out in the next chapter.