I've taken the entire plot of Final Fantasy VIII, and compressed it into this fanfiction. If you've read this before and you try to complain, I suggest you shut your cake hole. I don't care whether you enjoy it or not......
Seifer: I'm an asshole. Let's fight
They do and get matching scars
Cid: Okay, you've passed your seed exam. Seifer, disregard the last statement. Everyone else, go help Rinoa.
Squall: Whatever
Their plan fails because they are DUMBASSES.
Cid: Let's just shoot the Sorceress
Squall: Whatever
They try to, but this plan fails too
Quistis: Wanna try for the sorceress again?
Cid: No time for that now, Galbania is attacking
Squall: Whatever
Galbania attacks. The attack must've sucked, though, or they wern't trying very hard. At any rate their fully trained Seeds fell with one swipe of Squall's gunblade, who is still just finishing his training
They then attack the Sorceress
Zell: Yippie we won
Irvine: But Rinoa's in a coma
Squall: Whatever
Matron: Take her to Ester. Take me too
Zell: But you're the sorceress
Matron: your point being?
Zell: I guess I don't have one
They go to Ester. You use Matron in your party, but then she leaves before you can take back all the magic you junctioned to her. You get so pissed you don't play the game for about 3 weeks.
Odine: You gotta go to space to save Rinoa
Squall: Whatever
They go to space. Bad move. Rinoa released some monsters, and starts floating through space
Squall: I just realized I love her. Of all the crappy timing, now I gotta go save her
Squall dons a spacesuit and jumps out. Catches her
Squall: It's a good thing this ship that's been missing for 20 years just happened to be here at this exact place and time that it is most needed. Someone up there loves me
Laguna: If you compress time, you can stop Ultimicia
Squall: Who?
Laguna: Ultimicia
Squall: Whatever
They compress time. They go through Ultimicia's castle. With a combination of encounter none, restore, revive and limit breaks the castle is remarkably easy
Ultimicia: Here's my only role in the game I'd better not screw it up PREPARE TO DIE, SEEBS oh, crap I screwed it up
Squall does Lion Heart. She dies because she can say anything else.
Squall: That's it?!? You're a sorceress from the future! At least put up a decent fight!
Everyone: How do we get back, exactly?
They get back (somehow)
The most amazing FMV I've ever seen ensues.