GOOD OL' LEMBAS
Bread !

Frodo,Sam and Gollum are Camping near an ancien guard tower in mordor:

Frodo-What do we have for the sixth meal of the day Sam?

Sam-EEEEEE....Lembas! Frodo-Ah...do we have anything?

Sam-No!Just lembas bread sir!

Frodo-I told you before that i never want to eat that elven crap again!SO FIND SOMETHING ELSE WOULD YOU!

(Gollum arrive with something in his hands)

Gollum-The Master want something good to eat?

Frodo-Yes!

Gollum-I just caught some fresh and yummy birds!

Frodo&Sam-BIRDS?!(suprised)

Gollum-Yes!See by yourself!

(The two Famous birds were a mix of a wolf head attached to a green rat body (with the rat tail)with small nazgul wings.

So Frodo&Sam Barfed at the sight of the birds

Gollum-See!I told the master and my precious it was yummy birds!(he's happy)

Frodo-Sam?

Sam-What?

Frodo-I think we'll continue to eat the bread!Ok?(Sigh!)

Sam-But sir you just sayed that was Elven Crap!

Frodo-Sam!What do you prefer?Eating lembas bread or the YUMMY BIRDS of Gollum....?

Sam-Eh...Lembas Bread.

And so they continued to eat that crap instead of Gollum's mordor exotic food,AH good ol' lembas bread the only crap the elves made usefull!

By:LordDarkNeko