Hello precious readers. I came upon this idea tonight and seeing as I have nothing to do I thought I'd jot down.it's very um interesting (?) fic based on the Wizard of Oz and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Hmm, this should be interesting…
Disclaimer: i don't own Buffy, the Wizard of Oz or anything by Sum 41. if i did they would all have a party! please don't sue me. i don't own the album "does this look infected" or the song "over my head(better off dead)"
AN: all the bold is actions and those ate song lyrics. R&R please
Opening credits….
Buffy Summers as Dorothy…
Willow Roseburg as… Glenda
William (Spike) Underwell as … The Scarecrow
Rupert Giles as… The cowardly Lion
Alexander (Xander) Harris…. The Tin Man
Daniel (Oz) Osbourne as… The Wizard
Joyce Summers as… Auntie Em
Glory as… The Wicked Witch Of the West
And…
Angel as Toto
Guest starring… Andrew (what's his name)? And Wesley Windom Pryce as … The Clip-Clip and Primp Girls.
And…
Anya somethingorother, Illeria (God king), Clem, The Gentlemen, Cordeilla Chase, Dawn Summers, Devon and a couple of lost umpa lumpas as… the Munchkins
And…
Jonathan as… the Crab Apple Trees
And…
Glory's scabby minions as … the flying monkeys
Sum 41 as… the guys flying in a rowboat in the storm
Now without further ado: The Wizard of Oz….
Summary: Everyone is trying to find out what happened to all the colour when Willow decides to go see Oz, who is now a gypsy to see if he can find out which of them has killed the colour. She brings everyone with her in order for Oz to get a proper reading…
Everyone is sitting in a cramped cara"van" trying not to sneeze.
Buffy: couldn't you have lit a few less sticks of incense? (Rubbing nose vigorously)
Oz: shrugs it helps with the effect
Buffy: what effect?
Oz: coughs um, no effect I can clears throat read the future
Angel: is anyone else itchy?
Giles: you have fleas remember?
Spike: Well, hurry up then before my lungs that don't work die again from smoke inhalation.
Willow: makes sure no one is looking and plugs in crystal ball
Oz: I see… I see…
Giles: nothing except fog…
Xander: I thought B came after C
Oz: bites his lip short people…
Willow: ooo like pigmies?
Oz: frowns and looks around
Spike: the only short people I see around here is gypsy boy over here
Oz: kicks everyone out of his Cara"van" for calling him short
Later on…(Buffy is at home)
Joyce: is looking very concerned and is listening to the radio a tornado has touched down in Sunnydale. Hmm, I wonder when the colour is gonna come back on…
Buffy: oh my! I must go outside and save that guy that lives in that very posh crypt runs outside into the storm
So Buffy runs and runs in the hurricane force winds to the graveyard, where she trips on a gravestone and hits her head. Suddenly the world goes blank…
Bum bum bum
Buffy wakes up and finds herself still in black and white, flying on a giant tombstone in the centre of the twister.
Glory: cackles, is flying on a minion
Buffy: frowns I thought I killed you…
Glory: disappears behind the pigs with wings
Sum 14: riding on a rowboat in the air playing their instruments
Derrick: Now I'm in over my head; for something I said; Completely misread; I'm better off dead; And now I can see; I think it could be; This hypocrisy is beginning to get to me
Buffy: sweet; but random…Finally, she lands and blacks out again…
Buffy wakes up still on the tombstone, but on top of someone else too.
Anya: hey! Girl that just landed on top of me, GET OFF!
Buffy: looks around hey the world is colour again.
Anya: blinks what? I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET OFF ME!
Buffy: oh right. Steps off the tombstone and into a pair of fuzzy bunny slippers
Anya: oh now she's stepped in it!
Buffy: so cute, can't take off…
Anya: gets up, hey you popped my pimple
Just then the whole 11 other munchkins cheer! And come out of their random teapot homes they are all really short
Devon: thank you from the bottom of our poor munchkin hearts! Goes up to Buffy (he's about a meter tall) and sticks his head in Buffy's cleavage
Illeria: you have saved us from the giant pustule
Buffy: too busy looking at the array of coloured faces to care.
Gentlemen #1: puts his (?) hand on Buffy's shoulder
Buffy: I killed you too…
Gentlemen: looks really sad
Dawn: Where did you come from?
Buffy: I don't know.
Suddenly Angel comes bounding up to them wearing a furry brown dog suit. Attempting to wag fake tail. Bark bark
Buffy: I don't think I'm in Sunnydale anymore…
That's the end of chapter 1! I'll update tomorrow