1 ~ Bat Family Shenanigans


"Where's my utility belt?!" Tim hollered stepping foot into the cave.

Dick kept typing and digging through the files on the computer going through them over and over trying to find something that would give him a clue for his case. He wasn't paying attention to what was going on.

"Dick, have you –"

"Not here. If you see Alfred I wasn't here."

"But –"

"Not here."

Tim wasn't one to complain but it was his turn for patrol. And Bruce wasn't going to be pleased so yea he had a right to groan across the cave.

"Honestly how do you lose one belt?"

"Damian, where is it?" Tim yelled spying the youngest bat brat hanging upside down on one of their training bars.

"Father's right not to take you out if he can't even trust you with one belt, Drake."

Before he had a chance to land his feet on the floor Tim had flung himself onto Damian. And soon they were rolling on the floor with a fistful of punches followed by several grunts and curses.

Dick tried to ignore them but when Damian pushed Tim onto the back of Dick's seat it caused him to smash the keyboard and lose the files of data he had uncovered.

"That's it," he yelled at the top of his lungs then he stood and grabbed both of them by their collars, "You two knock it off! Now! That's an order!"

"Dick it's his –"

"Zip it Tim!"

"You're one to talk Grayson."

"Listen you little –"

"What is going on down here?" And that was Alfred.

The butler must have quietly slipped through to the cave in the middle of their argument because not a single one of them had heard him come in.

"Master Timothy," Alfred sighed and continued, "Damian, and…"

The two of them were suddenly with their faces on the floor since Dick had vanished out of thin air.

"Where's Master Richard?"

"Who Dick?" Tim tried to false in a strange tone, "Haven't seen –"

"He's behind that absurd dinosaur thing we keep Pennysworth."

"Damian!" Dick hollered revealing himself.

It was another wild afternoon at the Wayne manor for the young Bat kids. But it was more of another messy night ahead for Alfred.