Hi everyone, first fanfic, hope you enjoy! English is not my first language so bare with me :)

Lucy's POV

"can this get anymore anoying?" I said to Happy "AYE"me and Happy were at the bar with Mira counting each shot glass that Natsu left lying on the floor.

Really it was pass midnight and for the thirth time Natsu is drunk, and believe me you dont want to see him…he gets more stupid every minute that passes.

"this is number 38, if Cana were here she would probably be really angry that he stole her emergency booze" (the Guild keeps an emergency booze for Cana and only for Cana she would probably kill any one if she doesn't keep drinking)

This was to much,first Gray beats with him that he would not last 18 shoots, after attempting to fly (17 shoot) he almost burn Mira's dress (21 shoot) he took all the jobs in the request board and hid them god knows where(27 shoot) he tried to cut and dye my hair pink! MY HAIR dammit (31 shoot) he was annoying to poor Levy saying she was a nerd,but Gajeel gave him a pice of his mine for that (35 shoots)

and then he almost evaporated Juvia (37 shoots)

If Erza where here she would stop all of this disaster on the 18 shoot. But she is gone in a mission with Wendy.

"HEY FIRE-BREATH STOP DRINKING WILL YOU!" Gray shouted when one chair hit him square in the face, well I think he diserves that, every one know how annoying Natsu can be when he drinks.

"M-Make mee..*hiccup* stripper" look Natsu can't even talk right now. "WHAT DID YOU CALLED ME IDIOT?!" oh boy this is going to get ugly.

"YOU K-K-KNOW WHAT I SAID *hiccup* ICE CUBE!" Natsu shouted while trying to hit Gray, but Gray kicked him in the face.

Normal POV

Everyone went quite watching Natsu lying unconscious on the floor.

"YEAH!" the Guild burst into cheers they where wainting for that to happend 2 hours ago.

"wow Gray I never thought that I would be thanking you for that" Lucy said while pointing to Natsu.

"next time is only water for him" Mira said

"WHAT NATSU YOU GAVE IN THAT EASY,THATS NOT MANLY!" Elfman shouted to Natsu.

"there will not be next time" Gray said in a low voice "what do you mean" Happy said while he was on top of Lucy's head. "Gray your close…" Lucy sweat drooped. "oh shit!"

"well gray-sama what do you mean there will not be next time" juvia said from no where.

"lets make a prank to him to show him, it will be our little revenge and I have the perfect plan for that"

"I am soo in he will pay for almost cutting my hair" Lucy said.

"Aye!"

"that is so manly"

soon Elfman, Mira, Juvia, Levy, Gajeel, Happy and Lucy agreed to Gray's plan.