Final FantaStupidity
Another short, pointless poem about magic from the deceased mind of Tuxedo Jack
DISCLAIMERS: I don't own this stuff, except the poem. Now shut up and read on.
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First you've got the magic Holy,
Which can't be used by the lowly
Then there is the spell Flare,
And that's not really here nor there
The mahou of Fire Two
Is something that you can't ignore,
And the spell Break will make your joints ache
Like they've been hit by a door
Ice Three is something to see
Icicles falling from the sky
And the spell Drain will help you gain
HP, to let you live, not die
A neat little Bolt streaks like a colt
To strike in the blink of an eye
Bolt Two and Bolt Three will most certainly
Obliterate your enemies; they'll fry
Aspil is nice, a roll of the dice
Will drain from them or from you
And Bersk attacks, it just slashes and hacks
Maybe we should go to Jikuu
Quick makes you fast, but it doesn't last,
So you must cast it again and again,
And Meteo calls comets into the halls
But your MP these two spells will drain
Fast Two's the best, you'll resist Almagest,
Neo-Exdeath's ultimate spell
But if you get hit, you're gonna yell "S(BLEEP)IT!"
'Cause it's gonna hurt like hell
Perhaps we should, maybe we could
Go to the magic known as Ao
What can it be? Oh, please, tell me...
I think it translates to Blue
You can't learn Blue magic, there's no discount attic
Enemies teach you this skill
You must have a mage with a magical cage
And pray he doesn't get killed
Level Four Grav Two is a great spell from Blue,
And a heck of a weight does it bear
Those who are afflicted will soon be addicted
When you are hit, you grow hair
Now I'm astounded, I'm truly confounded
And now I will write no more
A poem this inane drives me insane
And I fear I'll become quite a bore
I wrote this so you can get a clue,
And then I'll go flame Tim McLees
Please, I beg you, leave a review,
Or else I go back to hardcopies.
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Another piece of crap from the twisted mind of Tuxedo Jack
TuxedoJack@juno.com
Another short, pointless poem about magic from the deceased mind of Tuxedo Jack
DISCLAIMERS: I don't own this stuff, except the poem. Now shut up and read on.
***************************************************************************
First you've got the magic Holy,
Which can't be used by the lowly
Then there is the spell Flare,
And that's not really here nor there
The mahou of Fire Two
Is something that you can't ignore,
And the spell Break will make your joints ache
Like they've been hit by a door
Ice Three is something to see
Icicles falling from the sky
And the spell Drain will help you gain
HP, to let you live, not die
A neat little Bolt streaks like a colt
To strike in the blink of an eye
Bolt Two and Bolt Three will most certainly
Obliterate your enemies; they'll fry
Aspil is nice, a roll of the dice
Will drain from them or from you
And Bersk attacks, it just slashes and hacks
Maybe we should go to Jikuu
Quick makes you fast, but it doesn't last,
So you must cast it again and again,
And Meteo calls comets into the halls
But your MP these two spells will drain
Fast Two's the best, you'll resist Almagest,
Neo-Exdeath's ultimate spell
But if you get hit, you're gonna yell "S(BLEEP)IT!"
'Cause it's gonna hurt like hell
Perhaps we should, maybe we could
Go to the magic known as Ao
What can it be? Oh, please, tell me...
I think it translates to Blue
You can't learn Blue magic, there's no discount attic
Enemies teach you this skill
You must have a mage with a magical cage
And pray he doesn't get killed
Level Four Grav Two is a great spell from Blue,
And a heck of a weight does it bear
Those who are afflicted will soon be addicted
When you are hit, you grow hair
Now I'm astounded, I'm truly confounded
And now I will write no more
A poem this inane drives me insane
And I fear I'll become quite a bore
I wrote this so you can get a clue,
And then I'll go flame Tim McLees
Please, I beg you, leave a review,
Or else I go back to hardcopies.
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Another piece of crap from the twisted mind of Tuxedo Jack
TuxedoJack@juno.com