THE ZONE
(Where
normal things don't happen very often)
**If you
know how I write, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!**
**Note: If any of you
people know how I write, good luck reading this… I do not OWN Gundam Wing,
TenchiMuyo!, Pokemon, Sailor Moon or any other anime mentioned in this parody
of crazy things, but I do own the other charas in this. If I DID own any of
those shows, I wouldn't be sitting here writing this and letting my mind go to
waste thinking up all this stuff now would I? That's what I thought. **
Narrator: ~In a weird voice~ You may think you are entering a fiction that you are safe from dancing pink bunny suits and trees that walk, flying socks that commit crimes and blue hotdogs ~which can also be found in our school's cafeteria~ and talking rocks. Where clouds stay in the sky and grass is green. Where boy's do not have 3 foot long braids ~Duo told me to say that! Don't hurt me if you DO have a 3-foot long braid~ Where wind blows and fish swim. Where birds fly and bugs are tiny. And where bubble wrap and sporks aren't weapons! Well if you thought that you are VERY, VERY WRONG! You are entering THE ZONE! Where normal things don't happen very often!
Wufei
was standing next to a tree. He turned to it. "You are weak." He said. The tree
didn't move. "YOU ARE WEAK!" He said louder. The tree still didn't move. "FIGHT
ME, WEAKLING!" Wufei yelled. A tree branch fell on his head and knocked him to
the floor. "You are not weak…" Wufei stated, rubbing his head. The tree walked
away, smiling happily to itself. Wufei just stood there. "It was not weak." He
said to a flower. "No… He wasn't! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!" The flower
answered. Wufei stood there. He stared blankly at the orange grass and sighed.
"This is one strange place." He said, walking away.
Duo
blinked at a rock that was explaining the materials of matter to him. "Uhm…
That's nice.." He lied. He had no clue WHAT the rock was saying, but he had
nothing else to do. This world struck him as odd. "And people never knew how
smart we were because they didn't spend the time to sit and talk with us." The
rock finished. "But you, young one. You are different. You took the time to
talk. I will grant you a wish now." "Cool! I wish Relena would disappear!"
"Wish granted." Relena ran up to them and disappeared into thin air. "AWSOME!"
Duo yelled.
Quatre
watched as a parade of little pink bunny suits danced by. He rocked
disturbingly back and forth on a tree stump. "I'm just imagining it. Like I
imagined my doorstop talking to me. Yes… That's it." Quatre spotted Duo and
Wufei and ran up to them. "KEEP THEM AWAY FROM ME!" He yelled, pointing to the
parade of pink bunny suits. They stopped doing the polka and started what
looked like an Irish Jig. Duo stared at them, a question bubble bigger than his
head popped out of nowhere. "Uhm…" "Do you see them Duo? Do you see them too?"
Quatre said, running behind Trowa as he walked up to them. "Uh… Yeah… I see
them. I don't know what I see, but I see them." Duo answered. "Do you like
them?" A voice asked. "AH! IT'S HIM AGAIN! DUO, HIDE ME!!!!" Quatre hid behind
Duo. "Uhh…" Trowa looked around. "What was that?" "I am Doctor
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. I created those little masterpieces. They are
called THE SCARY LITTLE PINK DANCING BUNNY SUITS THAT PARADE AROUND MAKING
PEOPLE THINK THEY'RE CRAZY!" The voice answered. Quatre shuddered. Morgan
peered around a tree holding on of the bunny suits. It struggled in her hands
fighting to get away. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GUNDAM DEATHSCYTHE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING!? THE INSANE ASYLEM HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR WEEKS!" Morgan
yelled, stepping out from the shadows, grabbing Dr. ABCD… --I'm just gunna call
him Alphabet now… I don't wanna type 26 letters just for a crazy scientist that
belong to the IA and isn't even one of the main charas.— by his hair. "K… I am very disappointed with you." Morgan sighed, letting the
bunny suit join his friends. "You work for them now?" Duo asked, the question
bubble popping and the question bubble falling on his head…
I
am going to make you go crazy trying to read tiny, fine print now!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay… Maybe not. If I get enough reviews, I will continue to
chapter 2… CHECK BACK FOR MORE '''''MAYBE'''''