Pip was sitting all alone during lunchtime again. No one liked him, the only time someone would talk to him was to insult him. He was a kind, young gentlemen that wanted to have some friends. He was now 16, he only had hints of his British accent and was slowly getting used to being a loner.
"Here you go Stan," Cartman said handing him an envelope.
"Here's yours Kenny," Cartman said with a smile. Everyone knew it was Cartman's birthday on Saturday and he was throwing a massive party again.
"And here's yours Pip." Cartman said holding an envelope. Pip felt so excited, he had never been invited to Eric's birthday party. He sometimes would stand on the fence next to the party and observe all the happy children, wishing he was there himself.
"Oh whoops." Cartman said lighting it on fire with a lighter before stepping on it to put it out.
"Well thank you for going through the trouble of writing one out for me." Pip said as Cartman gave out a laugh. Kenny looked at Pip confused but then again British people were always weird. He didn't know why Pip was so calm and kind even when people did things like that.
"Cartman, you're an asshole." Kenny said looking at the blond boy who looked close to crying.
"Well I guess you don't want your invitation either." Cartman said with a smile.
"No, not unless Pip has one too."
"Stop joking around, I need you to get the new Terrance and Philip DVD." Cartman said handing Wendy and Bebe their invitations.
"I'm not joking," Kenny says annoyed.
"BUT I want TERRANCE AND PHILLIP DVD." Cartman whined.
"Then Pip will have to come." Kenny said.
"Fine, but Pip, you better get me a good gift. I will slap your face if it's a book." Cartman said annoyed.
"Ok class, settle down… we are going to start by having a history lesson. 8 years ago which evil super being tried to take over the world?" Mr Garrison who had recently been promoted to high school teacher asked. Pip immediately raised his hand.
"Yes Pip?"
"Satan tried to take over the world but Jesus beat him and Satan returned to hell a much richer prince of darkness, Sir."
"Very good Pip, see children not everyone is a dumb ass in this class, just most of you."
"Well that's only cause French people don't have T.Vs" Cartman said with a laugh.
"I'm not French."
"Shut up you cheese eating surrender monkey. God damn you frogs suck." Cartman said.
"Cartman… you got to learn to shut up." Kenny said annoyed. Pip felt happy that Kenny had stood up for him today more than once. At lunchtime he wanted to thank Kenny and was able to find him chatting away with his friends.
"I'm sorry to bother you Kenny but can I say something?"
"Sure…" Kenny replied with a smile.
"Uhh… Kenny… thanks," Pip said with a smile.
"Go away pip, no one likes you." Cartman says.
"Yeah what kind of name is Pip anyways?" Stan asked. Pip was sure he explained why his name was Pip.
"Oh I'm sorry." Pip said walking away. Kenny got up from his seat and followed him.
"You shouldn't worry about them to much…" Kenny said.
"But everybody hates me." Pip replies depressed.
"I don't hate you." Kenny said with a smile. Pip looked at the blonde boy for a second, he was 5 ft 11, a few inches over Pip themselves, his eyes had the calmest blue he has evey seen and his lips form a smile the most magical way. "He is my only friend," Pip thought to himself.
"Thanks Kenny. Would you like to come over to my house on Friday, we can have jolly fun." Pip said excited. Kenny didn't want to hang out with Pip though, its not that Pip was a bad kid or anything it's just that he is kind of…. Lame.
"Sure Pip," Kenny said feeling a little bit sorry for the friendless boy.
"Wow thanks, I'll see you at 7, it will be good fun." Pip was about to walk away when he felt Kenny's hand on his shoulder.
"You shouldn't let people walk all over you." Kenny says.
"I don't want to hurt people's feelings." Pip said.
"So you let them hurt yours?" Kenny asked. Kenny let go of Pip and walked back to the table his friends were at.
"What was that about?" Kyle asked.
"You guys shouldn't be a dick to Pip, I feel sorry for him."
"But he is a stupid Frog." Cartman said.
"He isn't French, he is British… he hates French people."
"French, British… its all a bunch of Europe hippie crap." Cartman said.
"Why do you want to be nice to Pip all of a sudden? You ripped on him before as well."
"I just think it's time to stop." The bell rang and everyone slowly started to walk back to class.