HEY OMG JUST REALISED I COPIED AND PASTED THE WRONG FREAKING CHAPTER 1! HERE IS THE RIGHT ONE :3
Ever since he was young, Phil had the ability to completely zone out from the horrors of real life. If he got scared, he would simply close his eyes and sit on his bed, travelling to the utterly perfect "Philland". It may not be the most creative name, but he was young when he made his first trip and certainly not in the mood to be doing anything creative. Through-out his life Phil had developed Philland to his dream world. Every last detail was something able to make him smile a great deal if it were to appear in real life. It had started off as just a ski resort with a little wooden shack, but soon he started to dream big. It went through phases of playboy mansion, his own personal theme park and oddly enough, dragon city (another original name there). These many places were pleasing to Phil but the one he escaped to the most, that exhilarated him and made him feel new, was still named Philland, but very unique. Ever since Phil had met his best friend Dan, Dan had worked his way into Philland, sometimes taking up the entire population! This Philland contained vast amounts of Dan. In fact, Dan happened to be married to Phil in Philland. They lived together much like in real life, but this time they both had a ring on their fingers, and a smile on their faces, and occasionally a boner that was dealt with by the other half. Phil liked it this way. To be honest, if you looked, closely, you would have seen that there were only three differences between real life and Philland.
Dan loved Phil as much as Phil loved Dan.
Phil had abs.
They didn't have to pay for anything, nor did the fans.
Phil would escape there for hours at a time, and each time a new and perfect journey would unfold.
Phil woke up one morning and decided it was time to make an escape to Philland, so he lay quietly under his covers and focused on waking up in an alternative way.
"Morning sunshine" said Dan.
"Hello!" Smiled Phil, giving Dan a quick peck on the lips. Even that gave him real time butterflies.
"I was thinking of porridge for breakfast. You want some?"
"Might as well."
"Go make it then." Laughed Dan.
"Oi!" Phil scrunched up his nose. "Hate you"
Phil's wonderful dream was interrupted. This time by the real Dan.
"PHIIIL!" Phil jumped in his bed. He truly wanted to finish that. Porridge sounded so good.
"What?" Phil yawned.
"You want some porridge?"
"Okay, that is awesome." Thought Phil. "Weird though."
"It's using soy millllllk!" Tempted Dan.
"Of course I do!"
"Good, I'll call you when it's done."
That was utterly awesome. Phil decided he had time to dream for a while longer.
"You wanna film more Dil today?" Asked dream Dan.
"yea, sounds great." Phil smiled.
Phil loved filming Dil. It was always just so laid back, with the occasional fire. It felt in real life, and in Philland, that they both had sense of control and could work together happily. Phil rolled over and saw Dan by his side. That was the one thing he wished for.
"READY!" Phil was being interrupted again, but he was okay with that. He got up wearily and sat at the real life table.
"Why thank you, sir." Said Phil in a posh voice as Dan laid down a bowl of warm porridge.
"You wanna film more Dil today?" Asked Dan.
Phil almost spat out his porridge. This was getting quite odd.
"Yea" Said Phil, confused.
"You okay?" Dan questioned.
"Yea, its just… things from my "dreams" have been happening"
"How many?"
"Just 2."
"Nothing to worry about then." Dan said and carried on with his porridge.