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Warning: OOC, Hints of Incest, Hints at yaoi, yeah…
Deep Philosophical Discussions With Sasuke
By: Mishkoret
"And then Deidara smacked me and said I wasn't compassionate enough. Can you believe that? How dare he imply that I don't treat him with compassion? I haven't killed him yet have I?"
"Mmm Hmm, Honey, I know how you feel. Men are just so much trouble."
"Well let me tell you! I'm about to go back to women if he keeps treating me like this!"
The two looked at each other and grimaced. "NAH! Too much trouble! Plus that boy has a nice ass."
"So, Otouto, how are with Naru-chan going?"
"Don't call him Naru-chan! They are going fine, thank you."
"So… did I interrupt anything this morning?"
"Only a blow job, Aniki."
"Oh, good, glad to know I didn't ruin your morning."
"So did you want purple or another color."
"Hmmm, I think I'll stay with purple, Sasuke."
"Good choice Itachi." Sasuke swiped the brush over Itachi's nails and within moments they were done.
"Oh, Sasu-chan they are so glossy, you always have the best nail polish."
"I'm glad you like it Ita-kun." Then Itachi glomped Sasuke and screamed, "Oh, I just love you Sasuke!"
The door squeaked open.
"Um, what are two doing?"
It was then that Itachi and Sasuke noticed their… compromising position.
"Wait, Naruto, I can explain."
"If you two are gonna be incestuous, then either you do elsewhere or I get to join."
"It wasn't like that." Sasuke yelled out.
"Now where did I put those handcuffs."
A/N:
Mishka: Wow…
Anchoret: Indeed…
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