I don't own Will and Grace blah blah blah. I do own Nick and Oren and Shina though. Just please don't sue me.
Will and Grace at their apartment:
"Damnit Grace! I told you not to leave the curling iron on!" Will said running out of the bathroom with Grace's curling iron in his hand. Grace was sitting at the table starring at soggy cereal. She looked up at Will.
"Nick dumped me." Grace said. She put her chin in her hands and stared off into space. Just then, Jack burst through the door in his usual crazy way.
"Oh my God! Guess who just got asked out by the hottest flower shop guy!" Jack said excitedly.
"O gee. I wonder." Will said sarcasticaly.
"Me! I need more coffee! I'll go tell Karen!" Jack said, grabbed the coffee pot and ran out to find Karen.
"The pot was empty." Will said scartching his head.
Karen and Grace at their work:
"Twig! Grab me some of that paper for this order." Karen said to Grace taking a sip of her martini. Grace passed her the paper and sat staring off into space.
"Honey are you allright? I just insulted your twiggish body and you didn't say anything back. This isn't our routine." Karen said getting up from her desk and walking over to Grace.
"Nick dumped me. He dumped me for Oren Opathy." Grace said and leaned her head up agianst the wall.
"Another gay one Grace?" Karen said. Grace nodded. "Oh so many jokes! Must not say them!" Karen grabbed her bag and ran out of the room. Just then, Jack walked in.
"Hey Grace. I heard Karen screaming 'another gay one!' in the hall so I came to see who it was." Jack said looking around. "But it appears that I'm the only gay one here."
"What happened to the flower shop guy from this morning?" Grace said confused.
"Well he wasn't really my type. He didn't read Vogue or like Cher." Jack said with a disgusted look on his face. He sat on the desk and crossed his legs. "What kind of man doesn't like Vogue or Cher?"
"You're not the only one who got dumped by a gay guy." Grace said sadly.
"Grace, 3 things. 1. Jack McFarlan does not get dumped, he does the dumping. 2. Another gay guy! And 3. What's his number? I've been checking out his ass since you started dating him." Jack said. Grace sighed and gave him his number.
"You better watch out because he dumped me for Oren Opathy."
"Oren Opathy? Oh please Grace give me a challenge." Jack grabbed the paper off the desk and waltzed out of the room waving it. Grace sighed, grabbed her coat and went home to catch some soap operas.
Meanwhile Karen and Jack are walking through the streets:
"Hi! I'm Shina and I'm collecting money for my girl scouts. Can you two buy some cookies?" A little girl in a girl scout uniform came up to Jack and Karen.
"Oh! How cute. You know I was a girl scout once. They wouldn't let me stay though since I wasn't technicaly a girl." Jack said. Karen opened up her wallet and took out a penny.
"Here hun go buy yourself some nice shampoo you got things growing all in your head." Karen said and threw the penny at Shina and Karen and Jack kept walking.
"Can you believe Nick Linlei is gay? I mean really, Grace has dated more gay guys than you!" Karen said.
"Back up Kar. No one has dated more gay guys than me." Jack said. "You wanna bitch it out girlie because I could take you!"
"Calm down Elton John. What you still worked up about Vince? I mean come on." Karen said and bought a martini from a street vendor.
"No Kare. Grace is setting me up with Nick I don't need Vince. I mean, anyone who doesn't like Cher is not good enough for Jack McFarlan." Jack said triumphantly.
Back at Grace and Will's:
"No Philop! Forget about Chloe! She likes Brady!" Grace was watching Days Of Our Lives curled up on the coach with a bag full of candy. Will walks in for his lunch brake.
"Hey Grace. Feeling any better?" Will said going through the mail.
"It's 1:30, I'm at home in my jammies watching soap operas talking to the tv." Grace said and smiled. "Any good mail?"
"You got a bill from Visa, a letter from your mom and a Mademoiselle. Oops. The Mademoiselle is mine." Will said and gave Grace her mail. "Hey I'll make you some good food. Anything special you want?"
"Anything with alchohol. I think I'll pull a Karen and drink away my problems." Grace said and lay down. The phone rang. "Can you get it Will?" Will grabbed the phone.
"Yello?… Nick?… ya I heard you're gay?…" Will said into the phone.
"Give me that!" Grace yelled and grabbed the phone.
"Grace?" Grace heard Nick's voice through the phone.
Well that's chapter one! Find out why Nick is calling in chapter 2!!! Please R&R!!!!
Will and Grace at their apartment:
"Damnit Grace! I told you not to leave the curling iron on!" Will said running out of the bathroom with Grace's curling iron in his hand. Grace was sitting at the table starring at soggy cereal. She looked up at Will.
"Nick dumped me." Grace said. She put her chin in her hands and stared off into space. Just then, Jack burst through the door in his usual crazy way.
"Oh my God! Guess who just got asked out by the hottest flower shop guy!" Jack said excitedly.
"O gee. I wonder." Will said sarcasticaly.
"Me! I need more coffee! I'll go tell Karen!" Jack said, grabbed the coffee pot and ran out to find Karen.
"The pot was empty." Will said scartching his head.
Karen and Grace at their work:
"Twig! Grab me some of that paper for this order." Karen said to Grace taking a sip of her martini. Grace passed her the paper and sat staring off into space.
"Honey are you allright? I just insulted your twiggish body and you didn't say anything back. This isn't our routine." Karen said getting up from her desk and walking over to Grace.
"Nick dumped me. He dumped me for Oren Opathy." Grace said and leaned her head up agianst the wall.
"Another gay one Grace?" Karen said. Grace nodded. "Oh so many jokes! Must not say them!" Karen grabbed her bag and ran out of the room. Just then, Jack walked in.
"Hey Grace. I heard Karen screaming 'another gay one!' in the hall so I came to see who it was." Jack said looking around. "But it appears that I'm the only gay one here."
"What happened to the flower shop guy from this morning?" Grace said confused.
"Well he wasn't really my type. He didn't read Vogue or like Cher." Jack said with a disgusted look on his face. He sat on the desk and crossed his legs. "What kind of man doesn't like Vogue or Cher?"
"You're not the only one who got dumped by a gay guy." Grace said sadly.
"Grace, 3 things. 1. Jack McFarlan does not get dumped, he does the dumping. 2. Another gay guy! And 3. What's his number? I've been checking out his ass since you started dating him." Jack said. Grace sighed and gave him his number.
"You better watch out because he dumped me for Oren Opathy."
"Oren Opathy? Oh please Grace give me a challenge." Jack grabbed the paper off the desk and waltzed out of the room waving it. Grace sighed, grabbed her coat and went home to catch some soap operas.
Meanwhile Karen and Jack are walking through the streets:
"Hi! I'm Shina and I'm collecting money for my girl scouts. Can you two buy some cookies?" A little girl in a girl scout uniform came up to Jack and Karen.
"Oh! How cute. You know I was a girl scout once. They wouldn't let me stay though since I wasn't technicaly a girl." Jack said. Karen opened up her wallet and took out a penny.
"Here hun go buy yourself some nice shampoo you got things growing all in your head." Karen said and threw the penny at Shina and Karen and Jack kept walking.
"Can you believe Nick Linlei is gay? I mean really, Grace has dated more gay guys than you!" Karen said.
"Back up Kar. No one has dated more gay guys than me." Jack said. "You wanna bitch it out girlie because I could take you!"
"Calm down Elton John. What you still worked up about Vince? I mean come on." Karen said and bought a martini from a street vendor.
"No Kare. Grace is setting me up with Nick I don't need Vince. I mean, anyone who doesn't like Cher is not good enough for Jack McFarlan." Jack said triumphantly.
Back at Grace and Will's:
"No Philop! Forget about Chloe! She likes Brady!" Grace was watching Days Of Our Lives curled up on the coach with a bag full of candy. Will walks in for his lunch brake.
"Hey Grace. Feeling any better?" Will said going through the mail.
"It's 1:30, I'm at home in my jammies watching soap operas talking to the tv." Grace said and smiled. "Any good mail?"
"You got a bill from Visa, a letter from your mom and a Mademoiselle. Oops. The Mademoiselle is mine." Will said and gave Grace her mail. "Hey I'll make you some good food. Anything special you want?"
"Anything with alchohol. I think I'll pull a Karen and drink away my problems." Grace said and lay down. The phone rang. "Can you get it Will?" Will grabbed the phone.
"Yello?… Nick?… ya I heard you're gay?…" Will said into the phone.
"Give me that!" Grace yelled and grabbed the phone.
"Grace?" Grace heard Nick's voice through the phone.
Well that's chapter one! Find out why Nick is calling in chapter 2!!! Please R&R!!!!