WANTED

Two men
One of Order
One of Disorder
To take the places of the gods
Soulstone and Doomednoob.
The "Become a God!" competition will begin in one moon's time
On the island of Karamja, specifically the volcanic area.

Two men out of thousands will be picked for brains, brawn, and public appeal

After a series of difficult obstacles.
Be there, or be the only man on Runescape who isn't!

"Yes, that sounds very good." The man said, nodding. He was old, with a beard as white as your grannie's fresh artic bunny cake. He wore green robes and held a staff with a matching orb. His eyes ran of wisdom and experience, and his face showed a long life. Guthix, god of balance, looked at the boy in front of him, "Procrast, spread the word of this all throughout Runescape, from the Ghosts to the Gnomes, and the Elves to the Dwarves. Use flyers, propaganda, subliminal advertising, all that. I don't want a single person to miss this!" He waved his hands, dismissing the boy.

One Procrast was gone, he sank back in his chair, his long white fingers rubbing his forehead. It had been such a long week with Doom and Soul finally giving up their position of God. After all, it was a very difficult job. They had managed to hold it for over a millenia at least. The one thing that was always on his mind was if they could find replacements strong enough for the job.

A loud knock on the door pulled him away from his thoughts, "Entry granted." Guthix reponded.

Two boys entered the room, their neat orange cloathing marking servant-rank. Guthix nodded their permission to speak. The first began, "My name is Fox, and this is my fellow servant Pat." They bowed in respect, "We seek your approval from our Kings to seek war between Canifis and Al Kharid. Our lords would rather us not bother you with this, but as there is no God of Disorder to consult, you were the only one we could ask.

Guthix waved his hand for him to stop speaking, "No wars at this time! Once we've gotten a new God of Disorder, take it up with him." He forced a smile, hoping to hint to the boys that the conversation was over.

"Err, meaning no respect sir, but we've been planning this way for-"

"OUT!" flames burst at their feet, sending them running out the door. Guthix stretched his legs out lazily and closed his eyes. The candlelight in the room set a calming tone for him, which was exactly what he needed. Once these new gods were picked- the better!

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AN: As I promised, short! If you're curious (though you're probably not):

Guthix (Runescape owns him) – God of Balance
Soulstone (friend's internet boyfriend. He's st00pid but nice!) – God of Order
Doomednoob (THE kewlest guy I know!! Well… Besides Cameron XD ) – God of Disorder
Procrast (really nice guy!) -- #1 assistant of Guthix
Fox (Friend with big ears! He's kewl too) – Servant under the King of Canifis
Pat (Friend who is amazing at the guitar and piano!) – Servant under the King of Al Kharid

And another "Toomuchinfo" fact, the gods couldn't handle the "No bathroom breaks during God-Time" rule.

Preview!
Next one has my favorite character in it. He's based on someone I absolutely hate -evil laugh-
If you watch TV enough you'll get my silly jokes!