Hey, it's me again, Bagels the Penguin. It's been a while since I got to talk to you guys. Hello!
There aren't as many people around today, but that's ok!
My family is getting bigger and bigger! There's me, and Waffles, and another Penguin, and another penguin...I think?
The other two penguins that aren't me, the statue and the dog toy...don't have names yet. we should totally name them.
Let's see...I'm gonna name this one Beaksworth...and this one...um...Veronica. The dog toy one is a girl penguin!
Or not, it's not really up to me to decide.
They don't talk much, but they're super friendly!
Have you seen Brave Fencer Musashi? He's so cool! All his friends call him "sir little turd." Whatever that means!
He's kinda mean to everyone but everyone likes him anyways!
They like him so much they want him to do everything for them.
Literally everything! It's like nobody in this world can do anything on their own!
He gets so tired he just sleeps in the middle of the street! What is he, homeless or something?!
No wait, I'm pretty sure he is homeless.
Musashi ends up dying a lot, but it's ok, because with save states, he has the power of a god!
That's some Omega-Flowey bullshit right there!
Oh! Oh! have you heard about Tim?
Apparently Tim is awful.
I don't know why, but Nico and a lot of picky penguins think so.
I guess that's because he isn't grateful for being saved?
But isn't that what being a hero is about? Doing things because they're right, and without any promise of thanks?
Huh...really makes you think, doesn't it?
Oh, and did you hear?!
I HAVE A FUCKING MACHINE GUN FACE!
Yeah, I totally had it the whole time.
I used it to defeat the evil Mr. Ant!
I was gonna wait for Nico, but he was too busy playing with action figures.
Anyways, I'm going to go spend time with my family now! I wanted to keep this short and sweet.
Or should I say...Simple and Clean.
It's a Kingdom Hearts reference, Nico. If you've never heard the song.
Bye guys, bye!
We're getting a puppy! I'M SO EXCITED!
Hey Nico, glad you read my story, if you did. Hope you liked it! You've made such a great community and I'm so glad to be even a small part of it. You've done a really great thing and I hope you have fun with the puppy!