Okay, so this is a series of short, short stories based on the FFA Valentine's Day thread on /vp/. We took requests and all filled in as many as we could or whicheverones interested us the most. I've got six and they're all included here, chapter names as pairings. They're all friendship/subtle relationship ones as opposed to full romantic. Enjoy.

Disclaimer as usually, not mine, so on and so forth.

Morty/Eusine (subtle hints)


"Eusine."

"What?"

"Say 'Suicune' one more time today and see what happens."

"But that group of Hikers saw him just past Mount Mortar! It's less than a twenty minute walk from here!" Eusine was gesturing wildly as he paced the kitchen. Morty looked on, unamused, while he nursed a cup of tea. They hadn't even finished breakfast yet.

"I don't care. And I wouldn't care if he was in our bed when we woke up this morning." Morty took a slow mouthful of the hot drink and returned the mug to the table. "Actually, I would care. But the upside would be that then you'd be free to sleep on the couch with Suicune as a pillow for the rest of time, understood?"

Eusine had stopped moving so much and was instead leaning back against the sink, his arms folded over his chest with an expression on his face that Morty knew to mean he hadn't quite understood the point; he was going to try and respond to what had obviously been a rhetorical question.

"Have you seen the size of Suicune? He wouldn't fit on the couch we've got let alone with me trying to sleep there as well." He sounded so matter-of-fact that Morty was incapable of responding for a minute or two. "What? What's wrong?"

"It's my fucking birthday!"

Eusine opened his mouth to say something, but he chose this point to stay silent. It was probably the worst move he could have made.

"I'll just move my pillow to the couch."