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Pairing G/V
A/U -Hell hath no fury...
Chi Chi's Rage
I paid the investigator well.
(It was worth every penny)
Years of my life invested
(all for nothing)
What can I tell our sons?
(and not disgust them)
I've suspected all along
(but could prove nothing)
Strange disappearances and odd excuses
(do I look like a fool)
Lousy saiyan coward
(chickenshit warrior)
You can face Cell down
(but not me)
No more tears
(rage burns me now)
Cretin! Too scared to confess
(but not too scared to stop)
I found out the hard way
(from Bulma, of all people)
She knew for a long time
(and kept it quiet)
Maybe I should finish her, too
(make it a family affair)
Bringing me false kisses
(my pride is hurt)
Fake smiles and love
(Two faced saiyan dog)
My heart pounds
(as I make the decision)
I follow the lead given
(to a hotel downtown)
I check with the desk clerk
(You check in as 'Smith)
How original
(I'm a 'Smith' too)
I head to your room
(the world turns red)
The door is unlocked
(a costly mistake)
I know what I'll see
(and still am not prepared)
I turn to stone at the sight
(Hot monkey love)
You'll pay for this humiliation
(a fatal mistake)
I call you out
(your expressions are priceless)
I raise my .45
(you shout for me to stop)
Who gives a damn what you say?
(you're dead meat, mister)
I cock the trigger
(You stare in fear)
Mighty saiyans, scared of an earth woman
(I love the feeling)
You try to explain
(I warn you to lie still)
Vegeta pleads his case
(beg me, sucker)
I'm feeling generous
(I'll allow one last kiss)
Before I blow you away
(and laugh as you die)
I see your panic
(you grab each other)
Die in each other's arms?
(How romantic. How pathetic)
I pull the trigger
(bye bye, now)
My shot goes off
(blows a crater in the bed)
But you're gone in a flash
(damn that instant transmission)
I blow the smoke from my gun
(you were lucky this time)
But I'll be around
(you have to show up sometime)
And when you do
(I'll finish the job)
First things first
(I'll go see Bulma!)
THE END