A/N: Another idea in my head. Wish me luck.

All suggestions welcome!

Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers or Azumanga Daioh.


Jazz sighed as he walked down the hall of the Autobot Academy with Prowl.

"Ugh... Another school year. Be ready for anything."

"Jazz, just hurry up and get to your class." Prowl hit Jazz's helm with his datapad.

"Fine, fine."


"Hey younglings!" Jazz said, writing his name on his datapad and transmitting it to the students' datapads. "Mah designation's Jazz, the homeroom teacher for class 3! If there's anything ya wanna know, jus' ask!"

A student in the front row stood up and said, "Umm, I was wondering..."

"Okay, stop right there!" Jazz shouted at the student. "Sorry, but mah Spark is off-limits!"

"Umm... but..."

"That's not to say mah Spark is anything to be ashamed of, though. In fact, it's pretty stellar, if Ah do say so mahself." Jazz just went on as if he didn't hear the student.

"Oh, but listen to me go on and on! You shameless, suck-up, you!" Jazz laughed.

The student hurried to talk. "No, actually, i was wondering why you aren't next door. This is class 4."