DISCLAIMER: Excel Saga belongs to Koshi Rikdo.
~ Wash Yo Ass ~
Ilpalazzo was trying to play a dating sim video game on his handheld gaming device of indeterminate brand, but was distracted by the cacophony emanating from the bathroom. His henchwoman-slash-girlfriend was currently taking a shower and sing-shouting at what he knew to be only the middle of her lungs:
"Wash yo ass, wash yo ass,
Don't forget to wash yo ass!
Wash yo ass, wash yo ass,
Not just the cheeks, scrub that crack!
Wash yo ass, wash yo ass,
Don't forget to wash yo ass!
Wash yo ass, wash yo ass,
Use gentle soap that won't burn your hole!
Wash yo ass, wash yo ass,
Don't forget to wash yo ass!"
After nearly twenty minutes of listening to that on endless repeat, the song ended abruptly. Soon after, Excel entered the living room wearing nothing but a bath towel. As she sat down on the couch and began to dry her hair with a second towel, Ilpalazzo stood up and headed for the bathroom.
Excel shouted after him, "Ilpalazzo-sama, you didn't have wait until I was finished in the shower if you had a bathroom emergency!"
"I wouldn't have!" he shouted back. "I just remembered that I forgot to wash my ass!"
~end~
A/N: Lyrics to the song "Wash Yo Ass" were written by Lamia.