The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
The Temple was empty. Darth Plagueis felt a wave of heavy lament. Sidious had been gone for a very long time. Too long. Naturally, Plagueis worried for his beloved apprentice, for he had taught his apprentice everything he knew.
At last! A holocall. The signature reads as if it were from Darth Sidious. Plagueis jumped in excitement. He had been waiting weeks for this. He inched his finger towards the button to answer the intercom.
"Sidious, is that you? Are you finally here?" Plagueis asked excitedly.
"Oh yes, my master! Of course!" Sidious said, with absolute zeal in his voice.
Plagueis was extremely excited. He thought he would die before being able to feel the warm embrace of Sidious again. Plagueis quickly finished up his tasks on his holoterminal and greeted Sidious at the Temple Entrance.
"Lord Plagueis! I am very, VERY glad to see you..." Sidious said as he trailed off.
"Ah, Sidious. I've missed you very much."
Sidious inched towards Plagueis, and they hugged eachother with infinite passion. Their force powers accelerated increasingly as their passions multiplied.
"I have a surprise for you, Sidious." Said Plagueis, as he seductively strutted towards the bed he had prepared for Darth Sidious.
"Oh, for me? Wonderful. We will have a great time!" Sidious exclaimed.
Both of them quickly hopped into the bed and took off their garments. Plagueis laid down on the bed while Sidious loomed over him.
Darth Plagueis licked his lips, "Oh, Sidious... You were always such a good apprentice... Now embrace me in our passions!"
Darth Sidious smiled. He struck the ceiling with a blast of Force Lightning, and took out his throbbing saber. Darth Sidious' large red saber pulsed with passion. He thrusted, with all of his force power and zeal, into the crevasse of Darth Plagueis. Darth Plagueis moaned with all the power of the Dark Side.
Darth Plagueis roared with cries of absolute pleasure. "YES, SHEEV, YES! HARDER! HARDER!". Darth Sidious could only do so much. The sparks of Sidious' long saber electrified the insides of Plagueis. Darth Plagueis screamed while laughing uncontrollably.
The echoes of Darth Plagueis still resounded in the cold, dead Temple as Plagueis and Sidious cuddled up to eachother in their warm bed, passionaly kissing eachother. Small sparks of lightning flew from Sidious' fingertips as his excitement refused to waver.
But Sidious knew what he came for. He used Plagueis for his pleasure but had an alterior motive. He had to abide by the Rule of Two. He had to abide by Darth Bane.
"Oh... Plagueis... I regret I must do this."
Sidious electrocuted Plagueis, his unlimited power coursing through his veins and causing infinite pain to Plagueis.
"WHAT? Sheev? How... Could..."
Sidious killed Plagueis with tears streaming down his face. "I am sorry... My prince..."
Plagueis' lifeless body dropped to the ground, and Sidious dropped to his knees.
"Ironic."