A/N: Yo! Here is another new story from yours truly, Harem Lord! Please enjoy, I was writing the chapter of my DC/Harry crossover, and I just had to get it out of here.

I hope that you all enjoy!

Summary: What if the Dursleys had taken Harry to Arkham during one of their business trips to Gotham? What would Harry turn out like, how would the villains be influenced by him?

Warnings: Abuse, Torture, cussing, violence, innuendo, and gore

Pairings: Harry/harem

Disclaimer: I do not own any of this except for the stuff that I create.

Please enjoy!

Chapter 1

Harry should have known that it was too good to last.

He had been taken to Gotham since Ms. Figg had broken her leg and none of Petunia's other friends could take him in.

His 'family' had been forced to take him with them to Gotham.

It had gone well enough so far, nothing unnatural and no punishments, but that was when they passed an asylum and Vernon got an idea.

He had parked the family by the Asylum and then had the guards come and take Harry in.

Harry had tried to protest, but no one took a kid seriously.

The guards just tossed him in a cell block and left him.

Of course, the block that he was stuck in was the one where the most dangerous criminals were.

Harry just sat in the back of his cell and looked around curiously.

He wasn't old enough to understand fear, so he wasn't scared of any of them.

Poison Ivy looked out of her cell in curiosity. It had been awhile since they had gotten a new inmate, and, unless there was someone new, everyone was already there.

"Hey," She called out.

She didn't really expect anyone to come out, so imagine her surprise when a kid's head poked out of the cell.

"Yes ma'am," He said softly.

"What are you doing in here with us?" Ivy asked.

The rest of the inmates had just taken to watching the interaction without doing anything.

It wasn't often that someone was admitted if it wasn't them, and for someone so young to be admitted, well, that never happened.

"I dunno, I was just put here by my uncle, he said that I needed help since I'm a freak." Harry said.

The joker was mad at that. He knew the signs of abuse even better than a psychiatrist and recognized the signs when it was seen.

"Did he ever hit you, kid?" He asked in a voice that none of them had ever heard from him.

The kid looked down at that and didn't respond.

The Joker just growled at that even louder than before and grabbed his bars so hard that his hands were white.

"Is there anything that might make him say that you were a freak?" The riddler asked.

Harry thought and said, "Well, I've always been able to adjust quickly to anything, I don't have to eat as much as other people, I can make things happen by thinking about them, and strange things always happen around me."

Every one of the villains looked up at that. It wasn't so often that someone that powerful was found.

"Kid, how about we show you the ropes around here," Alice said. (Note: In this world, I am making Alice the villain instead of the Mad Hatter)

Harry just shrugged and said, "Okay."

That was the start of his unique situation.

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A few years later…

"Alfred, what is the situation in the prison?" Batman asked.

He was still trying to figure out why the top villains weren't trying to escape.

"No one has escaped yet." Alfred reported diligently.

Batman growled again, this wasn't making any sense. Normally there was a break out at least once a day, but it had been silent for several years. The only one that was making escapes was Killer Croc.

Not even Rubber tried to escape. (Note: A woman got changed by the Joker gas this time and she got the power to change her form like rubber, and she has all the abilities that Clayface had.)

That was the strange part, Bruce, being the ever uptight and paranoid man that he is, believed that they were plotting something.

The truth was much simpler.

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Harry laughed as Ivy tickled him with her vines again.

They had changed the cell block that they were in into a more…friendly place.

The more powerful villains loved being around Harry and wouldn't let anyone touch him.

The last one who had tried was killed in a very painful way by Rubber of all people.

Rubber was a Hispanic woman that had long red hair and blue eyes.

At first, she had tried to been hesitant to be around Harry.

However, after the accident with the man who tried to hurt Harry and she stopped him, the two of them were as close as could be.

Rubber even made nice with the Joker and was friends with Harley and Ivy, as well as Selina, who had been put in there when she had finally been found by Batman.

The woman had been shocked about the way that Arkham turned out to be, it wasn't anywhere as bad as she had heard that it was!

The villains had all explained that the police had finally figured out that Harry was innocent of any wrong doing that his uncle had said. However, as they couldn't get him out of Arkham and saw how the villains were reacting around him, they resolved to make things more comfortable.

Harry had also had tutors in there so that he could learn while he was in Arkham, after all, they couldn't let him go back and forth, as that would risk security that was too thin already.

It was really a blessing that the villains hadn't been leaving witht eh wayt hat their budget was being cut by the politicians who wanted to say that they had been doing something for the city.

The villains were far from model citizens, but they had all been calmed down by Harry's presence in the asylum.

Of course, despite their efforts, Harry still had quite a few quirks about him.

No one could survive Arkham untouched, after all.

Done! I hope that you like this story.

Here are the ages of the characters in this story:

Poison Ivy: 16 (The Batman incident version)

Harley Quinn: 22

Joker: 34

Freeze: 40

Rubber: 20

Alice: 21

Scarecrow: 25

Batman: 33

Robin: 12

Batgirl: 16

Selina: 22

Harry: 12

I hope that this was a good chapter and that you all enjoy this story! Please read and review! Also, should I make this a crossover with more than Batman in it?