I think I need more sleep.

Really, staying up late and reading the most retarded comics ever do not help my already depleting sanity.

© Nintendo, Shigeru Miyamoto whatever.

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Lucario was losing horribly.

How hard is it to beat a freaking knight in tights? Seriously, if he couldn't beat him then there was no question that he seriously needed to start training more often with Pikachu.

Lucario heard a small 'plink' and a smart bomb fell to the ground. Ideas were starting to pop into his mind.

Either he A) threw the bomb at Link and damaged him more, but not enough to actually hurt him. B) Threw it off and actually fought, or C) cheat like a bastard and lose some dignity in the process.

C) Sounded okay.

He bit into the smart bomb, and, although it wasn't cheating per se, it was damn near close.

It also reminded Lucario that being in a smart bomb hurt like all holy hell. Seriously, okay, land mines you could at least avoid with relative ease, but you get trapped in that stupid bomb and you are either dead or swearing at your television screen.

Anyway.

Lucario finally stopped being in pain long enough to actually fight. He checked his damage meter-thing, and it was up to almost two-hundred percent.

It was time to kick some ass.

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Link was beating up Pikachu while Sheik was searching for Lucario, who had mysteriously disappeared to a part of the stage.

"You find him yet?" Sheik shook her head.

"Jeez, I wonder where he is." Mysteriously, as if out of thin air, Lucario sprang up, and let lose the biggest freaking aura sphere you have ever seen.

"HAHA! YOU'RE SCREWED NOW!"

"Oh…my…god…run!"

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Thirty seconds later, a battered and bruised Link and Sheik came out, looking rather pissed off, while Lucario and Pikachu continually high-fived each other.

"Don't be upset, it's just a loss." Lucario said, and Pikachu gave a fervent nod.

"I can't feel my legs. They're purple. Sheik somehow has a beam sword in her eye."

Sheik was about to kill something.

"Oh…well…uh…go to the hospital ward."

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Link sat there, Dr. Mario healing up his insane injuries. Sheik had gotten the beam sword of her eye, and patiently waited for him to be able to walk.

"Hey, I thought you were fired. You know, with the downsizing and all." She said to Dr. Mario, who shook his head.

"No, I'm just a retired fighter. The company still kept me as a doctor."

"Well…aren't you mad? That would tick me off pretty hard."

"No, they're paying me double for staying here."

"That's…weird. Why?"

As if on a cue, Pit busted in, Ganondorf's sword about half-way through his skull.

"It happened ag-ain!" Pit yelled, trying to keep his balance as the sword was about ten times heavier than him.

"It was an accident this time, I swear!"

"To answer your question, most doctors would kill themselves after witnessing these events…"

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Moral of the story: You let Lucario get in at least a few hits, or you will regret it horribly.

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That was hands-down, one of the worst stories I've ever made.

I wanted an excuse to put in Link and Sheik getting horribly, horribly maimed by Lucario, who kicks ass.

So uh…don't hold me responsible.