DESCLAIMER: This is a one of parody of what I think would happen if The annoying orange met hellsing. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS OR ANYTHING ELSE FROM THE SREIES
A: Alucard talking
S: seras talking
W: wakter talking
"Hey, hey vampires. Hey, hey vampires….Vampires!"
AS- "WHAT!"
S- "I think your fang-tastic hahahahah!"
A - "Shut up orange or I'll drain you of your blood!"
"Blood? what blood?"
S - "master, Oranges don't have blood."
A - "They don't? then how the hell is he talking?"
"Cause I'm full of juice hahahahah!"
A – " Shut the fuck up!"
"Hey, hey vampires?"
AS- "WHAT!"
"do you have any cash, cause I need to go to the blood bank! HAAAAAHAAAA!"
S -"please shut up."
"Hey vampires."
AS – " WHAAAAAAT!"
"you wanna hear a joke?"
"NO!"
" What do vampires fear the most?"
A - "Nothing!"
"Tooth decay!"
S – "master, I don't know how much more of this I can take.!"
"Hey banana vampire!"
S – "What did you just call me!"
"Why didn't Dracula get married?"
S – " Uhhh"
"Because he couldn't find a nice ghoul! HAHAHA!"
A - "What!"
"HA HA HA! Get it? He couldn't find a nice ghoul – girl!"
A - "How dare you!"
"hey vampires."
AS - "WHAT!"
"Can you lick your own eyeball?"
S - "of course we can, we're vampires. Our tounges are really long."
A - "Don't encourage him police girl."
"Police girl? Your not a cop."
S - "yes I am."
"Uh, uh. If you're a cop then where's your gun?"
S- "Well I-
" and as for apple vampire.
"APPLE VAMPIRE!"
"Yeah, you with the stupid hat, you look like an apple dressed for Halloween."
A – "right, that does it I've had enough of your stupidity! Time for you to die!"
"Oh god"
A – "Any last words before I shoot out your insides?"
"Yeah…SUN!"
A - "Wha?"
S - "Master, the suns coming ou- ARRRRGH!"
"Oh god…that looks like it hurts….you two okay… Great, now I've got no one to talk to…..Hey butler!"
W- "Oh god…."