Because He Squeaks
AN: This is a parody to Carrie Underwood's Before He Cheats.
This is for a clarinet friend I have (I call him Squeaker). He's not this bad, but during one rehearsal, he just could NOT stop squeaking and it was hilarious!
Right now he's probably playing with his friend's Leblanc
And he's probably playing Mozart
Right now he's probably thinking that he's just the most perfect
Cause he calls it his art
Right now, he's probably at practice with his band geek friends
And he don't know
That I glanced over his scholarship application to Julliard
Wondered why he'd even think to try
I see his clarinet sitting in the band room
Know that he don't take it home
And he don't practice, I know because he squeaks
Right now, he's probably trying to learn
Some brand new piece he knows is too hard
Right now, he's probably thinking of some
Girl he met who goes to another school
Right now he's probably wondering if he should ask her out
And he don't know
That I glanced over his scholarship application to Julliard
Wondered why he'd even think to try
I see his clarinet sitting in the band room
Know that he don't take it home
And he don't practice, I know because he squeaks
I might've caused a little trouble for the next band
Cause the next time that he squeaks
Oh, you know it won't be near me!
No… not near me
Cause I glanced over his scholarship application to Julliard
Wondered why he'd even think to try
I see his clarinet sitting in the band room
Know that he don't take it home
And he don't practice, I know because he squeaks
Oh, he don't practice I know, because he squeaks
Ouch, that was his squeak
A/N: DISCALIMER: I DO NOT OWN ALL OF THIS SONG! I HAD MAJOR HELP FROM Galinda Burroughs 417. Thanks, Galindy! And thanks to Squeaker for letting me use him as the "inspiration" for this parody!