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A short one-shot based off a journal entry I made in Creative Writing Class.
Pokémon: Banned!
Once there was a brave knight Pikachu and his trusty sidekick Pichu. They travelled across the land doing knightly Pikachu things. Life was good until 4kids came. 4kids was an evil wizard who banished anybody and anything slightly offensive from the country. The other Pokémon citizens tried to lie low, but sooner or later, they'd be banished for something stupid. Pikachu and Pichu were outraged by the villainous 4kids, so they marched right up to 4kids' castle and called him out.
A fierce battle ensued; sparks and crappy English re-dubbing flew everywhere. Just when it looked like the brave electric mice would lose, Pikachu unleashed his most powerful and forbidden attack: Epileptic Seizure-Inducing Flash Wave!!
But the attack missed and Pikachu and Pichu were banished before you could say inflatable boobs.
But life outside the country's border wasn't bad. The unfamiliarity was annoying, but the new country was pretty much just like the country they'd been kicked out of. Just like all the other countries in Pokémon world. And soon enough, 4kids' mad rage banished more and more Pokémon until there was no one left to banish. Everybody just adjusted to life in the next country and had a big party without inviting 4kids. The party was an awesome-tastic Children's Day festival with riceballs (which they actually called riceballs), bikini contests, and Jynxes with black faces. And they didn't use any silly surfer-dude, valley-girl, or southern accents. Or meatloaf. Which goes to show you that over-censoring is bad because then you miss out on all the wild parties.
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Wow, this looked a lot longer when it was in my notebook! Oh, well. Hope you recognized all the jokes!