Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors or Naruto
Jayfeather was minding his own business gathering herbs, until he blindly (Literally) stumbled into a twoleg who happened to be the Neji, the Prince of Arrogance, second to Sasuke King of Emo's.
"How dare you touch me filthy rodent" Neji just looked at him as if he was stupid. "I'm a cat" he said. "So?" Neji said. "So? that must mean your retarded" Jayfeather said.
"Oh you did not just call me retarded" Neji said angrily. "Oh yes I did retard" Jayfeather said. Neji just looked like a pissed off ass "Its on now bitch" Neji roared. "What does bitch mean?" Jayfeather asked. The question was ignored however as Neji pounced at him. If time was moving slowly, Neji would look like he was trying to flying. Jayfeather just moved to the left, and Neji fell face-first into the ground. "oooh, that's got to hurt" Jayfeather winced as he heard Neji's face smash, and slide onto the ground. Neji slowly got up, and his face looked disgusting. His nose facing down going all the way to his mouth(Think of squidward's nose just thinner), his eyebrows gone and his face littered with blood. It was ugly indeed.
Neji just looked at himself at a nearby pond that was coincidently there, and started screaming curses to the sky. He glared at Jayfeather swearing Revenge, before running away into the sunset, and falling into a Badger's Den. Jayfeather just listened as Neji fell before saying"...well dang that guy sucks..." before going back searching for herbs.
So I was reading over this story and realized, Boo was right, this looked like crap so I changed it up a bit, hope you all like it