Statements of Fullmetal Alchemist.
Things that our favortie characters said or did, that never appeared in the manga, nor the anime!
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Edward Elric.
"Okay, Envy… I face it… I'm…Short…".
"Mustang's right! This is dangerous!".
"Winry doesn't know it, but I love her".
"My little brother is always good to me".
"I just look up to my father. He's a very good person".
"Ling? Weird eyes? Come on!".
"I hate that Hughes hair combe".
"I'm looking for scissors to cut my pony tail and my little hair".
"Roy Mustang is very hard working".
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Alphonse Elric.
"Having my soul tied onto this suit of armor is lots of fun!".
"Brother would never harm a kitty".
"By the way, I hate kitties".
"We always look ugly no our pictures".
"I don't want to fall in love".
"I haven't suffered enough".
"That Ling guy is going to pay us back!".
"Roy Mustang is very hard working".
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Winry Rockbell.
"Auto mail sucks!".
"I can't cook".
"My earrings are stupid".
"I hate Ed and Al".
"My granny Pynako's nose is so not-ugly!".
"I hate Ed".
"That Hughes family! I hate them so freaking much! I'm glad Maes died".
"I think that Ling is very kind!".
"Roy Mustang is very hard working".
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Ling Yao.
"I'll pay all of my debts".
"Ran Fan is only my servant".
"Edward and Alphonse are such idiots!".
"I am looking forward to my death".
"My eyes suck!".
"I think Envy and Gluttony aren't bad people on purpose".
"Roy Mustang is very hard working".
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Hohenheim.
"I never loved Trisha".
"My sons are disappointing".
"I'm really fond of this Envy kid".
"Dante was always good to me".
"Edward is so tall! I'm amazed!".
"Roy Mustang is very hard working".
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Major Alex Louis Armstrong.
"My pecs are stupid".
"I'm very humble".
"My pecs are wimpy".
"My sister is ugly".
"My pecs are very very weak".
"I hate that little shiny thing above my head".
"My pecs suck!".
"Roy Mustang is very hard working".
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Roy Mustang.
"Well done, Full Metal".
"I'm expecting orders".
"Riza Hawkeye? Nah, I'll never like her".
"Hughes was an asshole".
"Lets get to work!".
"I don't wanna be late!".
"I hate ordering people around, though I like to receive orders".
"Our Fuhrer is very good".
"I'm a one-woman man".
"Say no to mini skirts!".
"I'm hard working".
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Envy.
"You're not a pipsqueak, I'm just pulling your leg".
"Hohenheim is a nice guy".
"I hate blood".
"My eyes are ugly".
"I feel guilty for having killed so much".
"I'll change my hair to orange!".
"I like to be called a palm-tree head!".
"Lust is an ugly bitch".
"Gluttony is an ugly bitch".
"Dante was so kind to me!".
"I've never endured physical nor psychological pain".
"Roy Mustang is very hard working".
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Gluttony.
"Blaberdaghaghaghabhaggegareaaallll… Foooood".
"Slurp… I'm full".
"Can I eat Lust?".
"My stomach hurts".
"I'm gaining weight".
"I want to eat Edward! He's so big and tall now!".
"Dante was tasty!".
"I don't want to eat you".
"Roy Mustang is very hard working".
Tiny one shot that I felt like writing!
it's based in a friend of a friend of mine -Things Edward Elric would Never Say-
Sorry, but I don't remember his/her name. If you find the fic, or if it's you, the one who wrote it, then lemme know!
This is my intermission for the third part of my FMA trilogy of fics.
Expect me... I'll be back.
Leandro.
Special thanks to Kanashii.Umi, for introducing me to the series, letting me know Envy was a He, basing one of her fics in a phrase I wrote, and many many more stuff.
She's mah' friend, ya diggin' it?
Peace out, yo'